(disclaimer, this is said in jest, it means nothing im not gonna do anything at all i just saying what ide like to do)
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SICK OF THE POSTMAN, GOTTA MAKE 'EM SICK
i gotta get a postman fired
if its the last thing i do
i'll go to jail for it just to have that thieving cunt through the window
of his own red damn van, he smiles at me when he drives past
the type of smile you give to somebody that you know you have blaged
bombed and hit me,
fuckin blitz me,
last week has put me in a state of mind i cant handle
so im drinkin like fuck just to try and pretend it didnt happen
but it did so now im self-harming with booze, its also the reason for this ramble
so some prick is doing to me what i never saw comming
i think ive worked it out now the reason why
but only now have the pennies droped,
and im dropping with 'em like a fuckin dead fly
it aint a white van man causing me this trouble
its a postal theiving red van man stolen my bubble
so the next time they try to take whats mine they gonna get a suprise
a surpise like me so dark and thick
a surpirse that rhymes with prick
just gonna kick back with the knowledge that somwhere sombody is gonna be doing nothing but being sick
so now we gotta sick prick
yea just like me
and my oh so woefull personality
disorder distorted,
little bit warped in the head
my passive aggrestion is out in fuckin force
and that side of me shows no remorse
you wanna nick my post? next lot i hope you do
coz whats in it is very bad for you.
so if these pricks think they gonna nick my post
to get a free and heafty dose
expecting to go to dreamland
give it about 10 mins and they will wish it was a nightmare that they can wake up from
not the crushed up anta-buse and vodka, i got ya punks my passive aggression is on one
sending shit to myself open it up chumps i want ya
and drink away...
what you think is methadone but nope, not today
i dont mind the price of a letter and a first class stamp
in the knowledge of what im sending str8 back to myself
im gonna laugh hard when you take it yourself
nick it, drink it
eat it, sink it, belive me when i say this next line
they gona be in with one of the worst biological states known to mankind
i'll put outta warning shot first but if them bastards dont heed it
imma doctor every damn pill i got,
post it to myself so it aint my fault
you wanna nick my post next time i hope you do
fuck dreamland no, just be an ambulance for you
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No apologies, nah suckas im not sorry
you can all get fucked, im off my trolly and out my brain
so you aint getting an apology, here let me say it again
No apologies, not even aknowledgin you at all
till i get i call that i made somebody sick and fall
for nicking my posts.. im glad they sick they can suck my dick
there choice to nick it
ant-abuse and vodka...yea enjoy it prick
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fuckin penile discharge savouring bastards gonna feel how i feel
and do what? they would have to admit to stealing post
either way they're ass is toast coz once tempted they gonna do it again
and if they do it again
the effect will be anything but heaven
str8 to hell mutha fuckers
and thats me done now,
I know you got the warning, so with this situation
imma fuckin pharmacist without the qulification
i make technology sick, i fed it to my playstation
if i lose one more post they gonna feel the force of my escalation
i can make a pill or liquid that make you all so damn sick
ballistic sick
just like my rhymes
pising over anyone at anytime
still to my own damn surprise
im owed 200 quid from a thieving posite
look him in the eyes, he knows i know, he knows its me
but doesant know my passive aggresive styleee
if he dont pay up im gonna poison he..
..he who dares to fuck with my head
will be needing a fuckin hospital bed
and not even one punch thrown
i do this all passively, to get back at them from what im owed
there choice to open my mail, so its there choice if they take whats in it
and iff its one ive sent to myself one swig of juice or a couple of alterd pills
then i guess its tough shit init
although more likely to be vomit with the runs, good buzz init?
i want them to nick it, coz then i'll be laughing as they get carried from there house to an ambulance
for being such damn fuckin theiving cunts,
i can feel my passive aggresion wakin up inside me
waking up to make a fuss that bastard looks just like me
it is me
and its wanting to be fed and im obviously gonna feed me.
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no apologies! (chorus repeat to fade out)
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(nicked small amount of chorus from elswhere, more a case of sampling than nicking it just fit right and was only 2 small lines)