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There was a bird in my house just now.

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Innit that if an egg floats it's good and if it sinks it's bad? Like opposite to witches?

The exact opposite. Eggs go off when the shell starts to let tiny bits of air in. That's why shaking them also works.
 
I'm tapping away merrily on my PC under the stairs, when an intense flittering fluttering sound came down the stairs attached to a bird. Before I could react other than to exclaim "What the fuck is that?" (knowing the actual question should be "How the fuck is that?" it had gone back upstairs.

Legged it up after it to see it at the closed bathroom window, clearly panicking and flapping. So I did what any rational person would do, and shut it in there and started to panic myself.

Luckily The Boy came out of his room (The Girl already having barricaded herself in hers). I gave him instructions (get in there making sure the door is open for as short a time as possible) then open the window and encourage it out. He did this admirably and without fuss.

What I want to know is how on earth it could have got in. There were no windows open upstairs, and though the back or patio doors are often open for extended periods we would surely have noticed a bird come in that way.

There are birds nesting in the roof as they do every year, there's a gap in the fascia or whatever it's called. Soffit, I dunno. But no way to get from there to the house, the attic is full of insulating foam and the trapdoor hasn't been opened in a decade.

How did it get in? Tell me, suburban75.

This is quite a conundrum.

As an aside, did the bird shit in the bath? Asking for a friend...
 
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