The Notebook
Now, normally I'm fine with a lot of films otherwise known as 'Chick flicks' or 'weepies', there's usually something going on that I enjoy, but never have I been forced to sit through such a mind-numbing, manipulative emotion-grasping film in all my life -
He's from the wrong side of the tracks, she's a good girl, they can't be together, etc, etc.....
Now there's a war scene in which he loses a friend....
Now he's obsessed with the house they first shagged in...
And all throughout she has a terrible affliction...
They end up dying together (seriously?)
Can only have been written by a 14-year old girl with no romantic experience whatsoever. Wank of the highest order.