Send Mation to the Moon!

[Mation]

Want to go to the moon? For free?
Applications are open now!

Meet the dearMoon Crew!

Meet the crew joining Yusaku Maezawa on this lunar mission aboard SpaceX's Starship

dearmoon.earth

I have completed the pre-registration and got my certificate



Let's see how far I get!

Edited to make the picture marginally more amusing.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Don't forget to bring us back some sticks of rock, and settle the important question about whether there are glass domes on the Moon.

 

[Mation]

Don't forget to bring us back some sticks of rock, and settle the important question about whether there are glass domes on the Moon.

I'd deffo bring back sticks of moonrock for you all.

But isn't the important question regolith then cheese, or cheese then regolith?

 

[Steel Icarus]

I'd deffo bring back sticks of moonrock for you all.

But isn't the important question regolith then cheese, or cheese then regolith?

No. Cheese.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I'd deffo bring back sticks of moonrock for you all.

But isn't the important question regolith then cheese, or cheese then regolith?

Cheese with regolith on top - the regolith is space dandruff that has settled onto the surface over the last 4 billion years. Probably.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Mation's excitement aside, the whole commercialisation of space really annoys me for some reason. Rich people playing god. Elon musk is a terrible person

 

[Mation]

No. Cheese.

Only regolith?

Nom

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Mation's excitement aside, the whole commercialisation of space really annoys me for some reason. Rich people playing god. Elon musk is a terrible person

He comes across as an entitled twat - can't stand him.

 

[Mation]

Mation's excitement aside, the whole commercialisation of space really annoys me for some reason. Rich people playing god. Elon musk is a terrible person

For good reason.

But give me the moon as a platform and I will use it for good

Oh god, I'm starting to take this seriously, aren't I?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Mation's excitement aside, the whole commercialisation of space really annoys me for some reason. Rich people playing god. Elon musk is a terrible person

Agreed, despite the planned hotel looking cool.

World’s first space hotel plans to open in 2027

Bars, restaurants and a gym will feature alongside hotel rooms

www.independent.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

But give me the moon on a stick and I will use it for good

C4U

 

[Steel Icarus]

Agreed, despite the planned hotel looking cool.

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World’s first space hotel plans to open in 2027

Bars, restaurants and a gym will feature alongside hotel rooms

www.independent.co.uk

Yeah, can't wait to marvel at the exploitative rich cunts sending TikToks from there

 

[Chilli.s]

From what I've seen on tinternet of the rocket launches/landings, getting there is going to be easy. The return flight and especially the landing look well dodge.

Best to take a sourdough starter and some ingredients and start a colony rather than risk a return trip just yet.

 

[Mation]

C4U

What does the C mean? she asked, riskily.

 

[cupid_stunt]

What does the C mean? she asked, riskily.

Corrected for you.

 

[Mation]

Corrected for you.

Oh ye of little face

 

[Crispy]

We do not know if there is psytrance on the moon, but if there is, it must be destroyed. Therefore I can think of no better ambassador than mation and I endorse her mission.

 

[Mation]

From what I've seen on tinternet of the rocket launches/landings, getting there is going to be easy. The return flight and especially the landing look well dodge.

Best to take a sourdough starter and some ingredients and start a colony rather than risk a return trip just yet.

I don't like sourdough

 

[Mation]

We do not know if there is psytrance on the moon, but if there is, it must be destroyed. Therefore I can think of no better ambassador than mation and I endorse her mission.

I WILL DESTROY IT, PROPELLED BY THE STRENGTH OF ALL WHO WOULD DESTROY IT!

 

[High Voltage]

But I like psytrance

 

[Mation]

But I like psytrance

It's not your fault.

(((High Voltage)))

 

[rubbershoes]

From what I've seen on tinternet of the rocket launches/landings, getting there is going to be easy. The return flight and especially the landing look well dodge.

Mation is only talking about going to the moon. She hasn't mentioned coming back

 

[Aladdin]

Don't forget to bring us back some sticks of cheese, and settle the important question about whether there are glass domes on the Moon.

Ftfy

 

[a_chap]

I WILL DESTROY IT, PROPELLED BY THE STRENGTH OF ALL WHO WOULD DESTROY IT!

Don't destroy it!


Think of the

 

[Mation]

Mation is only talking about going to the moon. She hasn't mentioned coming back

Have to see how it is when I get there...

 

[mauvais]

I still don't really like the Moon.

 

[dessiato]

I still don't really like the Moon.

I liked his drumming,

 

[Mation]

I still don't really like the Moon.

Why not?

 

[mauvais]

Why not?

Everyone is always banging on about how good it is and how inventing it was such a big step for mankind but it's just not all that.

If it blew up noone would actually care.

Ooooooh the tides won't someone please save the tides. FUCK OFF. OH NO what will I do I'll have to walk an extra fifty yards along the beach to get to my shitty boat. Get a job.

 

[marty21]

You have always been out of this world Mation , so going to the moon doesn't change that