*The Archers thread

[Greebo]

I think Ed'll move away because Emmur is too worried about "the little ones" to stay in Ambridge.

So they move to Tower Hamlets and are shot in a drive-by...

Never mind that, when are they going to write Helen out?

 

[Ms T]

I was right!

 

[trashpony]

I was right!

You were

Haven't we already done the 'my horrobin brother/father/uncle has done something bad but I durn't tell' to death now though?

 

[Mrs Magpie]

You were

Haven't we already done the 'my horrobin brother/father/uncle has done something bad but I durn't tell' to death now though?

But he bought a tiara for the baby! He can't be all bad!

 

[a_chap]

Chinese lantern my arse.

If you insist...

 

[a_chap]

I'm a day behind - I only listened to last night's episode at the 2pm repeat today. Have to say it was dire. And, surprisingly, really awful acting too.

 

[Mrs Magpie]

And, surprisingly, really awful acting too.

Their hearts aren't in it, clearly.

 

[susie12]

The storyline's like a sieve as well, Josh assumed the dogs would wake everybody up when the place is on fire so he could attend to a cow? wtf??

 

[maldwyn]

That's one lucky cow...

 

[a_chap]

Introducing Miss Emmur Marples...

 

[vauxhallmum]

Their hearts aren't in it, clearly.

I fear this is the truth. You can smell it

 

[wayward bob]

"uncle keith" is too good to be true, mark my words

i thank you :bows:

 

[a_chap]

It's a double-bluff I tell you.

 

[wayward bob]

i think you have a little too much faith in the archers scriptwriters' abilities achap

 

[a_chap]

i think you have a little too much faith in the archers scriptwriters' abilities achap

-ahem-

It's a underscore Chap if you don't mind.

 

[a_chap]

Damnit. Look, can I get my fecking name changed to "a chap" like it was supposed to be?

 

[Greebo]

Damnit. Look, can I get my fecking name changed to "a chap" like it was supposed to be?

Not before you get it into your head that it's "dammit" or "damn it", but never "damnit".

 

[mrs quoad]

achap

All coppers'... hats... are... peaked?

 

[a_chap]

All coppers'... hats... are... peaked?

What?

 

[trashpony]

I don't want to know about Lynda and Robert's love life. Truly

 

[bouncer_the_dog]

I thought the weird farm stalkers were an extended metaphor for societies lack of concern with the plight of farmers in 2012?

 

[belboid]

Where's Ruaridh's new voice come from?

 

[trashpony]

Where's Ruaridh's new voice come from?

Radio4's dressing up box?

 

[mrs quoad]

Where's Ruaridh's new voice come from?

Jesus suffering fuck, well wherever it's coming from, it's not the part of Ireland it was coming from last year!

 

[vauxhallmum]

Ah yes, who could forget Ruaridh's lilting refrain

I WANT MOUSEY!

 

[mrs quoad]

Artichoke bounced off some Ambridge Extra synopses last night.

Turns out Kate's having an affair, Lucas wants them all to move to Durban for his career (that was the trade off for him bending over backwards for her uk degree), phoebe has found out about Kate's affair & is livid, Kate's refusing to move because of her shagpile.

 

[mrs quoad]

Listening to ep 6.

Phoebe's getting rat-arsed.

 

[mrs quoad]

Kate is *such* a twat.

 

[mrs quoad]

Oops. Kate's just turned up at the club phoebe's getting pissed in, boyfriend in tow.

 

[mrs quoad]

And phoebs has taken a tyre lever to her mum's car, smashing all the windows & crying all the while. After being turned down for a snog.

*glory*