So - nobody admitting to watching Britain's Got Talent?

[felixthecat]

...cos I don't believe you.

It is marvellously, awesomely appalling and I'm a fucking addict.

Until it gets to the later stages that is - then it gets all a bit serious.

C'mon, come out of the closet here!

 

[danny la rouge]

I saw some of it. That poor drummer boy. His parents were an embarrassment, especially the Mum.

 

[butchersapron]

They were a disgrace and that kid should be taken off them.

 

[marty21]

haven't see any of it - and that is the truth!

 

[danny la rouge]

Exactly. (eta @ butchersapron)

 

[5t3IIa]

I saw a bit of the +1 show (I think it was). That three person comedy dance team thingy were awful and quite rightly got buzzed off or whatever they call it but then the presenter took them to find Louis and they did their Single Ladies bit for him and I almost wet self laughing

 

[felixthecat]

I saw some of it. That poor drummer boy. His parents were an embarrassment, especially the Mum.

Didn't it make you want to cringe? Whatever were the parents thinking?

But never fear - the day was saved by the dancing dog!!!

 

[xes]

I'd rather pull my eyelids off and headbut a wooden pike. (than watch, not admit to watching, that's never going to happen - lowest common denominator TV can fuck off)

 

[Ax^]

Didn't it make you want to cringe?

aye anyone admitting to wasting hours of their own life on that show

tends to

 

[Espresso]

I just love Britian's Got Talent.
I think Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden are completely superfluous to requirements. Not to mention immensely annoying. Any two randomers could be sitting in those seats for all the difference they make. I could do it. Me and our budgie, for instance, would have just about the same net effect as Morgan and Holden. But I suppose Simon Cowell needs someone to fetch him his tea and light his fags.

Yep, I am willing to stand up and be counted.
I'm Espresso and I'm a Britain'sGotTalentaholic.

 

[xes]

*puts Espresso down like a sick dog*

It's for your own good, and for the good of humaity

 

[xes]

I prefer to call it "Britains got fucking retarded cunts who'll watch anything aslong as it means they don't have to think about stuff"

 

[butchersapron]

I prefer to call it "Britains got fucking retarded cunts who'll watch anything aslong as it means they don't have to think about stuff"

Cheers prof.

 

[marty21]

broken Britain

 

[Ax^]

I just love Britian's Got Talent.
I think Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden are completely superfluous to requirements. Not to mention immensely annoying. Any two randomers could be sitting in those seats for all the difference they make. I could do it. Me and our budgie, for instance, would have just about the same net effect as Morgan and Holden. But I suppose Simon Cowell needs someone to fetch him his tea and light his fags.

Yep, I am willing to stand up and be counted.
I'm Espresso and I'm a Britain'sGotTalentaholic.

you more than likely like the taste of marmite as well


A public stonings to good for the likes of you

*shake's fist at the sky*

 

[xes]

Cheers prof.

No worries mate, one day, you'll see the light (the light on the TV which means it;s on standby )

 

[butchersapron]

No worries mate, one day, you'll see the light (the light on the TV which means it;s on standby )

You're not the most appetizsng example of a thinker though are you?

I'll stick with the retards.

 

[Espresso]

you more than likely like the taste of marmite as well


A public stonings to good for the likes of you

*shake's fist at the sky*

How did you know?

Getting stoned in public?
Naaaaah, not for me. Never touch anything stronger than a Silk Cut, ta.
With my marmite. Which I eat with a spooooooooooon.

 

[xes]

You're not the most appetizsng example of a thinker though are you?

I'll stick with the retards.

I am what happens when you turn the telly off

 

[fogbat]

If you want to watch it, watch it.

Are there really secret BGT-watchers out there? Lights off, curtains closed, quietly chortling away as yet another third-rate cabaret act humiliates themselves.

 

[felixthecat]

I prefer to call it "Britains got fucking retarded cunts who'll watch anything aslong as it means they don't have to think about stuff"

Gosh, I'm a retarded cunt am I? Well I never .

Why do you always have to be thinking? I want a bloody break from thinking about stuff!

 

[xes]

Gosh, I'm a retarded cunt am I? Well I never .

Why do you always have to be thinking? I want a bloody break from thinking about stuff!

(((felix)))

I'm sorry you had to hear it like that

 

[DotCommunist]

Morgan AND Cowell together in one room. Remarkable that any studio could stand the weight of so much pure cunt

 

[fogbat]

Morgan AND Cowell together in one room. Remarkable that any studio could stand the weight of so much pure cunt

One suicide bomber is all it would take.

One committed individual...

 

[stethoscope]

haven't see any of it - and that is the truth!

This!

 

[felixthecat]

you more than likely like the taste of marmite as well
*

How did you know?

Now thats scary! someone should do a study on the marmite eating habits of BGT viewers .

I like marmite too. Big thick layers of it on toast.

 

[xes]

I'd love to say that I'd be that committed individual, but I don't want the secret sevrices crashing through my windows like in a milk tray advert


*not committed enough obviously*

 

[TrippyLondoner]

Cant stand it, don't like these sort of shows usually anyway.

 

[Ax^]

Now thats scary! someone should do a study on the marmite eating habits of BGT viewers .

I like marmite too. Big thick layers of it on toast.

Hmm just to check something

are you and expresso also voting Tory in the general elections



just trying to gauge the level of BGT viewers

 

[southside]

I actually find it quite entertaining tbh, I like the early rounds because you get some really funny people on it and it's full of lol's.