Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[BoatieBird]

I've just been looking at the rules for writing a sestina. Fucking HELL.

googles 'sestina'
fucking hell indeed

 

[TruXta]

Relocated to the Lounge. They have free wifi! Not been to the loo yet.

 

[TruXta]

poems with rules are a bit odd imo, apart from limericks

It's called meter!

 

[marty21]

Relocated to the Lounge. They have free wifi! Not been to the loo yet.

keep us updated and post a review of the facilities

 

[Biddlybee]

It's called meter!

the rules or the rhyming?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Relocated to the Lounge. They have free wifi! Not been to the loo yet.

Don't drop your phone in the toilet!

 

[TruXta]

the rules or the rhyming?

The form of the rhymes. Don't know if there are any names for the set of rules as such, other than meters.

 

[TruXta]

keep us updated and post a review of the facilities

Don't drop your phone in the toilet!

My only fear is that the cleaners call while I'm in the loo. I've got to be there when they leave...

 

[Badgers]

Relocated to the Lounge. They have free wifi! Not been to the loo yet.

How is the connection speed?

 

[machine cat]

Relocated to the Lounge. They have free wifi! Not been to the loo yet.

just use the bin instead.

 

[TruXta]

How is the connection speed?

Adequate. Not many people here using it mind.

 

[TruXta]

just use the bin instead.

What, go behind the counter and shit in their bin?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

What, go behind the counter and shit in their bin?

Well at MC's place they piss by the wheelie bins so.....

 

[marty21]

What, go behind the counter and shit in their bin?

make sure you buy a coffee first - customers only

 

[machine cat]

What, go behind the counter and shit in their bin?

Yes, but try and be discreet.

 

[TruXta]

Well at MC's place they piss by the wheelie bins so.....

So that makes it OK?

 

[TruXta]

make sure you buy a coffee first - customers only

I've already had my 3rd coffee for the day, a chicken+bacon ciabatta is on its way. Will deffo need a poo after that.

 

[Badgers]

What, go behind the counter and shit in their bin?

Order a pizza to be delivered to the place, start eating it and then go behind the counter to shit in their bin

 

[marty21]

Yes, but try and be discreet.

whistling and reading a paper will make them less suspicious

 

[pengaleng]

fuckin stressed, lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TruXta]

Order a pizza to be delivered to the place, start eating it and then go behind the counter to shit in their bin

Sounds like you've done something like this before?!

 

[marty21]

fuckin stressed, lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have a poo

 

[Badgers]

Sounds like you've done something like this before?!

More later on this topic

 

[Badgers]

fuckin stressed, lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Painters?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Calling mr. neonwilderness - saw this and thought of you. Some fun filums on, though I did mistake the title of "500 Days of Summer" as "120 Days of Sodom"!

http://www.hotukdeals.com/freebies/free-films-watch-newcastle-during-summer-hols/982163

 

[marty21]

Calling mr. neonwilderness - saw this and thought of you. Some fun filums on, though I did mistake the title of "500 Days of Summer" as "120 Days of Sodom"!

http://www.hotukdeals.com/freebies/free-films-watch-newcastle-during-summer-hols/982163

I do like 500 days of summer - particularly the I just shagged her dance

 

[machine cat]

have a poo

in the bin

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh and for everyone else

http://www.hotukdeals.com/freebies/free-can-of-spam/983832

 

[machine cat]

Oh and for everyone else

http://www.hotukdeals.com/freebies/free-can-of-spam/983832

tomorrow's lunch sorted

 

[machine cat]

speaking of lunch - plans people?