The Voice UK (BBC1)

[Corax]

Wtf is Mairead singing? Terrible diction..tut tut...

Is she Lou's daughter?

 

[Mr Moose]

Well done Tom.

 

[Geri]

Ooh, I liked harp girl. Will she be able to do it again?

 

[Mr Moose]

Harp = red card.

 

[spanglechick]

harp girl is not singing well! she's losing the ends of some lines. poor breath control?

 

[Mr Moose]

Harp girl appears to have chosen a look I can only describe as 1920's nan in leiderhosen.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Harp girl...no. Jessica has a better voice for me

 

[Corax]

Disagree again! Harp girl won that hands down.

 

[spanglechick]

i wonder if jessica's general wibbly-ness and lack of resilience counted against her.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

OMFG...WILL!! Really...really? Can't agree with that at all

 

[zoooo]

I think Ricky just made her pregnant.

 

[Mr Moose]

Can't bear having to watch harp girl again.

 

[paulhackett]

Can't bear having to watch harp girl again.

All those memories of leiderhosen nan..

 

[QueenOfGoths]

No. No. No. One of my favourite songs that i do NOT like being warbled. I shall close my eyes and think of Holly Johnson

 

[Mr Moose]

Ripping it up tho.

 

[Geri]

This girl is good.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

This is hurting my ears. Senses. And memories.

 

[Corax]

She wins.

But I think he's pretty damn good too tbh. Kylie should steal him.

 

[Mr Moose]

She did warble too much, but they were terrific.

 

[Corax]

This is hurting my ears. Senses. And memories.

I think your ears are already broken

 

[Mr Moose]

I think Will is saying that a Sperm Whale has been brought into existence above the planet.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I am going to listen to Holly Johnson in a sensory deptivation tank to cleanse my memory of that performance!!

 

[Mr Moose]

Fuck me. I actually enjoyed it this week.

 

[Corax]

I think Will is saying that a Sperm Whale has been brought into existence above the planet.

I think Will is asking to be punched in the throat. His schtick is becoming embarrassing.

 

[twentythreedom]

I've really gone off this now Still watching though..

 

[QueenOfGoths]

James for me. Kiki was annoying

 

[Geri]

I bet her name isn't really Kiki either.

 

[Geri]

Oh dear, how embarrassing.

 

[twentythreedom]

I think the whole 'battle' format is shit. And a bit cruel. Getting 48 people with a dream, then turning them against one another and binning half of them straight away? Boo to that

 

[twentythreedom]

This is awful