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steven fry is unfriendly and inhumane in real life

I'm now watching everything on TV with this thread in mind, expecting Fry to emerge at any moment with a facility-hygiene solutions provider insulting quip at the ready.
 
I was once nearly run over by Alan Bennett. Keep that in mind, next time you listen to his amiable Yorkshire voice on the radio.
 
Was he having a cup of tea with Thora Hird and distracted at the time?

I suppose this is possible. I didn't see Thora, but she's not a big woman, and may have been crouched down, lest she be recognised - A hit and run conviction would have meant the loss of her contract with Stannah Stairlifts.
 
I suppose this is possible. I didn't see Thora, but she's not a big woman, and may have been crouched down, lest she be recognised - A hit and run conviction would have meant the loss of her contract with Stannah Stairlifts.

She's still alive?

Jesus, that woman's immortal.
 
Stephen Fry is bi-polar isn't he. So I suspect that there are time where he is super lovely and times he acts like a utter twunt.

He was a complete bastard when he arse raped me at a halloween party. But then I was asking for it the way i was dressed.*







* Disclaimer. This incident is totally fictional and didn't happen.
 
Stephen Fry is bi-polar isn't he. So I suspect that there are time where he is super lovely and times he acts like a utter twunt.

He was a complete bastard when he arse raped me at a halloween party. But then I was asking for it the way i was dressed.*

* Disclaimer. This incident is totally fictional and didn't happen.

Ah right. I suspect I am Bi Polar. Or have Asperger's. Not that they are the same of course. Bipolar is trendier.
 
Suggs spilt my pint once.
Sinnead O'Connor suggested going for a pint, once.
Mick Jones minded my pint while I went for a wee, once.
Steven Fry tipped ash in my pint, once.

Only one of these is untrue.
 
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