The Voice UK (BBC1)

[Firky]

Never seen this before but my parents were watching it tonight so I watched it for a couple of minutes. I don't know what her name was but that curvy black lass from London was fucking brilliant. She put a lump in my throat.

I'd like to see her do well. She was incredible with curves in all the right places

 

[mrs quoad]

I've had a couple of mild lumpy throat moments, but after a couple of particular shambles tonight we twigged that there were teacup piggies on itv2. And from that point on, The Voice didn't stand a chance.

 

[Mr Moose]

Where I come from I'm known as 'The Voice' by the way.

 

[Mr Moose]

Beat it! Go crack an egg and eat it!

 

[spanglechick]

cassius needs to enunciate. and both of them were flat just then.

 

[Mr Moose]

Lianne's awesome.

 

[Numbers]

We have a soft spot for Cassius, we liked his track Broke when it came out years ago, we used to love throwing shapes to it.

 

[Mr Moose]

Go Leanne!

 

[mrs quoad]

Which one is that? Old or young?

I guess young.

 

[Mr Moose]

Fair play, they are both a couple of belters.

 

[Geri]

It's very predictable who they will put through. All about the voice, my arse.

 

[Mr Moose]

Oh noes! Mum's Thinks she's a touch tubby!

 

[Geri]

Oh noes! Mum's Thinks she's a touch tubby!

Is that the best sob story she can come up with?

 

[Mr Moose]

It's very predictable who they will put through. All about the voice, my arse.

Hope you are not about to come over all modern and cynical on us.

 

[mrs quoad]

OJesus THIS IS PAINFUL AAAAAAAAA

E2a: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAK AAAAAAAAAAK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is like pub karaoke. Only I'm sober.

Aaaaaauuuuuuu

 

[Mr Moose]

Oh dear this has all gone a bit office karaoke.

 

[spanglechick]

dullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

 

[Mr Moose]

Is that the best sob story she can come up with?

There was a time when I had to share a bedroom as a kid. Get me on the telly now.

 

[mrs quoad]

Was one of them horribly flat, thereby making the other one sound like a stuck pig; or was it both of them?

 

[Mr Moose]

The word 'amazing' might be devalued somewhat tonight.

 

[Geri]

Both awful. I did not predict that one correctly though!

 

[spanglechick]

on balance, that was the better option. at least without her bobble hats i can live with frances's look. kate's ubiquitous teenage hairdo and hipster glasses instantly annoyed me.

 

[twentythreedom]

Just turned over from bbc2, prog about Frank Wild and Shackleton, awesome. Have I missed much? I don't dig this duet knockout format

 

[Geri]

Smug cow.

 

[Mr Moose]

Danny, bless him. When he gets his confidence they'll be no stopping him.

 

[twentythreedom]

He's well flat innit

 

[spanglechick]

yup - very flat. i do like her frock, but this song is snoresome.

 

[Mr Moose]

Noes, nice song.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Didn't like the first choice but have agreed with the rest. Didn't like either the bloke or the girl but I'd go for the bloke 'cos he didn't annoy me as much!

 

[twentythreedom]

She's gutted!!