Steel Icarus
we move
I tried to make it spiral but on here it's impossible
Haha Nah, there are plenty of prompts going round, but it's entirely your choice as to whether you use them or not.Oops, was I supposed to be following a theme?
Not Doris Day's Armpits
(to the tune of Que sera sera)
When I was only 12 years old,
I shaved my armpits
bare as can be.
Will I be sexy?
Will I be fit?
Here's what they said to me:
'Oh the itch the itch!
Whatever possesed you, bitch,
to bulk-buy a load of Bics.
Oh the itch the itch'
When I grew up I carried on
hacking my arm pits
week after week.
Did it get better?
Did it hurt less?
Here's what they said to me:
'Oh pit hair pit hair,
we wish you were thick as fur.
We wish you had curly hair.
Oh pit hair pit hair'.
Now I am grown and blades have gone,
so has my pit rash
and that mad itch.
Now I am furry.
Now I am sleek.
Here's how it makes me feel:
Oh pit hair pit hair,
you make people stop and stare,
you're sexy cos you don't care.
Oh pit hair pit hair.
As you do, likeHeh, no I just made up the name and not really a direct connection to Bluebeard either. Just started randomly thinking about what life as a child of extremely (fairytale level) dysfunctional parents would be like, while I was doing the vacuuming