Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle - BBC2 10pm from 16th March

[fogbat]

Good thing he won't be there then.

I know, I was merely talking hypotheticals.

I bet you thought I did something stupid by not reading the thread thoroughly

 

[Sadken]

I'm happy for the thread to degenerate into a discussion of comedians I could or could not take.

 

[Santino]

I'm happy for the thread to degenerate into a discussion of comedians I could or could not take.

Wee Jimmy Kranky would have your fucking bollocks for earrings.

 

[fogbat]

Wee Jimmy Kranky would have your fucking bollocks for earrings.

Yeeuuuruuurch Fact of the Day: The Krankies enjoy swinging.

Enjoy your dinners, all.

 

[Sadken]

But I would send Jethro straight to hell with my Flying Fist of Sheba.

That's basically me rubbing cat food on my fist and jumping on Jethro's back and rubbing his skull till he can't bear it anymore.

 

[Sadken]

Yeeuuuruuurch Fact of the Day: The Krankies enjoy swinging.

Enjoy your dinners, all.

Soooooooooo need to find out which swinging set they're in.

 

[fogbat]

Soooooooooo need to find out which swinging set they're in.

I bet they do it In Character, too

 

[Sadken]

Oh God you're doing this on purpose!

 

[kabbes]

I bet they do it In Character, too

Wouldn't be worth it if they didn't.

 

[fogbat]

She screams "fandabidoziiiiiieeeeeee" at the moment of climax.

Oh god, I just made sick in my mouth

 

[kabbes]

Does Bob Carolgees come with Spit the Dog?

Incidentally, mr ken, I still remember that Bob Carolgees candle website you once linked to. Full-on awesome power that was.

 

[Sadken]

http://www.carolgeescandles.com/

So immense.

 

[mrsfran]

http://www.carolgeescandles.com/

So immense.

Is that.... is that real?

 

[fogbat]

They have games!

Good god, they have a spitting-at-a-candle based game!

 

[Sadken]

Is that.... is that real?

It is almost too real to fully comprehend.

 

[Sadken]

They have games!

Good god, they have a spitting-at-a-candle based game!

I love that game. I actually genuinely love it.

 

[fogbat]

There's an online candle-design section, too!

 

[DotCommunist]

There's an online candle-design section, too!

Nooo, It are my birthday

 

[Sadken]

Yeah, but that flying eunuch is you, DC.

 

[DotCommunist]

Yeah, but that flying eunuch is you, DC.

Which would make you the smooth groined puppy dog. A hah!

 

[Sadken]

fuck's sake...

 

[fogbat]

Nooo, It are my birthday

Happy now?

 

[fogbat]

Hefty truncheons for you both

 

[DotCommunist]

Mine is blatantly bigger

 

[fogbat]

Mine is blatantly bigger

Ken's balls are bigger, though.

 

[Sadken]

My balls are honestly the size of equador.

 

[electrogirl]

My balls are honestly the size of equador.

what was it like??

not your balls. the show.

 

[Onket]

Saw a poor trailer for this the other night.

 

[stavros]

Saw a poor trailer for this the other night.

And then you got off the bus....

 

[Onket]

Nope, no idea.