Return of the Drag: 2011

[sojourner]

Had a hankering for a butty you can't buy - mahoosive bap with egg mayo and smoked ham on it. bought all the stuff and made it meself - fuck ME it was good

 

[kittyP]

Had banana, apple, carrot and 1/4 box of white grapes chilled from the fridge.
Maybe a little fat free vanilla yoghurt in a mo.

 

[marty21]

Had a mushroom onlet in a bap

 

[machine cat]

In the office alone and I really, really need a poo!

 

[Badgers]

Had a mushroom onlet in a bap

My first thought was WTF but then I realised that egg can be considered normal in a bap

 

[Badgers]

In the office alone and I really, really need a poo!

Shitting himself basically ^

 

[marty21]

In the office alone and I really, really need a poo!

find your bosses mug - shit in it - take it with you to the interview

 

[marty21]

My first thought was WTF but then I realised that egg can be considered normal in a bap

it's a real bap winner - I heard someone else ask for it a while ago, so thought I'd have a go.

 

[Badgers]

find your bosses mug - shit in it - take it with you to the interview

This interview thing is getting out of hand

it's a real bap winner - I heard someone else ask for it a while ago, so thought I'd have a go.

I may try one soon.
Is mushroom enough?

 

[Biddlybee]

This is good but Boss Man has just ordered me a kebab without asking

Will you eat it?

 

[Biddlybee]

it's a real bap winner - I heard someone else ask for it a while ago, so thought I'd have a go.

scrambled egg in a baguette is good too

 

[marty21]

This interview thing is getting out of hand



I may try one soon.
Is mushroom enough?

yes, it seems sufficient - I might try one with tomato and onion soon.

We have given lots of interview tips

Imagine them naked
shit in a mug and bring it with you
wear jammies and dressing gown and eat cornflakes
eat broccoli and chips


shoo-in

 

[Stig]

Hello.

it's non-working Friday today it seems. and going to mogwai tonight. i'm stopping off at islington the way SPECIALLY to get some really nice chips from the really nice chip shop.

Just warming up a small red curry/halloumi stir fri to see me through until chip time.

 

[neonwilderness]

I have eaten 2 rolls and have a further 2 rolls, banana, apple and drifter.
This is good but Boss Man has just ordered me a kebab without asking

I can cope with this level of eating but it is National Chip Week and I wanted to try and get a portion in tonight. Perhaps I need to work out the calories?

Have you ordered the Jamaican Patties to sample and report back?

 

[machine cat]

Shitting himself basically ^

Yep

find your bosses mug - shit in it - take it with you to the interview

Too late - I made it to the gents.

 

[Badgers]

it's non-working Friday today it seems. and going to mogwai tonight

Will see you later then Stiggy

 

[marty21]

Yep



Too late - I made it to the gents.

ah well -

Good luck, it's in less than an hour - a good strategic shit taken - hopefully no farting and follow-through during the interview

 

[sojourner]

areet stig!

 

[neonwilderness]

Yep

Has the tie situation been resolved?

 

[machine cat]

Has the tie situation been resolved?

I'm keeping my shirt open neck.

 

[Badgers]

I'm keeping my shirt open neck.

Does that leave your chest tattoo showing?

 

[Stig]

Will see you later then Stiggy

Excellent!

 

[kittyP]

This interview thing is getting out of hand



I may try one soon.
Is mushroom enough?

I have decided that we are having them for brekki tomorrow
Mushrooms, cheese and salt and pepper.
I am sure you will have ketchup on the side and me brown sauce.

 

[machine cat]

Does that leave your chest tattoo showing?

I think my 45° swastika looks pretty cool.

 

[marty21]

scrambled egg in a baguette is good too

I'd be concerned about possible spillage tbf

 

[neonwilderness]

I'm keeping my shirt open neck.

I stopped wearing ties a couple of years ago and have never looked back

 

[machine cat]

I stopped wearing ties a couple of years ago and have never looked back

Me too, except for court and meetings.

 

[Stig]

areet stig!

Ello Soj! Was thinking about you the other day.

We were deciding wether to go to bearded theory or not, and the process went:
cons: bloody freezing, tickets gone up loads, opens Thursday so extra holiday allowance spent
pros: it's good, and we get to see Sojourner.

we still haven't decided yet

 

[Badgers]

Me too, except for court and meetings.

 

[Badgers]

The tattoo whining rattles on

I have had a nice email from Miss Esther Martial though

Hello my dear,

With great respect and honour i am writing to you this mail . Please pardon me if i interfere into your privacy, My name is Miss Esther Majurk Didier, 23 years of age, i am the only daughter of Late Dr Didier Majurk from Ivory Coast, my father was the owner of Didier Cocoa Industries Limited and he was a personal adviser to our former Head of State (late General Robert Guei). My purpose of contacting you is first, i want to know more about you so that i will know the areas you will be of assistance to my needs . I have some reasonable amount of moneys which my parents left for me before their untimely death, i want to plan for my future by investing this money in a good and profitable business but I don’t know where to start and that is why I got interested in contacting you hoping that you will be kind a sincere to me by leading me through the right process to see that this money is not wasted because it is my only hope of planning for my future .
Please, don’t be surprise or scared because all my words are very sincere and I will prove it as we communicate along .

From your contact i observed you are an important personality before i made up my mind to contact you . Though i don't know you in person but your assurance can motivate me to tell you everything about the money i want to invest and to go into this investment with by my side . i have no experience i terms of any foreign investment but I wish you could be honest to me because i am afraid of choosing the wrong business or loose this money . As soon as i receive your respond we will decide on the next line of action, remember you caught my attention when I saw your contact and that was why i have the courage to write you in the first place. You will know me more as we communicate along and I will also send my pictures as soon as i hear from you so that you will see who you are communicating with .

Thanks for your understanding, hoping to hear from you soon.

Yours sincerely
Miss Esther