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Ugh, no, the white goes hard and weird if they're coldThey're for Cadbury's Creme Eggs. They're shit at room temperature.
Ugh, no, the white goes hard and weird if they're coldThey're for Cadbury's Creme Eggs. They're shit at room temperature.
Sharpen your teeth first with a Dremel. It makes for easier chewage.And then break your teeth on them.
They are foil covered turds - horrible things.They're for Cadbury's Creme Eggs. They're shit at room temperature.
Bit late. Was it a dodo?It’s a standard portent of doom, you watch, a terrible plague will descend on the land or something
Get a moped then.
So why do fridges have special egg racks in them if you're not supposed to keep eggs in the fridge?
It's a remnant from a time when people knew no better, and thought eggs should be in the fridge. I blame that Eggwina Curry person.It's just a gimmick.
It's a remnant from a time when people knew no better, and thought eggs should be in the fridge. I blame that Eggwina Curry person.
I'm tapping away merrily on my PC under the stairs, when an intense flittering fluttering sound came down the stairs attached to a bird. Before I could react other than to exclaim "What the fuck is that?" (knowing the actual question should be "How the fuck is that?" it had gone back upstairs.
Legged it up after it to see it at the closed bathroom window, clearly panicking and flapping. So I did what any rational person would do, and shut it in there and started to panic myself.
Luckily The Boy came out of his room (The Girl already having barricaded herself in hers). I gave him instructions (get in there making sure the door is open for as short a time as possible) then open the window and encourage it out. He did this admirably and without fuss.
What I want to know is how on earth it could have got in. There were no windows open upstairs, and though the back or patio doors are often open for extended periods we would surely have noticed a bird come in that way.
There are birds nesting in the roof as they do every year, there's a gap in the fascia or whatever it's called. Soffit, I dunno. But no way to get from there to the house, the attic is full of insulating foam and the trapdoor hasn't been opened in a decade.
How did it get in? Tell me, suburban75.
Sod off yer weirdo - we've had this debate endlessly - eggs are better kept in the fridge. Only wrong 'uns don't do this.It's a remnant from a time when people knew no better, and thought eggs should be in the fridge. I blame that Eggwina Curry person.
Or you might have a household member who is an alien shapeshifter, and they transmogrified into a bird.
Definitley this^ Happened to a mate of mine.
True story.
I've known a few who were cuckoo.I've had friends who turned out to be complete cocks, too.
It's a remnant from a time when people knew no better, and thought eggs should be in the fridge. I blame that Eggwina Curry person.
If the best before date is a fortnight after I've finished them, why would I keep them in the fridge?Sod off yer weirdo - we've had this debate endlessly - eggs are better kept in the fridge. Only wrong 'uns don't do this.
On the bathmat draped on the side of the bath, and on the windowsillThis is quite a conundrum.
As an aside, did the bird shit in the bath? Asking for a friend...