Programs you just know are sh£t

[muscovyduck]

Benefits Street, all game shows, any (non-satirical) political discussion show, Family Guy, 90210, Two and a Half Men, gameshows, sports things, J'amie although I did end up watching that and it was hilariously awful.

Although stuff I thought would be shit and then wasn't includes this show on ITV 2 where millionaires date each other, Storage Wars, Ray Mears (I prefer him to Bear Grills because with Ray he makes it all calm like a walk around the river but Bear tries to make it seem like everything's life or death), Jeremy Kyle although I avoid watching it because he's such a dick to people, shows where they follow the police or paramedics around and some children's cartoons

 

[SpookyFrank]

Am I the only one who has noticed that 'Strictly Come Dancing' is not a coherent phrase in this or any other language?

 

[Dr_Herbz]

Anything with 'Celebrity' in the title
Anything with 'Talent' in the title
Anything with 'Factor' in the title (apart from the Crypton Factor when I was a kid)
Anything with 'Strictly' in the title
Soaps

 

[bubblesmcgrath]

All soaps...
Just cant stand the misery....

 

[pogo 10]

The kardashians, desperate housewives[was looking forward to that when it first came out, watched about 15 minutes and went to bed]. Rosemary and thyme.

 

[Ax^]

anything featuring sue perkins

 

[weltweit]

Storage Hunters (on Dave) Yet still I found myself wasting a half hour watching this drivel this afternoon, and even was slightly amused!

 

[Schmetterling]

Anything with 'Real' or 'The Truth about' in the title.

 

[Belushi]

Am I the only one who has noticed that 'Strictly Come Dancing' is not a coherent phrase in this or any other language?

It only makes sense if you're old enough to remember Come Dancing and have seen Strictly Ballroom

 

[SpookyFrank]

It only makes sense if you're old enough to remember Come Dancing and have seen Strictly Ballroom

Don't care, it's still not a sentence.

 

[tommers]

Stuff about hospitals.

Everything is about A&E departments these days.

"This is Friday night in Gateshead's A&E dept. Some people are drunk. This man is old and a bit confused. "

Fuck off.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

shows where they follow the police or paramedics around

Sadly, in the last two years, these shows have pretty much become my bread and butter.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Rosemary and thyme.

This ^ and any other show where some useless exec clearly pitched a title before coming up with the content.

"Lords to the Ring. We'll get some octogenarian racist tory peer to do work experience in H Samuels. No, even better - FLINTOFF BOXING!"

 

[zoooo]

Storage Hunters is addictive. Even though it's AWFUL.

 

[stavros]

Extreme Railways with Robson Green

However, I am glad I know it exists, as it means there's still a possibility someone will commission Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank, or Arm Wrestling with Chas and Dave.

 

[xenon]

All of them by default. I only watch stuff if I'm 70% sure I'll like it. Course I might miss out on something interesting this way but if I'm watching X I'm probably not listening to Y or doing Z or even just sleeping. Y Z and sleeping are always good.

 

[Awesome Wells]

That fucking itv david dickinson antique bollocks where a group of antique experts, like the dragons except with Ming vases and tacky personal jewelery, rip people off. They even had 'Lord' Ashcroft on; David couldn't stop fawning over him and his collection of, I shit you not, Victoria Crosses! No doubt stolen from old soldier's graves.

The experts are the biggest group of mutants you'll ever come across and the whole premise seems to be how much they can shaft your granny for her collection of 'they aren't really faberge eggs luv' trinkets.

 

[stavros]

The Big Questions, although it can be quite good fun to see just how bonkers some people are. I think they had a question the other week "Is it more rational to believe in God?". I shit you not.

 

[8115]

The Heaven and Earth Show.

 

[tufty79]

anything presented by tyger drew-honey
*regrets having ever acquired a telly*

 

[zoooo]

Aw, but Tyger's so sweet.

 

[Awesome Wells]

BBC Radio Bristol

 

[Belushi]

Arm Wrestling with Chas and Dave.

That actually sounds like a winner, you need to get on to Sky!

 

[not-bono-ever]

the one show

 

[stavros]

That actually sounds like a winner, you need to get on to Sky!

Smell my cheese you mother!

 

[Dr. Furface]

The Apprentice. Shit programmes are one thing, but this is worse than shit - it's fucking loathsome in every way.

 

[stavros]

The Apprentice. Shit programmes are one thing, but this is worse than shit - it's fucking loathsome in every way.

I disagree. Twelve fuckwits competing for the attention of and fawning over three other, older fuckwits makes for quite entertaining evenings.

 

[DexterTCN]

I disagree. Twelve fuckwits competing for the attention of and fawning over three other, older fuckwits makes for quite entertaining evenings.

A couple of times, yeah. Not hundreds though.

 

[spartacus mills]

Joey Barton is a guest on next week's programme along with the hateful Piers Morgan.

I thought you were on a wind-up but I just checked the BBC schedule and it's true!!

 

[Awesome Wells]

Dragons Den: odious beneficiaries of obscene capitalism parading piles of money in a faux gangland environment decide the financial fate of bewildered wannabes.

Come Done With Me: odious beneficiaries of C4 money parade piles of food in a faux nice home decide the date of pretentious food wannabes.