Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)
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BoatieBird
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Done a 'diamante' poem instead. About breasts
Shouldn't a poem about breasts be round, not diamond shaped?
I didn't know it was going to be about breasts at the beginning, I just wanted to play with the diamante thing. Oh dear. I think that's where I went wrong.
Eat a Stagg tomorrow.
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
should have had one of those before they came
we are getting a different hoover - not a new one though
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Mr. QofG's has bought me "Red Dead Redemption" *bobs up and down in excitement*
Done a 'diamante' poem instead. About breasts
.............Pert.............
..........And Amorous..........
.....Bra Free & Bouncing......
.......Tasty Tan Lines........
.............JUGS.............
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
To say thank you will you bob up and down giving him excitement?
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
I lent this off a mate ages ago and keep meaning to buy it myself. It's pretty good.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Just pour the tin straight down the toilet, it'll save your guts
I got some navy blue Slazenger ones for £7.99 at Sports Direct which look ok.
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Got some of the rules a bit wrong there
I never read the rules and spent one minute writing it!!
I seem to have lost the latest issue of Viz. Check everywhere at home and have gone through my desk here but can't seem to find it anywhere
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
I got some navy blue Slazenger ones for £7.99 at Sports Direct which look ok.
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Will you wear them low slung to show the top of your arse....please?
Line 1: one word
(subject/noun that is contrasting to line 7)
Line 2: two words
(adjectives) that describe line 1
Line 3: three words
(action verbs) that relate to line 1
Line 4: four words (nouns)
first 2 words relate to line 1
last 2 words relate to line 7
Line 5: three words
(action verbs) that relate to line 7
Line 6: two words
(adjectives) that describe line 7
Line 7: one word
( subject/noun that is contrasting to line 1)
for bajjy
(subject/noun that is contrasting to line 7)
Line 2: two words
(adjectives) that describe line 1
Line 3: three words
(action verbs) that relate to line 1
Line 4: four words (nouns)
first 2 words relate to line 1
last 2 words relate to line 7
Line 5: three words
(action verbs) that relate to line 7
Line 6: two words
(adjectives) that describe line 7
Line 7: one word
( subject/noun that is contrasting to line 1)
for bajjy
I seem to have lost the latest issue of Viz. Check everywhere at home and have gone through my desk here but can't seem to find it anywhere
Oh no!! That just reminded me that I have not sent your care parcel
TruXta
tired
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
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