The Voice UK (BBC1)

[Geri]

Yes! My predictive talents have left me this evening, but I am pleased to be wrong.

 

[Mr Moose]

This dude was awesome in the auditions.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

He is wearing a bow tie. That's wrong. So very wrong. The only people I know who wear a bow tie seriously are cunts!

 

[Geri]

I don't like this wacky twat.

 

[spanglechick]

was that song really short?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Neither of them sang well tbf - but I am glad bow tie has gone!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

was that song really short?

I think it's 'cos they were a bit shit so didn't play it all!

 

[Geri]

was that song really short?

I thought so.

 

[Mr Moose]

Bow tie was great in the auditions. He had it all to do with the song choice.

 

[Mr Moose]

He is wearing a bow tie. That's wrong. So very wrong. The only people I know who wear a bow tie seriously are cunts!

Doctor Who?

 

[Geri]

She should be disqualified for being called Sueleen.

 

[Mr Moose]

Don't like this business with the duo. Leave Giant Haystacks at home next time luv.

 

[abstract1]

<weeps>

 

[QueenOfGoths]

The 'single' woman should have tried to blast them off the stage as the duo are doing the easy listening version but she didn't. I'd give it to the folkies. Plus I liked his shirt!

 

[Mr Moose]

The couple look like sex people to me. They'll be lobbing their car keys in the ashtray before you know it.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Doctor Who?

Oooh, good point. But he's a time lord so I forgive him!

 

[Geri]

That Matt is a lot younger than his hair suggests.

 

[spanglechick]

what tom jones seems to be doing is cutting all the late-middle aged 'cruise-ship' style singers from his team, which is pretty canny, tbh.

 

[paulhackett]

The couple look like sex people to me. They'll be lobbing their car keys in the ashtray before you know it.

Thank fuck for the smoking ban

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'd give Will a hug

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Thank fuck for the smoking ban

You would want a cigarette after that though!

 

[Mr Moose]

This is a mismatch

 

[spanglechick]

this guy comes across like a geography teacher trying to be cool.

 

[Geri]

Don't like either of these.

 

[Mr Moose]

C'mon mate, dress for it! You is on telly!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

this guy comes across like a geography teacher trying to be cool.

Yup! I think she was better though he has a good voice

 

[paulhackett]

You would want a cigarette after that though!

Or shooting..

 

[spanglechick]

they're really rushing through it now...!

 

[twentythreedom]

oooooh........ bitchfiiiiiight!!!!

 

[Mr Moose]

Another mismatch.