The Voice UK (BBC1)

[wtfftw]

Why am I watching this?

 

[Geri]

GET ON WITH IT

 

[zoooo]

Has the aspect ratio on my TV gone wrong?

That was two very tall and bony ladies.

 

[twentythreedom]

I'm watching Crufts now, there's a dog called Will.I.am in it

 

[Geri]

Oh God, this is one of my favourite songs...

 

[Geri]

Nobody could follow Diana and Marvin! Oh my poor ears.

 

[Daisy Backayard]

just tuned into tunelessness !

 

[Daisy Backayard]

wha gwaan - me poor ears dem

 

[Geri]

See, he has a good voice. Just a bad song choice.

 

[tommers]

They just said "halfway through round 2"! What the fuck? This has been going on for decades.

 

[tommers]

I have a bit of a man crush on femi.

 

[twentythreedom]

Fuck, it seems to go on forever. Also, it's so relentless, I haven't even got any liking for any particular one yet. It's a fail format. Really shit.

 

[Hellsbells]

yeah, how many months does this show go on for? What happens after the battles? Is it just individual contestants singing & public vote?
So far I've guessed every battle winner correclty. It's very predictable.
The only contestant I've vaguely liked so far is that judo guy, Matt? or Max? Dunno, but he had quite a strong, interesting voice which is my kind of thing anyway.

 

[Corax]

It gets better when they're down to the last half dozen. Then they release them into the wild and they have to fight to the death until only one remains.

 

[Mr Moose]

Doesn't sound like I missed anything. Will watch on forward wind. Will take about 10 mins max.

 

[Geri]

I got bored halfway through and started watching videos on You Tube, which was much more entertaining!

 

[Mr Moose]

Evening any Voice doodz watching.

 

[Daisy Backayard]

Peeking in

 

[twentythreedom]

I hope tonight is an improvement on recent standards

 

[tommers]

Alright Leo. Don't mug yourself.

 

[Mr Moose]

Peeking in

Is that a restaurant?

 

[Mr Moose]

Jai is exactly what a singing cat would be like if one existed.

 

[Daisy Backayard]

Is that a restaurant?

Yep and it's a chop suey to take away for that first geezer with the unholy rock anthem

 

[Mr Moose]

Yep and it's a chop suey to take away for that first geezer with the unholy rock anthem

HAIWANNAKNOWORRERLURVIS!

 

[cybertect]

Demis Roussos?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I am missing this!!

 

[Mr Moose]

Oh gawd this guy has George Michael locked in the boot of his car.

Thom Yorke does GM.

 

[Mr Moose]

Why has George Michael got chocolate around his mouth?

 

[tommers]

What's the format with this round? I can't keep up.

 

[Mr Moose]

What's the format with this round? I can't keep up.

Weeping Nan's and embarrassing Dads?