Political dogs

[brogdale]

As we approach the Winterval media desert some deliciously pointless, and yet simaltaneously fascinating, polling from MiC:



Beyond refUKers being utter wrong'uns about everything, including dogs, I'm disappointed to see that LD voters were denied the Great Dane option and as for the Greens and their poodle fascination...well?

Woof, woof!

 

[Saunders]

Absolute load of shite
This might be a better gauge
1 People who walk their dogs on extendable leads = ‘Not my problem’ TWATS
2 People who let their dog off and then shout the dogs name angrily = my dog’s ’got no recall’ TWATS
3 People who don’t pick up their dogs shit ‘because it’s the countryside, and plastic bags are bad for the environment’ TWATS
Admittedly my house absolutely Stinks of fox shit, so I’m not in any position to tell other people how manage their dog, but the very thought of people having a funny time in their guardian column talking about best dog breed
FFS
No doubt there’ll be a follow up column about The Most Popular Rescue Dogs

 

[brogdale]

Other than that, then...an excellent piece of polling?

 

[Elpenor]

Urban dogs for prime minister, rotated every month

 

[zedr]

I came here looking for the dogs' voting intentions.

 

[Indeliblelink]

We all know who rules at No.10

 

[Saunders]

Other than that, then...an excellent piece of polling?

Other than that, yeah

 

[petee]

i guess border collies would be better as whip than leader.

 

[hitmouse]

Obligatory:

 

[Lotte]

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What a good boy.

XL bullies would make the best Reform PMs.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

What a good boy.

XL bullies would make the best Reform PMs.

The "dogs eating people's faces" party.

 

[Ground Elder]

i guess border collies would be better as whip than leader.

But terrible as Chancellors of the Exchequers. Always rounding things up

 

[two sheds]

Golden retrievers no competition

 

[Dystopiary]

Anarchist dogs don't care about bourgeois notions of breed or status.