Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[Badgers]

I have been asked to INVESTIGATE something by the INVESTIGATIONS TEAM!!!!

gonna see a tenant - someone dobbed him in, told us he had been living in Spain for years! I need to go around and GRILL him.

 

[Badgers]

I am not feeling well

((Goggy))

Working home today?

 

[neonwilderness]

I might kick his door in as well


Sweeney style


Put your trousers on, you're nicked

 

[5t3IIa]

<drinks dishwater ale in a corner pub and wipes mouth on sleeve> Aah!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

((Goggy))

Working home today?

No - I think I may be in all week as well due to short staffedness and holidays and other shit!

Plus we have run out of coffee And I keep forgetting to buy some

 

[5t3IIa]

Machine cat - I'm 'managing the sift process' too. You do that?

 

[machine cat]

Machine cat - I'm 'managing the sift process' too. You do that?

never heard of that

 

[5t3IIa]

never heard of that

All new appeals (approximately 1000 a year) undergo an in-chambers assessment by a Judge called
a ‘Sift’. The job-holder has lead responsibility for storing these appeal files when they are sent for
Sift, allocating them to Judges on rotation and ensuring accurate tracking of their whereabouts.
On return, the job-holder updates related computer records and will copy-type some of the Judge’s
directions to go into letters for parties. Sifts are sent to Judges every Monday and are returned as
they are completed throughout the week

 

[machine cat]

Doesn't sound too hard as long as Judges remember to return the files


Edit: I don't work for HMCS, but the legal dept of a quango

 

[5t3IIa]

Doesn't sound too hard as long as Judges remember to return the files


Edit: I don't work for HMCS, but the legal dept of a quango

Aha.

Yes, the 'tracking the whereabouts' sounds like the difficult bit

 

[machine cat]

Aha.

Yes, the 'tracking the whereabouts' sounds like the difficult bit

You'll have to sus out who to blame when one goes missing.

 

[Badgers]

One by One?
http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/threads/352801-One-by-One-(1984-Zoo-Vet-TV-series)

 

[QueenOfGoths]

My colleague has just dropped his i-phone down the toilet. It is not working. He is panicking. I am no help

 

[kittyP]

ooh, Llangollen Canal?
never taken a boat along it, but we've walked along bits of it and it's really beautiful.
And you get to go over the most amazing aquaduct

Yes it is the Llangollen Canal and the aquaduct is what really tempted me

 

[Badgers]

My colleague has just dropped his i-phone down the toilet. It is not working. He is panicking. I am no help

Rice, get it in rice


http://www.knowyourmobile.com/apple...762/how_to_dry_out_a_waterdamaged_iphone.html

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Rice, get it in rice


http://www.knowyourmobile.com/apple...762/how_to_dry_out_a_waterdamaged_iphone.html

Cheers!!

 

[Badgers]

Cheers!!

Not cooked rice, raw rice!!!

 

[neonwilderness]

My colleague has just dropped his i-phone down the toilet. It is not working. He is panicking. I am no help

Newbie?

 

[Biddlybee]

hello

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Not cooked rice, raw rice!!!

*Cancels order for Egg Fried Rice*

Newbie?

Nah my friend. Newbie has 'upgraded' to an HTC model 'cos it has flash or is flash or something that only young people know and understand

 

[Badgers]

hello

Woop, you is back

 

[BoatieBird]

Yes it is the Llangollen Canal and the aquaduct is what really tempted me

I'm sure you'll love it

 

[TruXta]

Currently enjoying the fumes from brixton road, cleaners just called in a panic as they set the very loud alarm off.

 

[marty21]

Fire up the Quattro

I'm back - saw the n'er do well pensioner - he was looking extremely suntanned

I told him that the sweeney would need to pay him another visit - after telling me he was an alcoholic, I asked him when they would be able to catch him in - he said he was in every day until about 11

Opening time? I said - He smiled

 

[marty21]

hello

I can't keep up, who are you again?

 

[5t3IIa]

How's the jib search, TruX?

 

[Badgers]

Fire up the Quattro

I'm back - saw the n'er do well pensioner - he was looking extremely suntanned

I told him that the sweeney would need to pay him another visit - after telling me he was an alcoholic, I asked him when they would be able to catch him in - he said he was in every day until about 11

Opening time? I said - He smiled

Awesome

Was he holding a straw donkey? Any mention of afternoon naps?

 

[quimcunx]

*pops head round door*

stels, when you go out we need toilet roll and coffee.

 

[5t3IIa]

I know!

What is preferred brand of coffee?

 

[quimcunx]

Anything.


Did the roll run out half way through?