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The In Kraut
John Carter. I was expecting little from this flop anyway, but thought it might pleasantly surprise me. There were a few mildly funny moments, but other than that it was really dull, the action scenes underwhelming. The only characters fleshed out are the Tharks. The set-piece battles including them could've been better. I'm glad I never wasted money on seeing this at the cinema or paying for the DVD. My friend lent me the one belonging to his kid.
I haven't read any of the Barsoom series of books (I'm guessing this film is based solely on A Princess of Mars?), or indeed anything by Edgar Rice Burroughs, so can't comment on its fidelity or otherwise to the original material.
I tried to read one of his books, but the writing was abysmal.