The Voice UK (BBC1)

[twentythreedom]

It's daft how they first off get so many people on board then in the battle round and this one they cull tons of them straight off? Still don't really know who any of the contestants really are, haven't really got any love for it all yet

 

[tommers]

Yeah it does seem odd.

They start with 14 and go down to 3 in 2 rounds. Bizarre.

 

[tommers]

Has Emma Willis come as Shakin Stevens?

 

[Mr Moose]

Has Emma Willis come as Shakin Stevens?

Late bid to join the Rezillos?

 

[Mr Moose]

OMG. Bizzie been good so far but that was terrible.

 

[tommers]

Oh shit. What the fuck is going on here?

 

[zoooo]

I both hate and like her weird little girl at Sunday school outfit.

 

[tommers]

Bebop Bob Marley.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Stop her. She is massacaring Bob Marley. Please. Stop her!

 

[tommers]

A standing ovation?!? I think I must be insane or something.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Not sure I would have chosen Mika tbh

 

[tommers]

Not sure I would have chosen Mika tbh

Understatement of the fucking century.

 

[tommers]

Be weird if Sally picks Mika too.

 

[tommers]

"Tonight Marvin I'm going to sing "let's have a kiki" by the Scissor Sisters".

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Sally was good. I liked her

 

[Mr Moose]

There should be a series long moratorium on swing or bebop versions of anything.

 

[Libertad]

Get in Sally you star.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Are they hearing something different to me but Georgia was awful

 

[tommers]

Yeah, I love Sally but i thought that was a bit boring tbh.

I think she's amazing though.

 

[Mr Moose]

Are they hearing something different to me but Georgia was awful

Voice is good, song was criminal.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh Tom!!!

 

[tommers]

I think she would quite happily kill a man.

 

[trashpony]

I've never watched this from the beginning before. This bit is v odd. What the fuck is the point of choosing 7 and ditching 4 in the first week?

 

[twentythreedom]

I've never watched this from the beginning before. This bit is v odd. What the fuck is the point of choosing 7 and ditching 4 in the first week?

Exactly - they ditched 50% of them last week! now this. Ridiculous. Haven't had a chance to warm to any of them yet Just an endless procession of warblers so far

 

[Mr Moose]

I'm breaking radio silence to say NO TO GURL WIV HARP.

 

[Geri]

Loved Jermaine, and Christina Marie.

 

[Mr Moose]

Yep. Jermain sang the song rather than warbled a novelty in itself and Christina Marie is a force of nature.

 

[Mr Moose]

Harp girl has that sort of oblique vocal mannerism. There have been a few singers like that over the last 20 years and they've all turned out to be right monsters, Bjork, Sinead, Dolores...

 

[mwgdrwg]

I'm breaking radio silence to say NO TO GURL WIV HARP.

That Cranberry hitch thing some singers do. Uch.

 

[Mr Moose]

That really is one weird quiff.