Titanic tourist sub missing

[kebabking]

they've had some bods on saying that if it had imploded violently such an event would have been picked up by hydrophones, so more likely that is has remained intact. which ain't nice

This is true and not true - it's quite likely that the sound of an implosion has been recorded by either the US geological survey or the SOSUS network, but both those systems record far more data than can be listened to in real time, so they use software to sift the wheat from the chaff. The USGS are listening for earthquakes, landslips and volcanoes, the USN are listening for screw noises, machinery, and transients like torpedo doors and dropped pans in the galley.

The USGS found that it had recorded the implosion of the ARA San Juan some years ago, but only after it spent a week going through its data.

The ocean makes a lot of noise, and wrecks like Titanic make even more - you'd probably avoid putting your hydrophones near a wreck simply because it would bombard your systems with noise that you weren't looking for, so if something occured near the wreck you might or might not hear it, and even if you did, you might or might not recognise it for what it was.

 

[BigMoaner]

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wow, love these pictures.

 

[BigMoaner]

there ought to be a wetherspoons ship which would offer people like you the chance to sail to the site of a maritime disaster and pontificate with a pint to your heart's content.

imagine a tiny sub like this one with a even tinyier weatherspoons in the corner complete with a fight between steve and keith in the corner.

 

[A380]

there ought to be a wetherspoons ship which would offer people like you the chance to sail to the site of a maritime disaster and pontificate with a pint to your heart's content.

I always try to avoid spoons.

 

[two sheds]

Do you have any interesting stories about spoons?

 

[kebabking]

Do you have any interesting stories about spoons?

I've never got one stuck up my arse if that's what you mean...

 

[planetgeli]

Bit disappointed they've gone 'new money' and described the search area as 'almost twice the size of Connecticut'.

That's 1.3 Wales' to the rest of us.

 

[Wilf]

I've never got one stuck up my arse if that's what you mean...

Never?

 

[Wilf]

I've never got one stuck up my arse if that's what you mean...

Anyway>>>> Bucket List.

 

[andysays]

Some Royal Navy type saying this morning that from the imagery of the sub, there doesn't seem to be adequate CO2 removal (scrubbing) equipment and if that's the case the occupants are long dead.

Shocking news.

Are there any corners which could have been cut which weren't cut when building this five person deep sea coffin?

 

[Wilf]

Bit disappointed they've gone 'new money' and described the search area as 'almost twice the size of Connecticut'.

That's 1.3 Wales' to the rest of us.

This is where I drift back to being a heartless bastard... insufficiently concerned about the plight of billionaires... comparing this pointless search with the actual lives of migrants that could be saved... that kind of stuff.

 

[gosub]

it's amazing they managed to rescue so many people from the Titanic in 1912 to be fair

Saw something a couple of years back...basically it was an insurance job. Not only that but masonic connections closed ranks to prevent proper investigation much to the anger of the yanks

 

[gosub]

imagine a tiny sub like this one with a even tinyier weatherspoons in the corner complete with a fight between steve and keith in the corner.

Can't be done...sub would have to be at least another 200ft longer just to make the loos annoyingly inaccessible

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Submersible look-out station:

 

[The39thStep]

62 years ago

 

[Spymaster]

Submersible look-out station:

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See that remote in the chair back?

That's what they're flying your plane with.

 

[Orang Utan]

Why hasn’t Musk sent his sub to rescue? Already bitten by that ‘pedo’ diver?

 

[planetgeli]

Why hasn’t Musk sent his sub to rescue? Already bitten by that ‘pedo’ diver?

Too busy fighting Zuckerburg.

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight

Earlier this month, Meta showed staff plans for a text-based social network designed to compete with Twitter.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[pinkmonkey]

Why hasn’t Musk sent his sub to rescue? Already bitten by that ‘pedo’ diver?

Too busy sharing shitty memes on Twatter.

 

[gosub]

Why hasn’t Musk sent his sub to rescue? Already bitten by that ‘pedo’ diver?

Cos it's been all over mainStream media so probably thinks it's fake news.....waiting on them to tweet him personally from the depths

 

[cuppa tee]

consprickartists are on it now....gerry anderson knew....

 

[spitfire]

Submersible look-out station:

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You must have had the update from NY as well then. Keep your eyes peeled.

 

[Spymaster]

Too busy fighting Zuckerburg.

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agree to hold cage fight

Earlier this month, Meta showed staff plans for a text-based social network designed to compete with Twitter.

www.bbc.co.uk

That would be like Man U v City.

I'd want them both to lose.

 

[Pickman's model]

Saw something a couple of years back...basically it was an insurance job. Not only that but masonic connections closed ranks to prevent proper investigation much to the anger of the yanks

like no yanks are masons

 

[pesh]

Of course it's perfectly reasonable to pillory those responsible but the crapness and Heath Robinson approach to the whole venture has only really come to light over the last 48 hours, by which time the glee merchants were well into their stride.

Really? Seemed to me that all the crapness and Heath Robinson approach was always completely out in the open, especially in all the interviews and demonstrations he gave, its just nobody had really bothered to watch them at that point, presumably including the people who were dropping vast amounts of money and their own personal safety in his lap.

'subs lost and they've turned off the ships internet to stop us tweeting about it, lol'

 

[a_chap]

That would be like Man U v City.

I'd want them both to lose.

And lose very badly too

 

[Spymaster]

Saw something a couple of years back...basically it was an insurance job.

The sinking of the Titanic was an insurance job.

Is that what you're saying?

 

[Tanya1982]

Well, it’s very sad. There’s little doubt by now that they’re dead. I can only hope that any assets of OceansGate* are seized, and the reportedly substantial estate of Stockton Rush is sued, to recover every penny of the cost to nation states and other more reputable private companies who have dedicated their resources to this.

*And anyone working for them in a management, design, legal or medical capacity be likewise rinsed, and barred from practice/struck off.

 

[Idris2002]

The sinking of the Titanic was an insurance job.

Is that what you're saying?

Oh, the conspiraloons have it all worked out - the Titanic is said to have swapped badges with its sister ship the Olympic, presumably while kidnapping Shergar on top of the grassy knoll, and poncing about in an apron.

 

[Wilf]

That would be like Man U v City.

I'd want them both to lose.

I'd like it to end in serious injury for both of them. Just checking with Urban's Ethics Committee if I'm good to go on this (entirely imaginary) fight? or ?