Return of the Drag: 2011

[Badgers]

Lazy draggers

Oh well, time for a shower and then the penultimate drag bus beckons.

 

[marty21]

Had a good time with my Ma and Sis, plus cousin, cousin-wife, aunty, sis-b/f, And mrs21 - went to Wahaca near Trafalgar Square - mum was a little terrified by Mexican food.

Friday!
Good luck DrC

I will be here til nearly 5

 

[marty21]

Oh, and I had a nice chat with a drunk bloke in Trafalgar Square, he asked for a light, then told me he was looking for ladies tonight, and he wanted to find dirty ladies, aged 40-47, who were very dirty, and could teach him tricks - I wished him luck on his honourable quest.

 

[Badgers]

Oh, and I had a nice chat with a drunk bloke in Trafalgar Square, he asked for a light, then told me he was looking for ladies tonight, and he wanted to find dirty ladies, aged 40-47, who were very dirty, and could teach him tricks - I wished him luck on his honourable quest.

Sounds like one of your tenants

 

[marty21]

Sounds like one of your tenants

my tenants don't discriminate - they like dirty women of any age

 

[machine cat]

morning

feeling pretty good for this afternoon. gonna give my notes a good read over this morning and try to be prepared as best I can.

Forgot to bring a tie
I did speak to the big boss yesterday and she said stuff like that didn't matter, but still...

 

[extra dry]

one hour and 17 minutes till the end of the day here in Thailand...exams next week so expect me on here a lot...have a great weekend.

 

[Badgers]

We will all be with you in spirit DrC.

Is a lunchtime tie purchase possible?

 

[Badgers]

one hour and 17 minutes till the end of the day here in Thailand...exams next week so expect me on here a lot...have a great weekend.

Oooh, Thaidrag

Enjoy the weekend ED

 

[machine cat]

We will all be with you in spirit DrC.

Is a lunchtime tie purchase possible?

It is possible, but I'm hopeless at matching colours.

 

[Badgers]

It is possible, but I'm hopeless at matching colours.

I could courier one to you.
Post up your office address, direct line and The Jokers phone number in case you can't take the call.

 

[machine cat]

I could courier one to you.
Post up your office address, direct line and The Jokers phone number in case you can't take the call.

Thanks for the offer but I think I might go to Next instead

 

[Badgers]

Thanks for the offer but I think I might go to Next instead

Next eh? In that case a silk salmon pink is a safe pair of hands. Ask the serving humans that work there to tie you a Windsor knot. Strolling into the interview sipping on a £60 bottle of vodka and wearing a silk salmon pink tie with a Windsor knot is going to do it. They probably won't even speak, just shake your hand and tell you to name your price.

 

[machine cat]

Next eh? In that case a silk salmon pink is a safe pair of hands. Ask the serving humans that work there to tie you a Windsor knot. Strolling interview sipping on a £60 bottle of vodka and wearing a silk salmon pink tie with a Windsor knot is going to do it. They probably won't even speak, just shake your hand and tell you to name your price.

I'm going to look the shit

Should I smoke? I think I look quite cool and grown up with a cigarette.

 

[Badgers]

Should I smoke? I think I look quite cool and grown up with a cigarette.

Unless it is a Sobranie Cocktail you will ruin the illusion.

 

[machine cat]

Unless it is a Sobranie Cocktail you will ruin the illusion.

Not sure where I'll find a pack of them. I think I'll leave it.

 

[Badgers]

Not sure where I'll find a pack of them. I think I'll leave it.

Harrods

 

[marty21]

busy day possible - 2 people off, leaving me, lazyboss and lottoman

 

[moonsi til]

i'm still in bed but thinking of breakfast & getting up. Also thinking of lounging on sofa watching a film. I have not yet booked a holiday though.

 

[marty21]

i'm still in bed but thinking of breakfast & getting up. Also thinking of lounging on sofa watching a film. I have not yet booked a holiday though.

^^^^

 

[neonwilderness]

Morning!

I'm going to look the shit

Should I smoke? I think I look quite cool and grown up with a cigarette.

Have you got a smoking jacket?

 

[sojourner]

i'm still in bed but thinking of breakfast & getting up. Also thinking of lounging on sofa watching a film. I have not yet booked a holiday though.

post reported

 

[moonsi til]

 

[Biddlybee]

Lazy draggers

Not all of use wake up and log on straight away

i'm still in bed but thinking of breakfast & getting up. Also thinking of lounging on sofa watching a film. I have not yet booked a holiday though.

This is not dragging talk... you are here to taunt us aren't you?

Speaking of which, where's NVP?

 

[machine cat]

Morning!



Have you got a smoking jacket?

I have a dressing gown at home.

 

[neonwilderness]

Same thing isn't it?

 

[marty21]

I have a dressing gown at home.

I think you should wear that plus your jammies to the interview - and say 'I love this place and I'm prepared to work 24/7'

eating a bowl of cornflakes while being interviewed will reinforce this impression.

 

[machine cat]

I think you should wear that plus your jammies to the interview - and say 'I love this place and I'm prepared to work 24/7'

eating a bowl of cornflakes while being interviewed will reinforce this impression.

The interview is at 2:20pm

 

[marty21]

The interview is at 2:20pm

a slight flaw in my plan - IMPROVISE!

 

[sojourner]

Have you got a smoking jacket?

I have! It's a proper one too - got it from the charity shop, it's the fucking nuts, can't wait to wear it at a festie