Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[QueenOfGoths]

I am off for a walk soon.
Going to get some tracksuit bottoms

For exercise or lounging?

 

[Badgers]

For exercise or lounging?

Possibly both. I do have a pair of lounge tracksuit bottoms but they are fairly worn now with several burns in them.

 

[quimcunx]

First time ever. Missus is "too busy" to do her share and she's hosting a hen-do next weekend, and what with being in the States for the whole week she didn't trust me to sort it. She paid for it, so yeah... I think this is the thin wedge in her drive for us to get a regular cleaner in, which I've been resisting like the good w/c lad I'm supposed to be.

Don't resist, just say ''I'll carry on doing my bit and you get cleaners in for your bit'' then don't bother.

 

[marty21]

Get you

posh boy!

 

[TruXta]

Don't resist, just say ''I'll carry on doing my bit and you get cleaners in for your bit'' then don't bother.

You sound like you've had this conversation before...

 

[machine cat]

posh boy!

go back to your raw potato, peasant!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Possibly both. I do have a pair of lounge tracksuit bottoms but they are fairly worn now with several burns in them.

I read that as "several bums in them"...and will continue to do so as it amused me!

 

[TruXta]

Sounds like one of my neighbours has hit the bottle early today, singing at top volume along to old soul/r'n'b hits and interspersing with a bit of MCing.

 

[Badgers]

Just had a smoke and two of the PR girls from upstairs are in tears outside the office. Male oppression or work trauma?

 

[marty21]

Just emailed someone about something, got an out of office reply telling me she left in May I wouldn't say we were exactly close like - but someone could have mentioned it like...

 

[marty21]

Just had a smoke and two of the PR girls from upstairs are in tears outside the office. Male oppression or work trauma?

they have poo issues?

 

[marty21]

I read that as "several bums in them"...and will continue to do so as it amused me!

this amuses me also

 

[Badgers]

they have poo issues?

Possible but unlikely.
One has a nice frock on by it did not seem the time to mention it.

 

[Badgers]

Whitesnake - Is This Love on the wireless now....

 

[marty21]

Possible but unlikely.
One has a nice frock on by it did not seem the time to mention it.

"Are you ok crying lady?, by the way, that dress looks fucking great "

I think this approach could work

 

[TruXta]

Whitesnake - Is This Love on the wireless now....

Oh dear.

 

[5t3IIa]

Who doesn't have spray windolene in their house?!

 

[Badgers]

"Are you ok crying lady?, by the way, that dress looks fucking great "

I think this approach could work

Oh dear.

I could go and start singing 'Whitesnake - Is This Love' to her perhaps?

 

[marty21]

Who doesn't have spray windolene in their house?!

are you meant to clean windows?

 

[TruXta]

Who doesn't have spray windolene in their house?!

I don't even know what that is. So I probably don't have it, no.

 

[5t3IIa]

I desire to spritz n wipe a couple of reflective surfaces.

 

[marty21]

you need to go out and buy some elbow grease missy

 

[Badgers]

Vinegar is good on glass

 

[5t3IIa]

Vinegar is good on glass

Oh a telly? On a laptop?

 

[Badgers]

On a laptop?

A damp soft cloth will do the job.
Windowlene will crystalise the plastic screen.
Not sure about vinegar on laptop screen.

 

[neonwilderness]

Just been to Greggs for a sandwich and was forced to buy a pasty so I could pay by card

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Just been to Greggs for a sandwich and was forced to buy a pasty so I could pay by card

Yeah, yeah, yeah Pasty Boy........what type btw?

 

[Badgers]

Just been to Greggs for a sandwich and was forced to buy a pasty so I could pay by card

Who forced you?
Is this the first time you have been forced to buy a pasty?
What pasty?

 

[marty21]

Just been to Greggs for a sandwich and was forced to buy a pasty so I could pay by card

who are these bullies who force you to buy pasties ?

 

[Badgers]

who are these bullies who force you to buy pasties ?

Bullying should be stamped out in pasty purchasing