Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[marty21]

I hate my body sometimes. I have to be in work today, or at least this morning, otherwise the newbie will be on his own and all sorts of "Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em" scenarios may occur.

However last night I had dizziness and nausea so couldn't sleep well and while getting ready for work, despite being dosed up to the eyeballs, I have got the worst period pains I have had for 4 or 5 months. Sat on the train in tears because the cramping was so bad. Am now in the office but debating whether to retire to the toilet floor, which has never looked more comfy, in case I throw up! Though that does rather defeat the object of being in.

I keep telling myself that every minute that passes is another minute closer to feeling better and remind myself how utterly joyful I will feel when the pain has gone....however if previous experience is to go by I have another two hours before I reach that state.

I don't even dare, or want, to have a cup of tea in case it makes me sick

Hopefully my friend will be in this afternoon at which point I might just say "I'm outta here!"

Gruh...and Grrrr!

(((((QoG))))

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh noooo queeny - have you no feminax or owt?

I'm dosed up with ibuprofen and paractemol/coedine already. My bag is like a mini-Boots I have so many tablets in it

(((((QoG))))

Thanks

 

[BoatieBird]

what? It's WEDNESDAY!!!!

2 hours and counting - I can almost smell the sea air and taste the ice cream

 

[marty21]

2 hours and counting - I can almost smell the sea air and taste the ice cream

 

[BoatieBird]

I hate my body sometimes. I have to be in work today, or at least this morning, otherwise the newbie will be on his own and all sorts of "Some Mother's Do 'Ave 'Em" scenarios may occur.

However last night I had dizziness and nausea so couldn't sleep well and while getting ready for work, despite being dosed up to the eyeballs, I have got the worst period pains I have had for 4 or 5 months. Sat on the train in tears because the cramping was so bad. Am now in the office but debating whether to retire to the toilet floor, which has never looked more comfy, in case I throw up! Though that does rather defeat the object of being in.

I keep telling myself that every minute that passes is another minute closer to feeling better and remind myself how utterly joyful I will feel when the pain has gone....however if previous experience is to go by I have another two hours before I reach that state.

I don't even dare, or want, to have a cup of tea in case it makes me sick

Hopefully my friend will be in this afternoon at which point I might just say "I'm outta here!"

Gruh...and Grrrr!

aww ((((Quoggy))))
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for an early exit for you today

 

[sojourner]

2 hours and counting - I can almost smell the sea air and taste the ice cream

Erm, may I be the first of the slackerz to call you a mahoosive cunt?

thank you

 

[machine cat]

quiet in here



not good new (((qoggy))) you really shouldn't be in work in that state, let's hope you're able to leave early.

 

[Biddlybee]

Can you get the newbie to make you a hot water bottle quoggy?

2 hours and counting - I can almost smell the sea air and taste the ice cream

what cunting beach you off to?

 

[sojourner]

let's hope you're able to leave early.

^ this

 

[Badgers]

Craptastic today. Grumpy grrrrrr will be rid of this.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Thanks all - ooh bee I would sooooo like a hottie bottie now....I wonder how much they are in Boots!!

 

[machine cat]

^ this

I think under the circumstances Qoggy would certainly not be considered a cunt for doing so... unlike BoatieBird however, who's just won the award for cunt of the week

 

[BoatieBird]

what cunting beach you off to?

East cunting Portlemouth (near Salcome in Devon)

 

[QueenOfGoths]

East cunting Portlemouth (near Salcome in Devon)

Oooh that looks lovely

 

[Biddlybee]

Thanks all - ooh bee I would sooooo like a hottie bottie now....I wonder how much they are in Boots!!

Under a tenner I reckon, get one and keep it in your work drawer, or one of them wheatie things that go in the microwave

East cunting Portlemouth (near Salcome in Devon)

LOVELY

 

[5t3IIa]

Thanks all - ooh bee I would sooooo like a hottie bottie now....I wonder how much they are in Boots!!

When I wanted one they were £15! But they did have little brown covers on with teddy ears

Good day so far down here on The Hill. Have done a spot of washing and am planning on tidying up quimmy's bookcase (am staying at hers while my bathroom is out of order*). Fiction, non-fiction + alphamabetisised Might listen to Radio 1 while I do it





* really should have written a terrible sign for it?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

When I wanted one they were £15! But they did have little brown covers on with teddy ears

Good day so far down here on The Hill. Have done a spot of washing and am planning on tidying up quimmy's bookcase (am staying at hers while my bathroom is out of order*). Fiction, non-fiction + alphamabetisised Might listen to Radio 1 while I do it




* really should have written a terrible sign for it?

Does she know this or will you surprise her?

Pain has now gone into my thighs more than my abdomen but I still feel as if I want to throw up. In fact I have moved the bin next to me just in case...I am a right sad sight today

 

[5t3IIa]

Does she know this or will you surprise her?

Pain has now gone into my thighs more than my abdomen but I still feel as if I want to throw up. In fact I have moved the bin next to me just in case...I am a right sad sight today

She does know! I couldn't keep the surprise inside!

You are a poor sausage. Fuck off home! Newbie has not been 'new' for about 2 years! Can't he cope?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

She does know! I couldn't keep the surprise inside!

You are a poor sausage. Fuck off home! Newbie has not been 'new' for about 2 years! Can't he cope?

Erm.... tbf to him there is a lot of re-organisation of offices and moving of equipment today so it does really need one person in the office and one to help with that. Especially as it appears to have been organised by Laurel and Hardy Ltd.

Then pains are going - another half hour and it will be the 4 hour mark and normally they last for about 4 hours (then come back in a couple of days for another hour or so!) so I am hopefully I will then be bouncing round the office like a small rabbit

 

[neonwilderness]

Busy

Cuntboss has made a bit of a fuck up on an estimate and watching her try and get out of it is providing some amusement

 

[5t3IIa]

Erm.... tbf to him there is a lot of re-organisation of offices and moving of equipment today so it does really need one person in the office and one to help with that. Especially as it appears to have been organised by Laurel and Hardy Ltd.

Then pains are going - another half hour and it will be the 4 hour mark and normally they last for about 4 hours (then come back in a couple of days for another hour or so!) so I am hopefully I will then be bouncing round the office like a small rabbit

Off your tits on codeine

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Off your tits on codeine

Yup!! In fact i think it may be time for another dose....

 

[marty21]

East cunting Portlemouth (near Salcome in Devon)

that sounds nice


I'm still though

 

[BoatieBird]

that sounds nice


I'm still though

you can be as as you like Marty, I care not, for I am off.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[5t3IIa]

Cunt!

 

[marty21]

you can be as as you like Marty, I care not, for I am off.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

bye

 

[neonwilderness]

that sounds nice


I'm still though

^ this

 

[QueenOfGoths]

you can be as as you like Marty, I care not, for I am off.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Have a good one

Right - I think the pain has almost gone so it may be time for tea and weetabix!

 

[neonwilderness]

Have a good one

Right - I think the pain has almost gone so it may be time for tea and weetabix!

No tea here as there's no milk. I can't be arsed to go to the shop and I doubt anyone else will

 

[TruXta]

Craptastic today. Grumpy grrrrrr will be rid of this.

I do believe a certain someone told you this might be the case