Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[Badgers]

Err.... jedi skills.

Midi-chlorians

 

[neonwilderness]

Well, they did say I'd have my own office So, on balance, yes

How's kitchin biz?

Not bad, apart from a certain cunt who I think I may have mentioned once or twice here

Could be worse I suppose

 

[marty21]

Well, they did say I'd have my own office So, on balance, yes

I'll be working with judges! And case files! Reading them will amuse me for a day or two

How's kitchin biz?

working for the beak! I will be up before the beak on Monday - partygirl has her moment in court (again)

 

[BoatieBird]

I dyed my hair at the weekend and a colleague has just told me that I look 'glamourous and nigella-like'
I'm not sure if I am insulted or flattered.

 

[marty21]

Sensible answer, thank you

5t3IIa is the queen of sensible answers

 

[machine cat]

Well, they did say I'd have my own office So, on balance, yes

I'll be working with judges! And case files! Reading them will amuse me for a day or two

How's kitchin biz?

The interviews in case files are always amusing for a bit.

 

[marty21]

The interviews in case files are always amusing for a bit.

housing files can be full of lols - sadly we have moved away from paper files -

 

[machine cat]

housing files can be full of lols - sadly we have moved away from paper files -

I wish we would do this tbh, I can barely move sometimes if I'm working on loads of massive files.

 

[Badgers]

I dyed my hair at the weekend and a colleague has just told me that I look 'glamourous and nigella-like'
I'm not sure if I am insulted or flattered.

How is your cooking?

 

[5t3IIa]

working for the beak! I will be up before the beak on Monday - partygirl has her moment in court (again)

Is this the same work one? Not the ones from down your road? Gawd, she's dicing with it a bit, isn't she?

 

[5t3IIa]

I wish we would do this tbh, I can barely move sometimes if I'm working on loads of massive files.

I think that's why I get my own office - so I can spread out a bit

BUNDLES!

 

[machine cat]

I think that's why I get my own office - so I can spread out a bit

BUNDLES!

Bundles

 

[marty21]

Is this the same work one? Not the ones from down your road? Gawd, she's dicing with it a bit, isn't she?

work one - her latest wheeze is owing money to Somalian drug dealers who then try to break in to get their cash

 

[marty21]

Bundles

we love bundles

 

[marty21]

I wish we would do this tbh, I can barely move sometimes if I'm working on loads of massive files.

looking an ancient files was excellent - reading letters from the 70s about repairs - life doesn't get any better than that

 

[machine cat]

we love bundles

I have bundles to do at some point this week, not massive ones, but bundles nonetheless.

The photos include a dead fish

 

[machine cat]

looking an ancient files was excellent - reading letters from the 70s about repairs - life doesn't get any better than that

I wish I could find my dream job like you marty

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Morning all.

That sounds a good gig 5t3IIa! With lots of juicy stuff....which of course you can't tell us, ooooh no, not at all, never!

I am not feeling well

 

[5t3IIa]

It would be dead unprofessional to gas about interesting stuff

Poor Qogs

 

[marty21]

I wish I could find my dream job like you marty

you too could read about broken taps from the 70s - and wonder........if they were ever fixed

 

[machine cat]

I am not feeling well

 

[marty21]

I have been asked to INVESTIGATE something by the INVESTIGATIONS TEAM!!!!

gonna see a tenant - someone dobbed him in, told us he had been living in Spain for years! I need to go around and GRILL him.

 

[marty21]

I might kick his door in as well


Sweeney style


Put your trousers on, you're nicked

 

[5t3IIa]

<sets out cardboard boxes in alleyway>

 

[marty21]

500 today seems likely

very likely

 

[machine cat]

<sets out cardboard boxes in alleyway>

*carries sheet of glass across the street*

 

[marty21]

<sets out cardboard boxes in alleyway>

go go go !!!!!

 

[neonwilderness]

owing money to Somalian drug dealers who then try to break in to get their cash

That's only fair tbh

 

[marty21]

*carries sheet of glass across the street*

*swerves as he lights a fag *

 

[marty21]

That's only fair tbh

it's a personal rule that I always pay Somalian drug dealers