sunbound unsound beach party

[etnea]

shoe swapping!
when are you back?

 

[Wolfie]

..... we all dance nicely.

....

since when did you start dancing nicely?

 

[SubZeroCat]

Ive lost weight!

How the hell did this happen? Two days ago I wasnt like this. Aaarggh!

And before all of you lot jump on me and say 'Lucky bitch, what are you moaning for' losing weight is, and never has been, a good thing in my case.

 

[wiskey]

aarrgghhh - i'm really not having a very good day so far i've been woken up by some bastard drilling, then overslept got up and was sick. moped for a while and failed to pack. then thought i'd clean out the fish, managed to throw water all over the sofa, the cushions & the floor. of course i grabbed the nearest thing to hand to mop it up - which happens to be the towel i was about to pack to take away.

i'm going to eat toast now in the hope nothing can go wrong.

 

[onemonkey]

I'm bringing chess.

I've been told on sound authority that I'm crap at it but it's a travel set and a bit smart and I like it

I haven't time to get a frisbee

i think what happened was this..

when you played me, you were improving under my patrician coaching.. then when you turned to play your old flatmate.. whilst drunk and stoned at 3am.. your powers tended to wane.. (and which isn't promising for this trip either!!)


but i can lend you a frisbee

 

[onemonkey]

Sorry Pie. The rules clearly state:

1st rule of Chess Club - never lose on purpose.

First rule of Chess Club - you don't talk about Chess Club..

or the bigger kids break will your glasses

 

[wiskey]

kites, chess, backgammon, frisbees, fluxx, cards, volleyball, football, boggle . . . .

have i accidentally signed up for some gaming convention!!!

 

[LDR]

I had some fantastic sweeties this weekend and I'm preparing for a very moody Wednesday when I fly out.

If anybody kicks the back of my seat mid-flight. I won't be responsible for the consequences. I'm liable to set my Good Lady Wife on them.

Consider yourself warned.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Ive lost weight!

How the hell did this happen? Two days ago I wasnt like this. Aaarggh!

And before all of you lot jump on me and say 'Lucky bitch, what are you moaning for' losing weight is, and never has been, a good thing in my case.

well, I've gained weight.. but I've decided not to give a fuck. good job I burn easy and have to wear a t-shirt to swim in eh?

 

[Skim]

First rule of Chess Club - you don't talk about Chess Club..

or the bigger kids break will your glasses

Yeah, you fucking spods.

I'm going to kick sand in your eye and nick your bishops.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Yeah, you fucking spods.

I'm going to kick sand in your eye and nick your bishops.

I think it's only right that we join forces Skim. Wipe out the chess scurge.

I thought the first rule of chess club was to always ensure your shirt was tucked into your underpants?

 

[SubZeroCat]

well, I've gained weight.. but I've decided not to give a fuck. good job I burn easy and have to wear a t-shirt to swim in eh?

Well I dont give too much of a fuck but I was feeling really confident before and even though its not noticeable it still pisses me off that it has to happen the day before I go away And I don't have a sarong!

 

[Pieface]

since when did you start dancing nicely?

since I started attending tea parties, Mr Wolfie.

I dance nicely these days with tidy fingernails and demure glances.

 

[Shirl]

Goddammit - we're clever, we're sporty, we like music, we all dance nicely.

I'm so proud of us

er, have you forgotten I'm coming too

 

[ChrisFilter]

since I started attending tea parties, Mr Wolfie.

I dance nicely these days with tidy fingernails and demure glances.

since when did they dribble and flap at tea parties?

szc: I wouldn't worry trouble, you're probably judging yourself overly harshly.. maybe it was just a blip, or a hormonal thing? or excitement at going on holiday.

or your crack habit

 

[ChrisFilter]

er, have you forgotten I'm coming too

Goddammit - we're clever, we're sporty, we like music, we all dance nicely, we're exceptionally stylish, and have great taste in men.

weird nice moment came over me then..

best wipe it off.

 

[Skim]

I think it's only right that we join forces Skim. Wipe out the chess scurge.

You're on. If too many intellectual pursuits are taking place on the beach, then it just makes the rest of us look thick, and we can't be doing with that.

So leave the chess as home folks – only dumb games are permitted, such as Snap and Pin The Tail on the Donkey. And no heavy books either. Keep it light with a Danielle Steel or a copy of Chat magazine.

 

[Shirl]

Is there something you want to share with the group??

 

[SubZeroCat]

szc: I wouldn't worry trouble, you're probably judging yourself overly harshly.. maybe it was just a blip, or a hormonal thing? or excitement at going on holiday.

or your crack habit

I'm not too worried, like I said, it's unnoticeable. Its just a little bit

I still look good

 

[jodal]

I think it's only right that we join forces Skim. Wipe out the chess scurge.

I thought the first rule of chess club was to always ensure your shirt was tucked into your underpants?

...in your case, you can tuck your shirt into your speedos.

 

[Shirl]

Goddammit - we're clever, we're sporty, we like music, we all dance nicely, we're exceptionally stylish, and have great taste in men.

weird nice moment came over me then..

best wipe it off.

Thank you, you are the nicest ladyboy I've ever met

 

[Cloo]

I'm liable to set my Good Lady Wife on them.

AAAIEEEEE!

 

[Cloo]

So, roughly how many Urbanites are going?*

*(-Sorry, but I don't have time to read through the 1000+ posts of this thread to find out!!! )

Circa 30, I think...

 

[pinkmonkey]

I have not been as excited about a holiday for as long as I can remember. Cannot wait.

All I have now is the fashionistas trauma of trying to create a 'capsule wardrobe' out of all my shite. <panics>

 

[treefrog]

I've decided that a stripey, silver pair of PJ bottoms are just way too cool to be worn while I'm asleep. They are my Italy clubbing trousers! Fear the purple stripey shineyness!

 

[JTG]

<shoves socks down speedos>

EastEnder caused the Brindisi flight to be delayed, much to the annoyance of the Urban crew

 

[longjon]

Wahey! Going tomorrow!

dervish & skim - I assume you'll be on the same flight as me and marla_ so I'll see you guys at Stansted

Me too hurrah! Skim u know me so keep an eye out and I will for u. Tall bloke wiv with record case not exactly hard to spot anyway. Hope they don't try to make me check it in

 

[JTG]

kites, chess, backgammon, frisbees, fluxx, cards, volleyball, football, boggle . . . .

I'm useless at all of those - apart from the ones I have no idea how to play at all (backgammon? boggle? fluxx?! A Jedi craves not these things)

Anyone for cricket?

No?



*packs loads more books than originally intended*

 

[SubZeroCat]

Me too hurrah! Skim u know me so keep an eye out and I will for u. Tall bloke wiv with record case not exactly hard to spot anyway. Hope they don't try to make me check it in

Dunno about Ryanair but easyjet let my mate take her guitar on the flight so I'm guessing a record case should be fine!

Oh and I'll be the brunnette with the taller black haired girl squealing with excitement

 

[Skim]

Me too hurrah! Skim u know me so keep an eye out and I will for u. Tall bloke wiv with record case not exactly hard to spot anyway. Hope they don't try to make me check it in

Yeah, I'm a bit worried about my records. You can carry through 10k in hand luggage, which I worked out at about 60 records. I'm happy to pay excess luggage, but if they try and put the records in the hold I'm going to kick up a fuss, because there's no way I'm trusting them with £££s of precious vinyl.