Return of the Drag: 2011

[Badgers]

I have a Crunchie

 

[machine cat]

What's it taste like MC, is it lush?

It was fucking awesome

 

[sojourner]

Did look good carnage

I had a homemade grated cheddar cheese BAP, with onion rings, crisp iceberg lettuce, and chopped coriander sprinkled over. Plus a bag of Walkers cheese n unyon

 

[marty21]

I feel really bad about tuna and sweetcorn now

I SHOULD HAVE TRIED HARDER IN THE LUNCH GAME

 

[Roadkill]

Another morning off work

Sadly not. I have tomorrow off anyway, earmarked for sorting out all of the paperwork on this and the new place and doing more sorting out.

 

[BoatieBird]

I had some leftover savory rice stuff to which I added some cubed cheese.
Sometimes when I eat cheese my face sweats.
I am a freak

 

[neonwilderness]

I had a homemade grated cheddar cheese BAP

I thought they were called barms or something down your way?

 

[sojourner]

I really really REALLY want a hula hoop - not the crisps, the twirly wirly ones.

 

[sojourner]

I thought they were called barms or something down your way?

Yeh I usually call them barms, but today I have breasts on my mind so bap kinda slipped out

 

[machine cat]

Sometimes when I eat cheese my face sweats.

All types of cheese?

 

[pengaleng]

I really really REALLY want a hula hoop - not the crisps, the twirly wirly ones.

omg!! I learnt to hula hoop a couple of weeks ago, it's well good!!!

 

[sojourner]

omg!! I learnt to hula hoop a couple of weeks ago, it's well good!!!

Only a couple of weeks ago? You not have one as a kid?

I have to have a go at every festie - and now I NEED one to play with at home! Where did you get yours from and how much?

 

[BoatieBird]

All types of cheese?

Hmm, mostly strong cheddar types I think.
I ate some a couple of days ago and nothing happened, but I've just eaten some cheese from the same block and my face (mostly my forehead) started to sweat.
I have never been able to get a satisfactory answer to why this happens

 

[neonwilderness]

Yeh I usually call them barms, but today I have breasts on my mind so bap kinda slipped out

I was most confused the first time I stayed at a mates in Manchester and his missus was going on about chip barms!

 

[machine cat]

Hmm, mostly strong cheddar types I think.
I ate some a couple of days ago and nothing happened, but I've just eaten some cheese from the same block and my face (mostly my forehead) started to sweat.
I have never been able to get a satisfactory answer to why this happens

Have you been on 'Embarrassing Bodies' yet?

 

[pengaleng]

Only a couple of weeks ago? You not have one as a kid?

I have to have a go at every festie - and now I NEED one to play with at home! Where did you get yours from and how much?

like morrisons for about 2 quid I had one as a kid, but only learnt how to do it 2 weeks ago it was literally amazing

You should get a big weighted hoop, I'm gonna get one soon and think I'm gonna go to classes I'm gonna learn to do strip hula

AND ALSO!!!! hula hoop is good cardio and tones up yer core muscles, you gotta be able to spin it both ways though

 

[Badgers]

Sometimes when I eat cheese my face sweats.

 

[Badgers]

I feel really bad about tuna and sweetcorn now

I SHOULD HAVE TRIED HARDER IN THE LUNCH GAME

My Crunchie was nice

 

[Badgers]

__~

 

[sojourner]

like morrisons for about 2 quid I had one as a kid, but only learnt how to do it 2 weeks ago it was literally amazing

You should get a big weighted hoop, I'm gonna get one soon and think I'm gonna go to classes I'm gonna learn to do strip hula

AND ALSO!!!! hula hoop is good cardio and tones up yer core muscles, you gotta be able to spin it both ways though

2 quid! Blimey! Yeh, I do quite fancy the weighted ones tbh - pretty sure that's what I've been playing with at festies. It's ace fun considering it's 'exercise' like Think I'll have a quick look in tesco later

 

[BoatieBird]

Don't mock the afflicted

 

[pengaleng]

I look well hot when I'm hula'ing

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Just bought a ticket for tonight's euromillions .....I had better win

 

[neonwilderness]

I think I have a couple for tonight too. I probably won't win

 

[TruXta]

Oh, I could really do with 166 million right now.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I think I have a couple for tonight too. I probably won't win

If I win I am going to buy Wookey Hole and live in it like a Hobbit....but with less furry feet.

 

[TruXta]

If I win I'll set up a silly silly company that does God knows what except lose lots of cash in a vainglorious attempt at having the most fun possible without breaking laws relating to GBH, incest and animal abuse. You're all welcome to work for me. Wages will be sky-high, duties more or less non-existent.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

If I win I'll set up a silly silly company that does God knows what except lose lots of cash in a vainglorious attempt at having the most fun possible without breaking laws relating to GBH, incest and animal abuse. You're all welcome to work for me. Wages will be sky-high, duties more or less non-existent.

Can I work from home....in my pants?

 

[Roadkill]

Half an hour or so ago I passed what looked like a nasty accident on the mian road in Charlton. It had only just happened. Bus in the middle of the road with its right side badly buckled and three windows out. People still in it right by the broken windows, all looking conscious but probably injured as they were making no move to get out. In the garage opposite was an articulated flat-bed lorry with some damage to one front corner of its trailer. My guess is that the driver misjudged the turn into the garage, went too wide and hit the bus as it went by. Ambulances and fire engines charging towards Charlton as my bus went on its way.

Hope no-one's too badly hurt.

 

[TruXta]

Can I work from home....in my pants?

Yes, you can be naked and smeared in black-currant jam, as long as you have the most fun you could possibly have. You could even not work, naked and smeared in jam, if that upped the levels of jollity for the company as a whole.