Thatcher is dead

[KeeperofDragons]

So are the Government going to declare 1 minute's silence to remember her?

The sound of glasses clinking will probably drown the silence

And the party poppers

 

[Citizen66]

Can't believe I'm on late shift today!

 

[Pickman's model]

That vid's dead too!

try this one

 

[frogwoman]

my boss was in earlier, he looked at his computer and said "Margaret thatcher's died! It's a shame, but I wasn't a fan of hers". And that was that

 

[marty21]

It's a pity she can't die everyday - this has lifted the nation!

 

[Cribynkle]

Just two weeks after we got an Argentinian pope

 

[marty21]

A demented old woman has died. It's the end of her suffering and is probably a relief to her family.

Apparently, many people are going to celebrate. I hope they enjoy their celebrations, but I think those celebrations are 23 years too late. The time to celebrate was when she was ousted from power in 1990.

I celebrated then as well

 

[trevhagl]

https://soundcloud.com/bob-noxious-...cher?in=bob-noxious-3/sets/hung-like-hanratty

 

[frogwoman]

It's a pity she can't die everyday - this has lifted the nation!

at least she achieved bringing people together in her death

 

[Pickman's model]

It's a pity she can't die everyday - this has lifted the nation!

a few more days like this & we'd be out of recession

so the queen, prince charles, cameron, osborne and simon cowell will all have to die next week. they're pencilled in for tuesday morning.

 

[Pickman's model]

at least she achieved bringing people together in her death

when there is discord...

 

[juice_terry]

Margaret Thatcher.

Born - 1927
Died - 2013

Sadly Missed....










....in 1984

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[TruXta]

"One important development in the 20th century was the introduction of soft ice cream. A chemical research team in Britain (of which a young Margaret Thatcher was a member)[21][22] discovered a method of doubling the amount of air in ice cream, which allowed manufacturers to use less ingredients, thereby reducing costs. It made possible the soft ice cream machine in which a cone is filled beneath a spigot on order. In the United States, Dairy Queen, Carvel, and Tastee-Freez pioneered in establishing chains of soft-serve ice cream outlets."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream

How apt, she helped invent a method to sell people less icecream for the same or greater amount of money.

 

[CosmikRoger]

Where can one download "Ding Dong The Witch is Dead" so that it counts in the hit parade, or whatever it's called nowadays?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What top spot? The top spot is just who you follow's latest tweets, so it's different for everyone. Do you follow loads of Lukes?

Is it? I thought it's everyone?

I don't know anyone called Luke

 

[Remus Harbank]

in case anyone gets the sniffles, they provide the option to tick whether a story is 'funny', 'cool', or 'interesting'

 

[Pickman's model]

"One important development in the 20th century was the introduction of soft ice cream. A chemical research team in Britain (of which a young Margaret Thatcher was a member)[21][22] discovered a method of doubling the amount of air in ice cream, which allowed manufacturers to use less ingredients, thereby reducing costs. It made possible the soft ice cream machine in which a cone is filled beneath a spigot on order. In the United States, Dairy Queen, Carvel, and Tastee-Freez pioneered in establishing chains of soft-serve ice cream outlets."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream

How apt, she helped invent a method to sell people less icecream for the same or greater amount of money.

i think this may be an urban myth as the notes 21 & 22 which the article relies on for that either don't mention her (21) or link to a 404 (22). although yes i have heard this before and i would like someone to offer substantiation so i can believe it,

 

[TruXta]

i think this may be an urban myth as the notes 21 & 22 which the article relies on for that either don't mention her (21) or link to a 404 (22). although yes i have heard this before and i would like someone to offer substantiation so i can believe it,

At this stage I don't care if it's true - but cheers anyway.

 

[Fez909]

i think this may be an urban myth as the notes 21 & 22 which the article relies on for that either don't mention her (21) or link to a 404 (22). although yes i have heard this before and i would like someone to offer substantiation so i can believe it,

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-Thatcher-invented-soft-scoop-ice-cream-.html

 

[Dillinger4]

she won't be eating any soft ice cream where she is going.

 

[billy_bob]

i think this may be an urban myth as the notes 21 & 22 which the article relies on for that either don't mention her (21) or link to a 404 (22). although yes i have heard this before and i would like someone to offer substantiation so i can believe it,

The Mr Whippy boycot actually began because the hairstyle of Douglas Hurd, one of Thatcher's most loyal cabinet members, exactly resembled the ice cream. Thatch-hatred resulted in a gradual morphing of the story to make her more directly responsible.

 

[frogwoman]

she won't be eating any soft ice cream where she is going.

It's too hot for ice cream

 

[Bakunin]

Margaret Thatcher.

Born - 1927
Died - 2013

Sadly Missed....










....in 1984

I was going to suggest they buried her in Brighton. Then again, they tried that once already.

 

[harpo]

ffs, if I wasn't so ill I'd go down the pub & get pissed. Fingers crossed I'm well for the bricking of the hearse.

Same here. I had to go home sick at dinner time and now they'll think I'm skiving off to join a party. Truth is I don't feel well enough to get off the sofa.

 

[Dillinger4]

It's too hot for ice cream

true hell

 

[mao]

"One important development in the 20th century was the introduction of soft ice cream. A chemical research team in Britain (of which a young Margaret Thatcher was a member)[21][22] discovered a method of doubling the amount of air in ice cream, which allowed manufacturers to use less ingredients, thereby reducing costs. It made possible the soft ice cream machine in which a cone is filled beneath a spigot on order. In the United States, Dairy Queen, Carvel, and Tastee-Freez pioneered in establishing chains of soft-serve ice cream outlets."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream

How apt, she helped invent a method to sell people less icecream for the same or greater amount of money.

 

[juice_terry]

Just two weeks after we got an Argentinian pope

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Same here. I had to go home sick at dinner time and now they'll think I'm skiving off to join a party. Truth is I don't feel well enough to get off the sofa.

You're not alone! Though I do seem to have chirped up

 

[Fez909]

Evil personified...and that Saville was a cunt as well.