sunbound unsound beach party

[JTG]

I've just done the washing but the crap weather means nothing is drying as fast as I need it to

How can I pack when all my bestest clothes are wet? Hmmm?

Must remember to tell the DWP I'm going away and can't sign on next Monday.

 

[JTG]

According to my, exceedingly, limited research, Metaponto is a veritable treasure trove of ancient ruins. Greek, Roman, Spartican, etc, etc.

Spartican?!

You're not joking about the 'exceedingly limited' bit are you?

 

[Shirl]

mis read that as RUNS and thought about cancelling my flight!

riuns however could be cool, as could long walks. nothing dramatic. i want to relax.

wiskers

*its just dawened on me i need to leave the house at 11:30am on tuesday. thats really not a lot of time is it!

It's alright for you, we have to leave at 8.30am.

 

[oicur0t]

bastard! why I ought to .....

Maybe we can have a ceremony and inaugurate [sic] Wolife as a world heritage site. Then when he gets trashed a lot of tweed wearing, clipboard wielding do gooders can start a campaign to get Wolfie cleaned up.

 

[Wolfie]

some of us are worth preserving

 

[JTG]

It's alright for you, we have to leave at 8.30am.

8:50 on Wednesday here. I expect I shall be up at about 6 then

 

[oicur0t]

http://www.italy-weather-and-maps.com/

 

[Dante]

just been googling and some stuff about the place
http://www.rivadeigreci.it/web/ing-dovesiamo.html

no mention of "Sparticans"
but some really intereesting stuff about it here:
http://www.deliciousitaly.com/Basilicatatour1.htm
with some links for more info

lots of fun ruins to explore.
treefrog and i were thinking of hiring some bikes to have a look at them.

 

[Shirl]

8:50 on Wednesday here. I expect I shall be up at about 6 then

We can always have a sleep on the plane unless we've got party games

 

[EastEnder]

I'm not doing anything that involves bikes or mopeds.

I haven't ridden anything with 2 wheels since I was 14.

Walking, buses, hire cars - all good.

Bikes are for kids and peculiar adults who have a lycra fetish.

 

[ChrisFilter]

Bikes are for kids and peculiar adults who have a lycra fetish.

sometimes it's good to treat the ladies steve, slide in

 

[EastEnder]

sometimes it's good to treat the ladies steve, slide in

Any woman who wants to see me in lycra needs immediate psychiatric help.

 

[wiskey]

edited cos im an idiot

 

[liberty]

Not long now

 

[EastEnder]

<useful info alert>
Anyone intent on taking their mobile should ensure that roaming is enabled prior to leaving the uk.
</useful info alert>

Now back to talking drivel.

 

[wiskey]

<useful info alert>
Anyone intent on taking their mobile should ensure that roaming is enabled prior to leaving the uk.
</useful info alert>
.

and that the voicemail facility is switched off - otherwise you pay for the same call 3 times (when they ring you, when it tells you they left a message, when you pick it up).

 

[JTG]

and that the voicemail facility is switched off - otherwise you pay for the same call 3 times (when they ring you, when it tells you they left a message, when you pick it up).

*makes note to leave mobile at home, it's all too complicated and I have no money anyway*

 

[liberty]

52.5 hours until lift off

 

[Skim]

*28* hours until lift-off!

Oooo-eeeeeee!

<irons bikini>

 

[EastEnder]

<shoves socks down speedos>

 

[liberty]

*28* hours until lift-off!

Oooo-eeeeeee!

<irons bikini>

We are counting on you to save the sunbeds hope your taking a lot of towels

 

[Dante]

*28* hours until lift-off!

Oooo-eeeeeee!

<irons bikini>

oooh
thats reminded me, need some swimming type trunks

was so busy trying to work out what books to take i forgot

 

[SubZeroCat]

Wahey! Going tomorrow!

dervish & skim - I assume you'll be on the same flight as me and marla_ so I'll see you guys at Stansted

 

[Skim]

We are counting on you to save the sunbeds hope your taking a lot of towels

I've hired a crack team of nubile German lads to secure our places on the beach while I put my feet up with a cappuccino

Yes, SZC, we'll be on the same flight

 

[SubZeroCat]

Yes, SZC, we'll be on the same flight

Ooh that means you bring one of your Coldharbour Lane mix CDs for me, so I can listen to it on my discman on the beach of course

Go on, put it in your bag! Now!!

 

[liberty]

I've hired a crack team of nubile German lads to secure our places on the beach while I put my feet up with a cappuccino

I can picture it now

 

[ChrisFilter]

what do I need to do? get euros, and maybe some new shorts, cos I've only got 3 pairs, and they're all a bit crap.

I'm bringing a football.. and some cards.. and Jodal is bringing Boggle.

So many bitches are gonna be flipped

 

[SubZeroCat]

what do I need to do? get euros, and maybe some new shorts, cos I've only got 3 pairs, and they're all a bit crap.

I'm bringing a football.. and some cards.. and Jodal is bringing Boggle.

So many bitches are gonna be flipped

I got me euros, me new bikini and some smack for beach time fun.

Which bitches are gonna be flipped then?

 

[sparkling]

Have a wonderful time everyone and bring back an Italian waiter for me please.

 

[ChrisFilter]

I got me euros, me new bikini and some smack for beach time fun.

Which bitches are gonna be flipped then?

there's an Italian cereal called Smack-o's.. oh how we laughed on a family holiday in my early teens

I'm not really sure how you deconstruct the flip a bitch syntax.. but the bitch is definetly hypothetical, or metaphorical. It's no slight on the flipped.