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Say hello to Barratt Homes' 'Brixton Square' on Coldharbour Lane (old Cooltan site)

They sure took their time over it. The original Cooltan closed in 1998.

You know the point I'm making, it's that artistic communities almost inevitably draw a load of Boho tossers (as well as other artists) in their wake, and those Boho tossers attract more Boho tossers, and each wave sanitises the original environment a bit more, until it's safe for the sort of tossrag squares who'll be buying in Brixton Square, who're at least the third or fourth wave of Boho twats to wash up here.
 
I was joking VP!

I've just found a Facebook page (Handpicked Brixton), where they're discussing whether they should be called Brixtonites, Brixtonians and other stuff.

One poster looks suspiciously like a poster from on here and states: Trendy Newcomer Twats :D

Another says "I alternate between saying 'Brixtoner' or 'Brixtonite'. I used to say Bricks or Brixsters"

"Brixtonian" and "Brixtonite" for me, or "SW2er" if I'm feeling elitist. ;)

Actually, "Brixsters" is a good alternative name for the cupcake-munching nu-Brixton crowd, a cross between "Brixton" and "hipsters". :D
 
You know the point I'm making, it's that artistic communities almost inevitably draw a load of Boho tossers (as well as other artists) in their wake, and those Boho tossers attract more Boho tossers, and each wave sanitises the original environment a bit more, until it's safe for the sort of tossrag squares who'll be buying in Brixton Square, who're at least the third or fourth wave of Boho twats to wash up here.
There's been other waves of gentrification in the past, but this is the first one that looks like it's going to wash away a lot of what is good about Brixton.

A tsunami of twats, if you will.
 
One of them on that page suggested Brixtopolitan :D

Fuck me sideways with my best brown boots! :eek: :facepalm: :eek:
Not only is it sticky on the tongue, it shows total ignorance of the language. A "polis", on modern usage is a community bound together by common values and community concerns. These nu-Brixton types have as much to do with my community as the Pope has to do with good childminding practice! :facepalm:
 
There's been other waves of gentrification in the past, but this is the first one that looks like it's going to wash away a lot of what is good about Brixton.

A tsunami of twats, if you will.

This also seems to be presaged by much more prospective medium-scale development than previous waves, too. A lot of what we've seen thrown up before have either been small (i.e. under the 14-unit total after which social housing comes into play) or small to medium-scale of 30-40 dwellings. I strongly agree that it's looking as if this could be the one that swamps Brixton-as-is. Probably won't stop any of us doing what we can to preserve what we love, though.
 
Fuck me sideways with my best brown boots! :eek: :facepalm: :eek:
Not only is it sticky on the tongue, it shows total ignorance of the language. A "polis", on modern usage is a community bound together by common values and community concerns. These nu-Brixton types have as much to do with my community as the Pope has to do with good childminding practice! :facepalm:

I'm not sure if it was tongue in cheek or not

Ben Chan Brixtopolitan - Brixton + Cosmopolitan
14 September 2011 at 12:52 · Like · 1

 
Interesting to hear that even the original Cooltan wasn't immune from the forces of gentrification.
yes, that's what I thought, but then again, it was just greed, supply and demand kind of thing, that's why we questioned it ( whole ethos of the squatting scene was to not make profit) but, yes, kind of led to its own end, commercialised itself to death (after money, drug dealers caught on to the cash flow and bla bla, before you know it it was mayhem.)
 
:cool: true, Costabour Lane , 'enjoy a run' in the parks, you are bound to have to run at some point, so get fit :D

To be fair, the horrible yellowy colour of those new flats on CHL up near the side road that leads to KCH only lend to the shonky faux Brixton-sur-la-Med ambience. Nearly vommed when I first saw that!
 
To be fair, the horrible yellowy colour of those new flats on CHL up near the side road that leads to KCH only lend to the shonky faux Brixton-sur-la-Med ambience. Nearly vommed when I first saw that!
but they have balconies, I think they are called Embassy apartments, how posh lol, I live at 13 Embassy Apt., Coldharbour Lane, sounds like Chelsea. It's Camber Sands, sorry well anyway
 
I've been in one of those yellow balcony'd apartments (friend's just moved in). They're quite nice inside. Lots of storage. Incredible views.
 
but they have balconies, I think they are called Embassy apartments, how posh lol, I live at 13 Embassy Apt., Coldharbour Lane, sounds like Chelsea. It's Camber Sands, sorry well anyway

I wouldn't like to live there. Imagine geting asked for your address - "I live at 20 Embassy..." (wonders why people are laughing).
 
but they have balconies, I think they are called Embassy apartments, how posh lol, I live at 13 Embassy Apt., Coldharbour Lane, sounds like Chelsea. It's Camber Sands, sorry well anyway

One block's called Embassy, the other is Printworks (or something to with printing, but I can't rememer what exactly)
 
Does anyone know the percentage of affordable housing for the latest planning application ?

The previous 'affordable assessment' seemed to conclude that they'd make a loss if it was a certain percentage. I was just looking at the original planning application's supporting documents.

The Barratt website is fairly wide of reality.
 
Does anyone know the percentage of affordable housing for the latest planning application ?

The previous 'affordable assessment' seemed to conclude that they'd make a loss if it was a certain percentage. I was just looking at the original planning application's supporting documents.

The Barratt website is fairly wide of reality.

I don't know why it's even called affordable housing as most of it's not unless you're on a decent wage
 
The Barratt website is fairly wide of reality.
Their reality is continually evolving. Look at this pic on their page headed "Boutique Brixton living"
They are presenting Brixton Square as the "wild side" of central London. Forget "Inner City" we are now part of "The City". I immediately thought of Jefferson Airplane (White Rabbit) - "One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small, and the ones than mother gives you don't do anything at all etc". But hey - isn't that a "Barratt Homes" ad on the YouTube playback? “Curiouser and curiouser!” cried Alice!
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Perhaps the Rushcroft Road squatters should move in here.:D

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Why has notorious suddenly become a new buzzword amongst Estate Agents? it's bizarre. Notorious Dr Crippen. Notorious slum landlord, Peter Rachman. It's not a word they really know the meaning of, is it?
 
Why has notorious suddenly become a new buzzword amongst Estate Agents? it's bizarre. Notorious Dr Crippen. Notorious slum landlord, Peter Rachman. It's not a word they really know the meaning of, is it?

Maybe notorious for selling giant snails and... I'm struggling here :D
 
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