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no, they want written.

That would include a few paragraphs on different varieties of tea, different shapes of tea-pot, an analysis of leaf tea v tea bag - and thus a flow chart to show stages such as tea strainer only required if you're using leaf tea and so on.

And a risk assessment for handling a kettle containing boiling water.

You'd need to focus group the different demographics for "milk first" and "tea first".

Also draft a "diversity policy" to ensure equal validity for allowing the tea to "brew", "steep" or "mash" etc. depending upon the makers regional origin.
 
Cheers Quartz, just having a down day, not been out of work for any length of time before, the job market is a farce at the mo and the jobs I am qualified to do, I am unable to do due to a suspension for 12 months (expires august), stuck in a rut and can now see how it is difficult to get motivated.
 
from an advert for a local admin job (temp contract for 3 weeks)

:hmm:

If I didn't have other things to do today, I'd be tempted to construct an 8 page, illustrated training manual...
I had to do that at school, presumably in English Language class.

Odd thing to ask of a temporary admin job, but I suppose it is to test exactly that - grasp of English Language?
 
Well, I went to the interview this morning, and gave the presentation which I prepared last thing before going to bed last night.

It went really badly, and I think I have probably burnt my boats with that organisation.

I mostly just felt resigned and a bit depressed during the interview itself, which must have come across, although the pre-interview exercise went surprisingly well, I thought, and they are, supposedly, going to take that into account in their decision making.

Oh well - onwards and upwards, I guess. Another application due in on 22 January, and then there is one due in early February.

Sooner or later, someone will want to pay me to work for them, surely!
 
Well, I went to the interview this morning, and gave the presentation which I prepared last thing before going to bed last night.

It went really badly, and I think I have probably burnt my boats with that organisation.

I mostly just felt resigned and a bit depressed during the interview itself, which must have come across, although the pre-interview exercise went surprisingly well, I thought, and they are, supposedly, going to take that into account in their decision making.

Oh well - onwards and upwards, I guess. Another application due in on 22 January, and then there is one due in early February.

Sooner or later, someone will want to pay me to work for them, surely!

hard to tell.

sometimes if you go into an interview not caring much either way, you can do better than you can if you're too keen...
 
hard to tell.

sometimes if you go into an interview not caring much either way, you can do better than you can if you're too keen...
That's certainly true, and led to me getting the job which I recently left and which I did for more than 13 years!

However, it wasn't just that I didn't care. The presentation was badly delivered, for several reasons which I could go into, if I could be bothered :))), and I fucked up the answers to several of the questions.

They would have to have a very weak field indeed of candidates to appoint me based on today, and I know that they are not getting a weak field of candidates.

It is a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy, though - I can't be bothered making much of an effort because I know they are not going to appoint me, so I give them reasons for not appointing me.

*shrug*
 
That's certainly true, and led to me getting the job which I recently left and which I did for more than 13 years!

However, it wasn't just that I didn't care. The presentation was badly delivered, for several reasons which I could go into, if I could be bothered :))), and I fucked up the answers to several of the questions.

They would have to have a very weak field indeed of candidates to appoint me based on today, and I know that they are not getting a weak field of candidates.

It is a bit of a self-fulfilling prophecy, though - I can't be bothered making much of an effort because I know they are not going to appoint me, so I give them reasons for not appointing me.

*shrug*

:(

dunno really. surely if you get as far as the shortlist, that is a sign you're not completely wasting everyone's time

or at least that's what i keep telling myself...
 
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dunno really. surely if you get as far as the shortlist, that is a sign you're not completely wasting everyone's time

or at least that's what i keep telling myself...
Yeah, and that's true, too.

But, too often, and I am sure this is true for many of us, I am being interviewed because I submit a strong application and fulfill all the requirements, but I am up against a favoured and/or internal candidate, so don't really stand a chance, because they can always just tell me that I did very well, and they would have appointed me, but it was a very strong field, and someoneorother did better than me on the day, or whatever.
 
Yeah, and that's true, too.

But, too often, and I am sure this is true for many of us, I am being interviewed because I submit a strong application and fulfill all the requirements, but I am up against a favoured and/or internal candidate, so don't really stand a chance, because they can always just tell me that I did very well, and they would have appointed me, but it was a very strong field, and someoneorother did better than me on the day, or whatever.
There can be myriad and sometime very annoying reasons why people are not appointed despite a good CV and interview. One job I went for, and prepared in depth for, only wanted to pick my brains as to who I thought their next customers should be. They interviewed a lot of us over a period, each giving them tips and tricks but never appointing anyone. Made me quite cross when I found out how long they had been doing it!
 
Hi, I used to telephone follow up all my applications, especially if they were via agencies.
I do that, the most annoying things about agencies is that they are the worst for getting back to you. One that I have been dealing with is particularly annoying, the woman handling my application is always conveniently "with someone" she is yet to return my calls despite me calling daily.
 
Here we go again.

Last throw of the dice for the foreseeable future.

Nothing else in the pipeline, nothing else to apply to for the time being.

So, fingers crossed today goes well.

:)
 
Someone sent me a link to a job. Full-time, Tenovus, on their "man van" (so I suspect they'd like a male counsellor)

TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND. :mad: For an experienced professional. This is a seriously undervalued profession.

Oh and you have to be prepared to spend lots of nights away.
 
Someone sent me a link to a job. Full-time, Tenovus, on their "man van" (so I suspect they'd like a male counsellor)

TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND. :mad: For an experienced professional. This is a seriously undervalued profession.

Oh and you have to be prepared to spend lots of nights away.


You should see some of the salaries bandied about for teachers. So many loopholes now to:

a) Employ non-qualified teachers
b) Use people officially employed in other roles as teaching staff
c) Dismantle the national pay scale

An example would be the "artists in residence" (but with teaching duties) employed by some schools salaries are circa £10,000. You might get offered accommodation with that if it's a boarding school, but that means you're gonna get roped int a lot of of out of hours work.
 
Here we go again.

Last throw of the dice for the foreseeable future.

Nothing else in the pipeline, nothing else to apply to for the time being.

So, fingers crossed today goes well.

:)


Done. Phew. About an hour. All went as well as it could've. Just down to qualities of the other candidates and who is the best fit now I guess. Should know by tonight I hope.

Regardless. It's all over.
 
I don't feel that, though.

I just want a job!

I know.

I know.

There's a place near me where I got an interview a while back. It was a terrible experience. I was clearly the more experienced and qualified candidate, yet the whole day felt like they weren't listening and they'd already made their mind up on the other candidate who appeared to be very matey with them.

A few months later the same vacancy re-appeared. Apparently mateyness didn't equal suitability. I re-applied. Didn't even get the courtesy of a reply. Fast forward another few months. Advertised yet again. This time though, despite hitting the person spec perfectly I won't waste my time. There's clearly something not right there.

Doesn't help me get any other jobs though. :(

Two years, two long years, I've been applying. There's only a finite number of positions in existence in my role. I'm at the point now where I find myself applying for jobs that I applied unsuccessfully a couple of years ago for and the successful applicant has done their stint and moved on. :(

It's soul destroying and at times my self-confidence has taken a real battering.

But, I've been lucky enough to have had positive experiences in May last two or three interviews, reassuring me that I can still do this job.
 
I have applied for 15 jobs today. I also whittled out all of the crap from my inbox to count the applications I'd made (bored? Fuck yeah!) I have applied for over 200 jobs.
 
I have applied for 15 jobs today. I also whittled out all of the crap from my inbox to count the applications I'd made (bored? Fuck yeah!) I have applied for over 200 jobs.

Pah that's not job hunting boredom.

I've mad a map with every application in the last 10 years pinned on it and graphs of application results by year and sector. I can tell which sectors and years have the best and worst "hit rates".

That's job hunting boredom!
 
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Two years, two long years, I've been applying. There's only a finite number of positions in existence in my role. I'm at the point now where I find myself applying for jobs that I applied unsuccessfully a couple of years ago for and the successful applicant has done their stint and moved on. :(

It's soul destroying and at times my self-confidence has taken a real battering.

But, I've been lucky enough to have had positive experiences in May last two or three interviews, reassuring me that I can still do this job.
I was job hunting for two years, it can certainly be soul destroying, I focussed on my job search and got basically more and more intensive with it as time went by. One agency told me that because of my time out of work they would probably not put me forward for positions as they said pretty much "no smoke no fire" implying that there must have been something wrong with me!

But as I think you allude, there are positive moments which make you realise that there will be success in the end. At least that kept me going a lot of the time.
 
I have applied for 15 jobs today. I also whittled out all of the crap from my inbox to count the applications I'd made (bored? Fuck yeah!) I have applied for over 200 jobs.
Blimey xes, that is a lot of applications. Over what sort of period?
 
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