Return of the Drag: 2011

[marty21]

Get her posting, if we meet 25k by the end of August then your holiday may be approved

*sends begging text*

 

[neonwilderness]

Even if I promise to do my best to post as much as I can before I go off next wednesday (until the 15th August).
Please?
Pretty please?
It's all booked and everything

It's out of my hands I'm afraid, targets need to be met

 

[marty21]

It's out of my hands I'm afraid, targets need to be met

it's harsh,. but it is the REAL WORLD, and targets have to be met

 

[Badgers]

I may have a 2 week holiday from August Bank holiday - I'll tell mrs21 we have to cancel, she will understand won't she - it's not as if she has a history of going off in a huff

Even if I promise to do my best to post as much as I can before I go off next wednesday (until the 15th August).
Please?
Pretty please?
It's all booked and everything

Neon will shortly be calculating the post shortfall your combined selfishness will mean to this thread.
You have no choice but to pick up the slack or get someone else to do it for you.
This is a time of austerity drag and not a time for excuses.

 

[marty21]

Of course, we will expect drag bonuses for all this additional dragwork

 

[Thraex]

A boat or a pub kind of ship?

The Ship on Wardour Street.

 

[marty21]

The Ship on Wardour Street.

we expect dragpub contributions from you

 

[Thraex]

Gah, just walked passed the clients' toilets...taps running...water back on.

Hah, keep it quiet no one knows....come on, come on, I wanna go.

 

[Badgers]

The Ship on Wardour Street.

A fine hostelry that one ^

 

[marty21]

Gah, just walked passed the clients' toilets...taps running...water back on.

Hah, keep it quiet no one knows....come on, come on, I wanna go.

switch your phone off and RUN FOR IT !

 

[neonwilderness]

I can overhear Mr ManFlu trying to show Napoleon how to do some admin stuff. He's got me confused and I've worked here nearly 5 years

 

[sojourner]

Mornin draggerz

just got hold of John to discuss my shoulder issue and how I'm not going to be in untill wednesday cos I can barely clench a fist. He turns round to tell me due to downsizing myself and aiden have our marching orders. Weeks pay of notice, holiday pay and the hours I'm owed for last week. Just over 400 pounds. Thanks a fucking bunch you slapheaded cunt.

the only drag I will be doing tomorrow is dragging my arse to the dole office. Motherfucker.

Ah fucking fuck dotty - the total cunts

morning all - I was allowed back into bed after Sunday's Chuckehead snoring controversy

Sorry, again, draggers. I am a cunt again today...building closed as there's no water...early doors.

Hmmm, The Ship beckons.

I am going to see all the people I didn't see yeaterday and won't see today, tomorrow tho'; busy times ahead...but not today.

Hey - you're not in Merseyside are ya? Just there was a massive water pipe burst yesterday in Huyton

 

[Thraex]

switch your phone off and RUN FOR IT !

Phones turned off....lazycolleague gently sauntering through her 'scripts like she's got all day, grr.

Dragpub contributions will be offered up to Mithras...in the guise of mead.

 

[Badgers]

I can overhear Mr ManFlu trying to show Napoleon how to do some admin stuff. He's got me confused and I've worked here nearly 5 years

How is his health, do pass on our best wishes.

 

[marty21]

off out to see a woman about some floors, and a woman who complained that there is a drawing of a goat on her wall , or the devil.

 

[Badgers]

off out to see a woman about some floors, and a woman who complained that there is a drawing of a goat on her wall , or the devil.

I bet neither of them offer you tea, let alone cake

 

[neonwilderness]

How is his health, do pass on our best wishes.

Think he may be sickening for something again, but he's off for 2 weeks on Friday so plenty of time for him to be ill

 

[marty21]

actual texts from the Country show

We are off near the captive stage near the animals

we are sheltering in some sort of hippy tent

Yup, we are under a tree

Mrs21 has gone off in a huff, I'm near Craft Marquee

I'm by the bar

Going to see the Dog Display team

we found eachother and the chucklehead in the end

 

[machine cat]

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

 

[neonwilderness]

actual texts from the Country show

 

[Badgers]

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

How is your day then?

 

[machine cat]

How is your day then?

Am about to put my fist through the wall

 

[Badgers]

Am about to put my fist through the wall

It could be worse?

 

[neonwilderness]

Am about to put my fist through the wall

Grandma not taking the closure of NOTW well?

 

[machine cat]

It could be worse?

It could well be worse. There is light though and that is lunch in just over an hour.

Grandma not taking the closure of NOTW well?

The only paper she pays for is the Daily Heil

 

[Badgers]

It could well be worse. There is light though and that is lunch in just over an hour.

And only three sleeps till Friday

 

[machine cat]

And only three sleeps till Friday

^ this is good news

 

[TruXta]

G'day drag! I'm actually in work before 11. Not happened for a while that. What's new today?

 

[marty21]

there was a goat skull on the wall, and I issued the following instructions to the caretaker

Remove Goat skull from wall outside property

pretty sure I have never had to tell anyone to do that

 

[neonwilderness]

pretty sure I have never had to tell anyone to do that

Something to put on your CV