Self-indulgent pet thread
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Callie
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That on the left looks like my aunt's (now dead) Bilbo, who used to lie on his back at old women's feet, and furiously rub himself off with his two front paws. Something about my deaf (and thankfully half-blind) grandmother used to really push Bilbo's buttons, and he'd basically lie at her feet, sniffing her legs, and wanking furiously.In the basket again lol!
And when you threw him out of the room, you'd often go into the corridor 3mins later and find him lying underneath her hung-up coat, sniffing it and masturbating furiously.
He was a horrendous, horrendous, grotty little deviant. With all kinds of mental health problems and bizarre allergies, and a mind fuelled by nothing but testosterone, wanking, and panic.
When they got him, he hadn't learnt how to piss right, so he'd walk up to a tree, cock his front leg, then piss all over his hindquarters.
Eventually they learnt him how to raise his back leg, so he'd sometimes walk up to a tree, lift his front leg, remember, lift his back leg *too*, fall on his side, then piss all over himself.
Eventually they learnt him how to raise his back leg, so he'd sometimes walk up to a tree, lift his front leg, remember, lift his back leg *too*, fall on his side, then piss all over himself.
Manter
Lunch Mob
you are making me snort my wine. The image of the pissing dog is just fabulous(ly awful)
CRI
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Herbert did that, and biting off his nails, which was freaky.does she do the biting in between her toes thing too? that makes me retch
CRI
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He was surprisingly calm and well behaved. My old next door neighbour had a Welsh Springer who was mad as a box of frogs. Had similar wanking obsession to Mrs Quoad's late cousin Bilbo.Never heard of Sprockers before... are they a bit mental?
wayward bob
i ate all your bees
Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
sim667
All aboard the 303 bus.
Beautiful dog.
The nice thing about dogs is they don't judge your funky Cookie Monster jammies.
Its not cookie monester.... Its animal
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
CRI - you can see so much personality in every pic of your guinea pigs. they're extraordinary
Bakunin
I am Noodle's bitch.
There's nothing like sitting up in a nice warm bed with a cup of coffee on a Saturday morning and having a sopping wet cat come bounding in from the garden and start climbing on you with muddy paws
It's certainly an improvement on the one that delivered a present of a mangled (but very noisy) blackbird by dropping it on the pillow six inches from the end of my nose at 6am, granted.
No need for an alarm clock that day...
No idea, sorry to say! Artichoke brought a tonne of repellant foliage with her when we shacked up. Quite a lot of them have gone through phases of being 'gutter plants'* before undergoing miraculous recoveries**, leaving most of them with an assortment of half-dead and desperate growths. If they ever had any labels, they were washed off in the rain *long* ago.randomish question: what sort of plant is that in the background? i'm on a cat-friendly houseplant mission and not been finding many that i actually like? ta!
*She used to live in a garret room. When her plants looked close to death, mostly through lack of care, she'd put them in the gutter outside because she couldn't bring herself to throw them away. The - quite large - collection of plants that ended up in her gutter came to be known as 'gutter plants.'
**They weren't *that* miraculous. But the plants actually started getting light and water, which they never got whilst she was 'looking after' them
CRI
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I think it might be this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dieffenbachia. Don't know much about plants. Only been able to save them from inevitable herbicide in the past 4 or 6 years. I've got one that looks a bit like this - think there are alot of varieties. It flops, it droops, you water it, it lives.
It was actually one that Herbs didn't fancy. Worst was palm tree thingies and spider plants. He didn't care much for those prayer palm things you get at IKEA, so still have alot of those. RIP Herbster.
It was actually one that Herbs didn't fancy. Worst was palm tree thingies and spider plants. He didn't care much for those prayer palm things you get at IKEA, so still have alot of those. RIP Herbster.
