What was that TV programme years ago that was (IIRC) of the 'Wrong but Wromantic'/'Right but Repulsive' school?It's a shame that they've found the perfect way to round up all the royalists at a time when there's not even a civil war on.
It is, but in the 80’s, they put Charles and Dianas wedding presents on display and my mother made me queue with her for hours to see them. My dad refused to do it. All that time to look at friggin bathrobes with crests embroidered on them. Even mum agreed it was boring, but really what did she expect? Completely bizarre. it was all, 'admire the rich folks things, you peasants!'.This queue thing is fucking mental. Sitting out overnight in the rain to shuffle past a box. The dead corpse inside never even gave a toss you existed. They interviewed someone saying she felt very personally that the Queen was like a grandmother to her. Lunatic.
This country is utterly fucking mad, by the way.
It's a shame that they've found the perfect way to round up all the royalists at a time when there's not even a civil war on.
Yes. They'll queue all night also just to be the first to buy something that will be available in miilions, like a new version of windows or a cabbage doll etc.This queue thing is fucking mental.
That would be an Improvement.From the livestream it's not possible to be certain that those leaving the building after paying their respects aren't being led away into some giant underground factory and converted into cybermen.
Wonderful. An utter classic.
Is it shaped like a knob?Yep, agree - the orientation of that map is an absolute disgrace and an insult to the queen.
You've seen the plans?Is it shaped like a knob?
Seen them? I designed them but they wouldn't go forward with the project because they thought the comedy spunk and pyramid tits were a bit much.You've seen the plans?
You don't deserve Asda chips on Monday.Seen them? I designed them but they wouldn't go forward with the project because they thought the comedy spunk and pyramid tits were a bit much.
You can't get decent chips in Canada unfortunately. Asda oven chips would be a blessing.You don't deserve Asda chips on Monday.
Those planning to join the queue might find this live queue tracker handy...
You can't get decent chips in Canada unfortunately. Asda oven chips would be a blessing.
But while saying that I'm definitely going to mark the event, as I'll be recovering from a night shift with an 8hr time difference.
I'm going to try the impossible. An extreme challenge wank the like of which has never been attempted before.
I'm going to attempt to find an erotic element to Maggie's send off. I'm going to attempt to wank off to the Queen's (bless her) funeral.
That's why it's a challenge wank. I'm not saying it's going to be easy. Wish me luck.
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Please no one say pics or it didn't happen.That's why it's a challenge wank. I'm not saying it's going to be easy. Wish me luck.
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Makes it feel like someone else.The spacesuit will certainly add a level of difficulty to the endeavour
Please no one say pics or it didn't happen.
Me wanking (with some difficulty judging by the subject matter) in a space suit? Me neither.Fuck no, that's the other side of the line for sure! I fervently hope there are no pics!
Erm...maybe I’m missing something here, but...