The Betting Shop II

[flimsier]

Welcome to the U75 betting shop.

Open an account - £1000. Minimum stakes £10. All prices will be from recognised bookies and may not be disputed. Once a bet is placed, no refunds under any circumstances. I often search for the best odds for you.
Most major sports will be catered for and Any requests will be considered (eg Big Brother bets), within reason.
Posts #2 and #3 will be the banking running totals and any long term outstanding bets.

Any bets placed, by posting here, must not be edited. Editing a bet will make it null and void and the stake lost. If I cannot tell what your stake was you may lose your account. You may receive a receipt from me in a 'quoted' reply, but if not I will return to your bet as convenient (for me). My decisions are not to be disputed.

To claim your returns, you must post on the thread the post number or in quoted form (preferably both!)

To join the U75 Betting Club, simply place a bet.

Prices available on most sporting events, just ask on the thread.
If you try to bet at a price I haven't advertised, I reserve the right to terminate your account.

Be polite though. I will not accept bets and may bar those who are impolite. Take your rudeness elsewhere.

Working hours I cannot post odds. Hence I apologise if sometimes I need to settle by making up the odds in retrospect.

 

[flimsier]

High Rollers Club (accounts over £5000)


Punters (start on £1000)

Belboid £70
Bertifrew:£700
Bob Marleys Dad:£0
Butchersapron:£4462
Chintz:£1255
Chrisfilter:£550
Danno at work:£300
Diamond:£650
E.J.:£1010
Exoculate £0
Harold Hill:£970
Holteman83:£300
Hovis:£800
Iam: £750
Ich bin ein mod:£580
Innit: £750
Juice Terry:£600
Kained and Unable:£485
Mains £500
Marty21:£1785
Mr Pat:£980
Oddjob:£3585
Oisleep £2490
Pagan £780
Past Caring:£0
Pickman's Model:£854
Red Faction:£2776
Relahni £314
Renegade Dog :£737
Rollem £975
RubberBuccaneer:£800
Sleaterkinney:£920
Sorry:£639
Souljacker:£800
Squirmy:£50
Stanley Edwards:£0
Starfish:£806
Thomas 77 £0
Tony1798:£210
Twisted:£920


Bookie (starts on 0):

flimsier: £38455

YOU MAY PURCHASE £1000 OF CREDIT WITH A £5 SERVER FUND DONATION

Cancelled accounts

The B:£950
ernestolynch £160

 

[flimsier]

Outstanding bets:

Butchersapron:£50 Sp to win E2004 7 LOST
£100 Eng to win E2004 7 LOST
£50 Fr to win & Henry top scorer 3*5.5

Past caring: £50 Sp to win E2004 7 LOST
£20 Sp to win E2004&Henry top scorer 50 LOST
£20 Millwall to win playoff place 9

holteman 83 £20 Sp to win E2004 7 LOST
£10 Morientes top scorer 16 LOST

Sorry £50 It to win E2005 4.5 LOST
£75 E/W Raul top scorer 12 LOST

oddjob £50 Henry top scorer 5.5 LOST
£10 Fr to win E2004 3 LOST

starfish £20 Larsson top scorer 50 LOST
£50 Sp to win E2004 7 LOST

 

[flimsier]

Opening offer:

All punters staking £100 or more by midnight Sunday 20th June will have another £100 free bet on first scorer/ correct score double on any E2004 match.

 

[past caring]

*Walks in

Looks round

Sees no prices posted

Sees no Racing Post

Sees no Sporting Life

Sees no life at all

Walks out*

 

[Pickman's model]

what happened to the manager of the old shop?

and i've an outstanding (in all senses of the word) bet on henry to be top scorer at euro 2004. are you only carrying over selected bets?

 

[flimsier]

Saturday 19th June
2/5 Germany 11/4 Draw Latvia 6/1
11/8 Holland 15/8 Draw Czech Republic 9/5

Sunday 20th June
6/4 Portugal 15/8 Draw Spain 13/8
10/3 Russia 11/5 Draw Greece 8/11

Monday 21st June
8/11 England 12/5 Draw Croatia 3/1
2/5 France 10/3 Draw Switzerland 5/1

Tuesday 22nd of June, 2004
1/5 Italy 4/1 Draw Bulgaria 10/1

 

[flimsier]

Germany v Latvia:

Germany 1 - 0 5/1
Germany 2 - 0 5/1
Germany 2 - 1 7/1
Germany 3 - 0 8/1
Germany 3 - 1 9/1
Germany 3 - 2 25/1
Germany 4 - 0 18/1
Germany 4 - 1 16/1
Germany 4 - 2 40/1
Germany 5 - 0 50/1
Germany 5 - 1 50/1
Germany 6 - 0 100/1
Germany 6 - 1 100/1
Draw 0 - 0 8/1
Draw 1 - 1 11/2
Draw 2 - 2 16/1
Draw 3 - 3 66/1
Latvia 1 - 0 10/1
Latvia 2 - 0 33/1
Latvia 2 - 1 25/1
Latvia 3 - 0 100/1
Latvia 3 - 1 80/1
Latvia 3 - 2 66/1

Others by request

 

[Pickman's model]

i'll take that as a 'yes'.

 

[past caring]

and i've an outstanding (in all senses of the word) bet on henry to be top scorer at euro 2004. are you only carrying over selected bets?

He's certainly only paying out on selected bets, which is much more of a worry.

Fucking knocker.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

100 quid on a Germany and Czech Republic double. Ta.

 

[flimsier]

i'll take that as a 'yes'.

Yes, can you tell me the slip number (post number) and I'll honour that!

 

[flimsier]

He's certainly only paying out on selected bets, which is much more of a worry.

Fucking knocker.

Sir, your custom is valued, but if you do not wish to bet, please leave.

 

[flimsier]

100 quid on a Germany and Czech Republic double. Ta.

Certainly sir; 2/5 and 9/5

£100 Thank you, and you now have a free £100 bet to be laid as per offer above.

 

[upsidedownwalrus]

Certainly sir; 2/5 and 9/5

£100 Thank you, and you now have a free £100 bet to be laid as per offer above.

What are the accumulated odds for that?

Anyway, OK I'll bet my free 100 quid bed on France to beat Switzerland 2-0, ZTrezeguet to score first.

 

[flimsier]

First Scorer: Germany v Latvia

Kevin Kuranyi 7/2
Michael Ballack 4/1
Thomas Brdaric 9/2
Miroslav Klose 9/2
Fredi Bobic 5/1
Lukas Podolski 7/1
Marians Pahars 8/1
Maris Verpakovskis 8/1
Andrejs Prohorenkovs 10/1
Vits Rimkus 10/1
Bernd Schneider 12/1
Andrejs Stolcers 14/1
Mihails Miholaps 14/1
Bastian Schweinsteiger 16/1
Andrejs Rubins 16/1
Christian Ziege 16/1
Dietmar Hamann 16/1
Torsten Frings 16/1
Fabian Ernst 20/1
Imants Bleidelis 20/1
Sebastian Kehl 20/1
Vitalis Astafjevs 20/1
Mihails Zemlinskis 25/1
Jurijs Laizans 25/1
Jens Jeremies 25/1
Frank Baumann 25/1
Jens Nowotny 28/1
Arne Friedrich 33/1
Philip Lahm 33/1
Christian Woerns 33/1
Jurgis Pucinskis 40/1
Valentins Lobanovs 40/1
Andreas Hinkel 50/1
Arturs Zakresevskis 50/1
Igor Stepanovs 66/1
Dzintars Zirnis 66/1
Igors Korablovs 66/1
Maris Smirnovs 66/1
Olegs Blagonadezdins 80/1
Alexsandrs Isakovs 80/1
No Goalscorer 8/1

 

[past caring]

Yes, can you tell me the slip number (post number) and I'll honour that!

819

 

[flimsier]

What are the accumulated odds for that?

Anyway, OK I'll bet my free 100 quid bed on France to beat Switzerland 2-0, ZTrezeguet to score first.

Your payout will be £392 should you win.

I'll price up your free bet later.

 

[past caring]

And while we're at it - "outstanding bets"

The bet was £20 at 9/1 on Millwall winning a play-off place, not to win the play-offs.......

Not looking good, is it chaps?

 

[flimsier]

819

You tried to place a bet in a burnt out shop. The bet was not accepted. I'm sorry sir, that bet did not stand.

 

[flimsier]

Holland v Czech Republic

Holland 1 - 0 5/1
Holland 2 - 0 8/1
Holland 2 - 1 8/1
Holland 3 - 0 22/1
Holland 3 - 1 18/1
Holland 3 - 2 25/1
Holland 4 - 0 66/1
Holland 4 - 1 50/1
Holland 4 - 2 50/1
Holland 5 - 0 100/1
Holland 5 - 1 100/1
Holland 6 - 0 100/1
Holland 6 - 1 100/1
Draw 0 - 0 7/1
Draw 1 - 1 5/1
Draw 2 - 2 16/1
Draw 3 - 3 66/1
Czech Republic 1 - 0 6/1
Czech Republic 2 - 0 11/1
Czech Republic 2 - 1 9/1
Czech Republic 3 - 0 33/1
Czech Republic 3 - 1 25/1
Czech Republic 3 - 2 28/1
Czech Republic 4 - 0 100/1
Czech Republic 4 - 1 80/1



Half time/ Fulltime
Holland/Holland 10/3
Holland/Draw 14/1
Holland/Czech Republic 22/1
Draw/Holland 4/1
Draw/Draw 7/2
Draw/Czech Republic 5/1
Czech Republic/Holland 22/1
Czech Republic/Draw 14/1
Czech Republic/Czech Republic 4/1
2004-06-19 19:45:00

1st goalscorer

Ruud van Nistelrooy 7/2
Roy Makaay 5/1
Pierre van Hooijdonk 5/1
Milan Baros 6/1
Patrick Kluivert 6/1
Marek Heinz 7/1
Rafael van der Vaart 7/1
Vratislav Lokvenc 7/1
Jan Koller 7/1
Arjen Robben 10/1
Tomas Rosicky 12/1
Stepan Vachousek 12/1
Pavel Nedved 12/1
Vladimir Smicer 14/1
Marc Overmars 14/1
Andy van der Meyde 14/1
Karel Poborsky 16/1
Boudewijn Zenden 16/1
Wesley Sneijder 20/1
Edgar Davids 25/1
Jaroslav Plasil 25/1
Marek Jankulovski 25/1
Philip Cocu 25/1
Paul Bosvelt 25/1
Frank de Boer 25/1
Clarence Seedorf 25/1
Giovanni van Bronckhorst 25/1
Tomas Galasek 33/1
Roman Tyce 33/1
Tomas Huebschman 40/1
Wilfred Bouma 50/1
David Rozehnal 50/1
Jaap Stam 50/1
Martin Jiranek 50/1
Tomas Ujfalusi 50/1
Pavel Mares 50/1
Rene Bolf 50/1
John Heitinga 50/1
Zdenek Grygera 50/1
Michael Reiziger 80/1
No Goalscorer 7/1

 

[past caring]

I refer you to post 779 on the other thread;

It clearly states, "New bookies opens tonight 4-8 pm"

Despite your "if I'm not too pissed" caveat, I take it you weren't pissed at 4.15 pm when bet 819 was placed.

Further your tagline, "New bookies opens tonight" remained unchanged until well after the completion of both matches.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution rests......

 

[flimsier]

To win E2004
(prices valid until ko Germany Latvia)

France 5/2
England 11/2
Italy 6/1
Spain 7/1
Czech Republic 11/1
Germany 11/1
Holland 11/1
Portugal 12/1
Sweden 14/1
Denmark 22/1
Greece 25/1
Croatia 50/1
Switzerland 500/1
Latvia 750/1

 

[flimsier]

I refer you to post 779 on the other thread;

It clearly states, "New bookies opens tonight 4-8 pm"

Despite your "if I'm not too pissed" caveat, I take it you weren't pissed at 4.15 pm when bet 819 was placed.

Further your tagline, "New bookies opens tonight" remained unchanged until well after the completion of both matches.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution rests......

I refer you to post 820, posted on the same minute:

Its not open yet

Bet not accepted.

I'm sorting out the remnants of the fire still.

That wasn't my bookies. This is.

I stated no bets to be placed for 'a couple of days' earlier in the thread. (post 728)

Now, if you wish to place a bet sir then please do, otherwise leave.

Should you continue these antics, your account will be suspended.

 

[flimsier]

Anyway, OK I'll bet my free 100 quid bed on France to beat Switzerland 2-0, ZTrezeguet to score first.

That's at 14/1

 

[danno_at_work]

cash

editor
the new bookie has given me a little bit of credit so i will send you some proper money for the server when i get paid on thu

dan

 

[past caring]

I stated no bets to be placed for 'a couple of days' earlier in the thread. (post 728)

errrr, so post 728 somehow magically supercedes post 779, even though posted some considerable time prior to the latter post.

You're having a giraffe mate.

 

[flimsier]

Yes, because it says not to post any more bets.

Notice how you ignore the post after yours.

 

[flimsier]

Bet on the cricket?

2004 Twenty20 Cup

Lancashire 6/1
Surrey 6/1
Warwickshire 9/1
Yorkshire 9/1
Gloucestershire 10/1
Kent 12/1
Nottinghamshire 12/1
Worcestershire 12/1
Essex 14/1
Glamorgan 14/1
Leicestershire 16/1
Hampshire 20/1
Middlesex 20/1
Somerset 20/1
Derbyshire 25/1
Durham 25/1
Northamptonshire 25/1
Sussex 33/1
Each-way bets 1/2 odds first 2

2004 C & G Trophy
Warwickshire 2/1
Yorkshire 2/1
Worcestershire 3/1
Gloucestershire 10/3

 

[flimsier]

2004 National League - Division 1

Glamorgan 6/5
Lancashire 9/4
Kent 5/1
Hampshire 6/1
Northamptonshire 14/1
Warwickshire 25/1
Essex 40/1
Surrey 50/1
Gloucestershire 80/1
Each-way bets 1/3 odds first 2

2004 National League - Division 2

Nottinghamshire 5/2
Middlesex 3/1
Worcestershire 7/2
Yorkshire 4/1
Durham 10/1
Leicestershire 12/1
Somerset 12/1
Sussex 50/1
Derbyshire 200/1
Scotland 2000/1