Brainaddict
slight system overdrive
There is a 70s folk horror film made for TV called Robin Redbreast which provides the answer to this. It's not good.
There was a bird in my house just now.
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Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
How do you "encourage" a bird to fly out of the window anyway?
clicker
nanook rubs it....
Just wing it.
Steel Icarus
we move
Dunno, wasn't with it long enough. Sparrow or starling, nothing too big or small
ska invita
back on the other side
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Happens about once a year with us, wrong cowl or something, ends up in the woodburner. If you're squeamish, look away now. Obviously it falls on to the throat plate then works its way to the woodburner door. Except last time, it didn't, so hadn't made a noise by the time I lit the fire. Luckily I don't make fires that go whoosh straightaway. Just noticed the little bugger in time and let him out between the flames. They've become very good at finding the open window. Maybe it's the same bird each time.
And no it wasn't a firecrest. It's nearly always a starling or a blackbird.
izz
Increased Leisure Citizen
If ever a bird gets in, open the largest window or door it has access to, close everything else, turn off lights and draw other curtains if possible, it will fly towards the light and outside.
The procedure for a bat is the same but with opposite lighting, make everywhere apart from the open door or window is as light as possible so it flies towards the dark.
You are welcome.
The procedure for a bat is the same but with opposite lighting, make everywhere apart from the open door or window is as light as possible so it flies towards the dark.
You are welcome.
Quality Urban reply
what kind of demon has eggs in a fridge? Honestly.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Perhaps its a phoenix?
Mrs Miggins
There's been a slight cheese accident
Couldn't agree more
planetgeli
There's no future in England's dreaming
Whatever it was, I posted it to SI.
WouldBe
Dislicksick
Those who want them to last longer.
Those who want them to last longer.
How long do you need 6 eggs to last?
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
WouldBe
Dislicksick
About 3 weeks
but the sell by date can be over a month sometimes.About 3 weeks
WouldBe
Dislicksick
Can't be too careful.
Steel Icarus
we move
Innit that if an egg floats it's good and if it sinks it's bad? Like opposite to witches?
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
FTFY
No!! I've already been to prison for assaulting an officer of the law.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Moral of the story... Run faster than them
Moral of the story... Run faster than them
at my age, and with my complex cartiledge and ligament tears in both knees? are you mad bruv
WouldBe
Dislicksick
Get a moped then.
So why do fridges have special egg racks in them if you're not supposed to keep eggs in the fridge?
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
They're for Cadbury's Creme Eggs. They're shit at room temperature.Get a moped then.
So why do fridges have special egg racks in them if you're not supposed to keep eggs in the fridge?
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
You have to keep eggs in the fridge to stop them hatching, as S☼I has found out to his cost.Get a moped then.
So why do fridges have special egg racks in them if you're not supposed to keep eggs in the fridge?
WouldBe
Dislicksick
And then break your teeth on them.
