*The Archers thread

[trashpony]

So not much then.

Not much really. Richard Locke shipped up at the scratch Messiah performance and got Shula all flustered. She hasn't told Alistair that they're going to meet up (she tried to but Alistair got bored). And Helen isn't shopping so Rob is having to cook horrible meals from half-empty fridges with only frozen chicken as a potential source of met (despite the fact that she works in a FOOD SHOP and works in a MEAT-PRODUCING farm).

He forcefed Henry some of his horrible mushroom stroganoff which was pretty unpleasant to listen to

 

[TikkiB]

Thank you, that's the sort of the detail I was after.

Richard Locke! Bloodyhell!

 

[gdubz]

Eastender script writer strikes again. How long till we find out Dan is his kid, and Alistair hits Ladbrokes...

 

[Twattor]

Eastender script writer strikes again. How long till we find out Dan is his kid, and Alistair hits Ladbrokes...

...he really helped with the "artificial" insemination...

 

[Mogden]

And THE HEATER. What's to become of that. Barn fire? It's had more mentions than the cows this week.

 

[davesgcr]

Ah yes - Barn fires - some track record in the Archers for that ! Will catch up on Sunday ......

 

[belboid]

Well, well, well.

 

[belboid]

Archers secrets revealed!

they keep a bed in the studio, y'know

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/...s_source=facebook&ns_linkname=radio_and_music

 

[wiskey]

Aww Ed and Emmur

 

[TikkiB]

I cried. And I don't care who knows it.

 

[a_chap]

Ed'n'Em's wedding is how all TA episodes should be.

Anyway, getting back to the Twat Titchener. I missed an episode. Did he kill the Polish(?) worker who's suddenly had to go home?

 

[two sheds]

I cried. And I don't care who knows it.

I fast forwarded past it - that bad was it?

 

[wiskey]

Ed'n'Em's wedding is how all TA episodes should be.

Anyway, getting back to the Twat Titchener. I missed an episode. Did he kill the Polish(?) worker who's suddenly had to go home?

I missed two or three nights last week so I'm not sure what's going on with the culvert thing.

Is Charlie actually serious about finding out the cause or is he covering up something for BL?

I wouldn't put it past Rob to kill someone

 

[belboid]

aah, Mike. Bless

And even a mention of his eye!

 

[lizzieloo]

Has John Finnemore been done yet?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02mlwdp

Am allowed to post that, I know all about the solar array's wild flower plans now at Berrow Farm after Helen's speech last week

 

[pennimania]

I fast forwarded past it - that bad was it?

I deliberately didn't listen and I haven't relented yet (on that epi)!

 

[belboid]

somebody surely has to tell Kenton that he is being a complete and utter prick

 

[Mogden]

somebody surely has to tell Kenton that he is being a complete and utter prick

Hasn't David already tried that and failed? Is he going to set up a rival fair?

I'm having a hard time believing Pip is actually going to leave.

 

[belboid]

Hasn't David already tried that and failed? Is he going to set up a rival fair?

I'm having a hard time believing Pip is actually going to leave.

Yeah, but that was never gonna work, was it?

I hope Pip goes, it'll be good for her. This flirtation with the Fairbrother chap is going to come to no good, I tell you

 

[Mogden]

Yeah, but that was never gonna work, was it?

I hope Pip goes, it'll be good for her. This flirtation with the Fairbrother chap is going to come to no good, I tell you

Which one is she gonna end up with? I can see her chuffing off to Cornwall with them, regardless of what was said this evening.

 

[belboid]

I haven't learnt to tell them apart yet.

 

[trashpony]

Bit like Charlie and NewTom and their identical voices.

 

[two sheds]

I confuse Peggy and the other one, and the two Archer brothers. It's just as well there are no real plots or I'd be completely baffled.

 

[belboid]

Grace is coming back!

Kinda

 

[RedDragon]

Oh, Bert, my Mark passed after your Frida, can I have a slice of that "seed cake", and yeah, my neglected rose bushes are triumphant

 

[a_chap]

How old is Feeeby again?

 

[Lazy Llama]

17 last Sunday.
Don't know what Kate's problem is, apart from having a sexually active child putting her in the "not young anymore" set.

 

[a_chap]

Putting her Chakra out. Er.. or something.

 

[belboid]

aah, it's good to have Debbie back

 

[a_chap]

Have I missed something?

When did the cunt Titchener get his paternity results back?