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Came home from work yesterday to be confronted by a starving hungry cat (FiFi) - I ended up putting down 5 different food offerings - 3 x biscuits - all of which she's eaten before and 2 x wet food
This time, however, NONE of the offerings were deemed suitable - so the wet food went upstairs to the boys
After about 45 minutes of whinging she dumps the most massive poo imaginable - certainly far bigger than a cat of her size should be capable of containing and then in through the door comes Mrs Voltz with our Chinese take away for tea - the timing, as always, is minute perfect
EXCEPT
I'd forgotten to close the inner cat-lock door
And FiFi, whose shown absolutely NO interest in going out or trying to get out was through the inner and outer cat lock doors in a flash and wandering all calmly around "bottom" garden
Which is fine - except she then started towards "top" garden - which is not fine as she's never been taken up there on a lead so this really is new, virgin territory for her - luckily she was caught and brought back into the safety of the house with hardly a complaint - but now she's had her taste of freedom the difference in her is palpable - cat-lock duty is going to have to be rigorously enforced (on me)
Oh and the Chinese was still hot (Special Fried Rice and Special Foo Yung - both without prawns in case your interested - and FiFi turned her nose up, once again, at a piece of chicken from it, being happy with exactly the same biscuits as I'd already put down but re-put down by Mrs Voltz)
This time, however, NONE of the offerings were deemed suitable - so the wet food went upstairs to the boys
After about 45 minutes of whinging she dumps the most massive poo imaginable - certainly far bigger than a cat of her size should be capable of containing and then in through the door comes Mrs Voltz with our Chinese take away for tea - the timing, as always, is minute perfect
EXCEPT
I'd forgotten to close the inner cat-lock door
And FiFi, whose shown absolutely NO interest in going out or trying to get out was through the inner and outer cat lock doors in a flash and wandering all calmly around "bottom" garden
Which is fine - except she then started towards "top" garden - which is not fine as she's never been taken up there on a lead so this really is new, virgin territory for her - luckily she was caught and brought back into the safety of the house with hardly a complaint - but now she's had her taste of freedom the difference in her is palpable - cat-lock duty is going to have to be rigorously enforced (on me)
Oh and the Chinese was still hot (Special Fried Rice and Special Foo Yung - both without prawns in case your interested - and FiFi turned her nose up, once again, at a piece of chicken from it, being happy with exactly the same biscuits as I'd already put down but re-put down by Mrs Voltz)
