*The Archers thread

[FiFi]

God I hope Rob isn't going to be martyred

Helen and Henry went home

Thank you.

 

[TikkiB]

God I hope Rob isn't going to be martyred

Helen and Henry went home

I reckon we've got months left of Rob's villainy so they'll all be safe this time.

 

[Mogden]

Rob's near death experience will be milked by him. Oh Hell-en you can't fart without my say so after I nearly carked it in the great 2015 flood.

 

[madamv]

You sure about that? Henry went out, we'll probly see them tomorrow

Yeah because Rob was wanting to go home with them and Helen told him he'd not live with himself if he didn't help. Ha! What rot! So Helen and Henry went home. Unless they didn't make it or they went somewhere else and I didn't hear it.

And by martyr I dont mean because he is dead. But as you say Mogden, everyone will be having to bow and scrape because he's so brave..... Everyone else will be gracious, he'll stand out like a sore thumb...

 

[susie12]

It's weird that the same night seems to be going on all week.

 

[belboid]

It's weird that the same night seems to be going on all week.

The week that mysteriously vanished. I hope no one was meant to have a birthday during it.

 

[wiskey]

So what day is it?

And I'm not even going to start on Charlie's miraculous recovery at a bit of snogging from Adam

 

[belboid]

So what day is it?

Last friday. i think

 

[wiskey]

Last friday. i think

Oh right.

The more it goes on the more irritated I get

Where are the emergency services?
Where are the 24hr news crews?

 

[belboid]

Where are the emergency services?
Where are the 24hr news crews?

it's been about five hours so far - according to the local news updates

Which is yes, plenty of time for the council/emergency services to do something

 

[wiskey]

according to the local news updates

WTAF

Why don't I know this stuff exists?

WHY does this stuff exist??

 

[belboid]

btw, did anyone else have to look up this mysterious 'Prudder' place that Ruth keeps going on about?

 

[wiskey]

Prudhoe?

I presumed it was made up until I saw Hadley Haugh written down and thought 'eh?' because I'd always presumed it was called 'Hock'.

 

[belboid]

Prudhoe?

took me ages to work it out! One of the continuity announcers pronounced it as Prude-O the other night as well

 

[wayward bob]

does no-one in ambridge have a mobile phone?

 

[belboid]

does no-one in ambridge have a mobile phone?

Yes, they nearly all do, but they've also pointed out that they aren't working due to catastrophic script failure

 

[madamv]

 

[belboid]

so that's it? a couple of fucking sheep

 

[Mogden]

so that's it? a couple of fucking sheep

Agreed. All that build up and we get soggy wool and a reason for Charlie and Adam to be gushy.

 

[belboid]

Agreed. All that build up and we get soggy wool and a reason for Charlie and Adam to be gushy.

Roy and phoebe happy to be together, David and pip, basically everyone has forgotten all their earlier arguments.

Reset button

 

[Mogden]

And they all lived happily ever after!

 

[Shirl]

I feel let down, very let down

 

[Hocus Eye.]

It seems that the floods have made David Archer review his decision to sell the farm as he develops an uncharacteristic feeling of sentimentality towards Ambridge and his own past there.

Sounds like the old "With one bound he was free" technique first employed many years ago to get a hero out of an impossible predicament.

 

[TikkiB]

And Pip never wanted to move anyway.... so that's alright then.

 

[wiskey]

I feel let down, very let down

This.

 

[trashpony]

I wonder if Ruth will still be a seething ball of resentment when she gets home or if she too will be so thankful that no cows have died that she'll have forgotten all about it? At the very least heatherpet could die. What a swizz this whole thing has been

 

[TikkiB]

I wonder if Ruth will still be a seething ball of resentment when she gets home or if she too will be so thankful that no cows have died that she'll have forgotten all about it?

I bet that's exactly what'll happen.

 

[wiskey]

I wonder if Ruth will still be a seething ball of resentment when she gets home or if she too will be so thankful that no cows have died that she'll have forgotten all about it?

I bet that's exactly what'll happen.

*vomit*

(lol @ 'Heatherpet' though )

 

[TikkiB]

This is the `Ambridge version of Bobby's dream, isn't it?

 

[susie12]

So what exactly was the point of last week?