marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Yes, you can be naked and smeared in black-currant jam, as long as you have the most fun you could possibly have. You could even not work, naked and smeared in jam, if that upped the levels of jollity for the company as a whole.
I would like to apply for one of these jam posts pls
I do not have good references
I am very likely to steal you blind