marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
I have! It's a proper one too - got it from the charity shop, it's the fucking nuts, can't wait to wear it at a festie
I hope you have a cigarette holder as well.
Return of the Drag: 2011
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I hope you have a cigarette holder as well.
plate of broccoli and chips?
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Morning all
Feeling a bit shitty as I had a bad reaction to my medication last night so slept badly and now feel wobbly legged and tired.
Still I sat next to a lady on the bus who smelt of talcum and sweets which was really comforting
Feeling a bit shitty as I had a bad reaction to my medication last night so slept badly and now feel wobbly legged and tired.
Still I sat next to a lady on the bus who smelt of talcum and sweets which was really comforting
Not YET no - keeping my eye out for one though!
I am imagining soj in a smoking jacket with a spliff in a cigarette holder
My zany wacky YouTube Channel is keeping me busy and irritating me greatly today. The social media luvvie that is interviewing could be described as 'a bit of a card' but knows her stuff and is good at it. She just sent over the latest interview for approval and is by far the best one she has done. The other three humans in the office also need to approve these things before we publish them.
Two of the humans initially said (what I thought) that it was the best interview they have seen. The third human then said he did not think it should be published because the top she was wearing showed the tattoo on her arm (some sort of Celtic symbol about 1" wide and 2" tall) which was unprofessional.
This caused the first two humans to 'unapprove' it and really start character assassination of the woman. One female human used an example of a bloke that thirty years ago got a driving job for a Saudi Arabian prince who would not employ people with visible tattoos. I countered this by saying that a prince in a sexist, controlling, backward regime should not be used as an example in this instance. Queue the other human chiming in and saying that an accounting firm he knows never invite people with visible tattoos back after interviews.
This makes me angry.
Two of the humans initially said (what I thought) that it was the best interview they have seen. The third human then said he did not think it should be published because the top she was wearing showed the tattoo on her arm (some sort of Celtic symbol about 1" wide and 2" tall) which was unprofessional.
This caused the first two humans to 'unapprove' it and really start character assassination of the woman. One female human used an example of a bloke that thirty years ago got a driving job for a Saudi Arabian prince who would not employ people with visible tattoos. I countered this by saying that a prince in a sexist, controlling, backward regime should not be used as an example in this instance. Queue the other human chiming in and saying that an accounting firm he knows never invite people with visible tattoos back after interviews.
This makes me angry.
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
you have a bright future ahead of you
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I think your anger is justified
I am in such a bad mood today, my colleague has quite a bad chesty cough and every few minutes he demonstarates this by basically trying to wetly hack his lungs up. I know I should be sympathetic but this is annoying me
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
I've just spent £300 on ebay 
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I've just spent £300 on ebay
Was it on something good though?
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Starry Wisdom
90 minutes to the weekend 
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
I've just spent £300 on ebay
Porn?
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70 minutes to the weekend
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I'd want some high class porn for £300.00. Gold-plated royal porn, with corgis.
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i'm sure bestiality porn's cheaper than that.
we have cake!
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an hour to go
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we have cake!
Careful now, it could be laced with something to spoil your interview chances
oh, fu....
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Even with royal corgis?
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Starry Wisdom
45 minutes
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for £300 they'd also throw in princess anne and the queen mum.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Necrophilia porn eh?
I note neon has not come back to tell us what he has bought so I surmise it must be the Queen Mum's rotting corpse which he will keep in a rocking chair like Mrs. Bates in "Psycho"
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Photos later
It was actually an iphone for the missus and a cradle thingy for my car. Got both for less than I was expecting to pay just for the phone which was good. Delay was due to Asda being full of cunts
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10 minutes
I have eaten 2 rolls and have a further 2 rolls, banana, apple and drifter.
This is good but Boss Man has just ordered me a kebab without asking
I can cope with this level of eating but it is National Chip Week and I wanted to try and get a portion in tonight. Perhaps I need to work out the calories?
This is good but Boss Man has just ordered me a kebab without asking
I can cope with this level of eating but it is National Chip Week and I wanted to try and get a portion in tonight. Perhaps I need to work out the calories?
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