steven fry is unfriendly and inhumane in real life
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discokermit
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everyone on telly is a cunt. television is just an endless parade of cunts talking shit.
Dillinger4
Es gibt Zeit
Sounds a lot like life.
discokermit
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doesn't it just. except we pay the cunts on telly to do it.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
I'm now watching everything on TV with this thread in mind, expecting Fry to emerge at any moment with a facility-hygiene solutions provider insulting quip at the ready.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
You don't want to mess with Bennett mate. He keeps a book knowarrimean?
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Did he pick up speed as he approached you? 
sheothebudworths
Up the bum - no babies!!!
Ms T
Honey-coloured ramparts
Was he having a cup of tea with Thora Hird and distracted at the time?
fogbat
The Talibum
I suppose this is possible. I didn't see Thora, but she's not a big woman, and may have been crouched down, lest she be recognised - A hit and run conviction would have meant the loss of her contract with Stannah Stairlifts.
What was the truth about him biting a tramps ear?
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
I fail to believe he is unfriendly. Or tries to distract people with whimsical quotes about his mother in order to appear more friendly 
Gromit
International Man of Misery
Stephen Fry is bi-polar isn't he. So I suspect that there are time where he is super lovely and times he acts like a utter twunt.
He was a complete bastard when he arse raped me at a halloween party. But then I was asking for it the way i was dressed.*
* Disclaimer. This incident is totally fictional and didn't happen.
He was a complete bastard when he arse raped me at a halloween party. But then I was asking for it the way i was dressed.*
* Disclaimer. This incident is totally fictional and didn't happen.
Ah right. I suspect I am Bi Polar. Or have Asperger's. Not that they are the same of course. Bipolar is trendier.
(Note: this was a joke. And probably a typical aspie thing to say 
)
)discokermit
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no.
krtek a houby
Anger is Hi-NRG
Suggs spilt my pint once.
Sinnead O'Connor suggested going for a pint, once.
Mick Jones minded my pint while I went for a wee, once.
Steven Fry tipped ash in my pint, once.
Only one of these is untrue.
Sinnead O'Connor suggested going for a pint, once.
Mick Jones minded my pint while I went for a wee, once.
Steven Fry tipped ash in my pint, once.
Only one of these is untrue.
Cunt.
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