Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[marty21]

I don't even know if he has a dog but I suspect not

ask him if he has a dog

 

[Badgers]

16 minutes might allow a pint and 2 cans though

It may Marty lad, it may well do that...

 

[machine cat]

I still favour leaving 16 minutes earlier - apologies for the 93.75% advice, it has been a long day

I generally prefer to leave early later in the week. No one will complain if I leave 10 minutes early, 16 minutes and there will be comments (yes - really )

This is hitting the middle ground running ^

I win either way.

 

[machine cat]

16 minutes might allow a pint and 2 cans though

I'm not going to push it.

I have exactly £2.75 in change - this will buy me one pint of 7.5% cider in the pub and 30p change or two cans of 5.3% cider in the offy.

 

[marty21]

I'm not going to push it.

I have exactly £2.75 in change - this will buy me one pint of 7.5% cider in the pub and 30p change or two cans of 5.3% cider in the offy.

probably for the best, 1 pint and a 2 cans will leave you needing a piss and wondering where you can go to have one

 

[neonwilderness]

probably for the best, 1 pint and a 2 cans will leave you needing a piss and wondering where you can go to have one

He might end up back at work by the bins

 

[marty21]

He might end up back at work by the bins

he will need a cunning disguise

 

[machine cat]

He might end up back at work by the bins

probably for the best, 1 pint and a 2 cans will leave you needing a piss and wondering where you can go to have one

Plenty of bins on the way home.

 

[marty21]

Plenty of bins on the way home.

any bins on the cider train?

 

[TruXta]

I don't even know if he has a dog but I suspect not

No dog. A couple of cats who seem desperate for us to take them in keep coming into our flat most days.

 

[machine cat]

any bins on the cider train?

yes, but i'd have to kneel inbetween two seats

 

[marty21]

yes, but i'd have to kneel inbetween two seats

would you be able to do this without being noticed?

 

[neonwilderness]

would you be able to do this without being noticed?

If he wore a big coat people might just think he's a midget

 

[Badgers]

No dog. A couple of cats who seem desperate for us to take them in keep coming into our flat most days.

Any rats?

 

[machine cat]

would you be able to do this without being noticed?

It's a pretty busy train.

If he wore a big coat people might just think he's a midget

Where the fuck am I going to get a big coat in the next ten minutes?

 

[Badgers]

Where the fuck am I going to get a big coat in the next ten minutes?

Think outside the box man

 

[machine cat]

Well, I think I've left it a bit late for the pub - time for plan B.

 

[pengaleng]

renumbered 84 files manually, thank fuck thats over!! :O

 

[Badgers]

Well, I think I've left it a bit late for the pub - time for plan B.

Is that a nightclub?

 

[marty21]

Think outside the box man

I think he should just buy a bin

 

[TruXta]

Any rats?

Killed a few mice over the years. No rats FFS!

 

[machine cat]

Is that a nightclub?

Autotrader

 

[marty21]

Well, I think I've left it a bit late for the pub - time for plan B.

does this involve pissing in bins?

 

[machine cat]

off...

 

[marty21]

Killed a few mice over the years. No rats FFS!

I have slayed many a mouse

 

[marty21]

off x2

 

[neonwilderness]

I'll be off in a minute too

 

[Badgers]

Killed a few mice over the years. No rats FFS!

Right, I am off sir

 

[TruXta]

OK, see you in about 45?

 

[Badgers]

Should be about 6pm sir