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haha. maybe. i'm kinda shy :oops:

ive got anxiety neurosis and agrophobia and worry 24/7 about everything.... i guess that makes me shy to dont it? lol

since i just broke my own damn rule
of posting without the poetry
who sad that was a rule?
who the hell was that bloody fool?

ahh shit it was me
that said it had to be
all about poetry
oh woe is me
.........................

But if you dont stick to the (pretyy much non-existant and pointless) rules than all sorts a shit starts 'appnin

like the spiders are on the wall
and they smokin crack 'n all
and ya 30 worst enemys of all time
will bring monsters with them to your house to cuase crime
at exactly the same time

and at the same time as that
the police show up
and they armed as fuck
and just b4 armageddon somebody said E-Nuff!
and strutted there damn stuff...
................................
yea come with it! slipmatt

SL2

Peace!
 
THROWING UP POO, AND TAKING A LITTLE PISS
..............................

the writings on the wall
but it wont go away
its an omen
or just the prodigy far from there hey days

tekno go mun
welsh as fuck mun
the prodigy suck some
but they used to be good

the experince was real
back when tape still had appeal

tekno punks,
or tekno monks?

tekno fronts when they lost the nack
jilted was there best in my opinion
but my opinions crap
e-nuff about the prodigy they were quite good
but the invaders album was abit not so good
i preferd to go at full throttle after a clostraphobic sting
but invaders must die
made me want somebody to take me to the hospital and cry

dunno why im slaggin off the prodigy
with kieth and his firestopping ways

maxim just shouted WHAT WHAT
at every single chance he got
the MC killed the dancer
and also killed my fuckin ears
the dancer should have killed the MC
music to my tears

let the music do the talking
is what i would say
unless its hip-hop rap
coz lyrics are prima-ray
..............................

not my best..poor show mr.meth
i think you should set fire to yourself again for that
and tazer my own bollox for being such a silly prat

im tired of stearing at the screen
so im gonna eat some cornflakes
cornflakes and milk
is the ultimate high
bit of suger on top
yea thats just righ

lovely job.. eat it up yum yum!
take laxative to make sure it comes outta my bum
been forgetting to take it again
oh no no no no
throwin up poo
makes the girls form a cue
they love it all that rotten egg burping and half degisted food
kinda browny green look to it
yea baby girl thats ill sick and rude

:confused:
 
Suggestions

Screwed at work
on the wall
is a small box painted
a cheerful sky-blue
beneath a sign
reading

“Suggestion box:
This box will be opened
every month
and suggestions discussed
at the
Monthly Management Meeting.
Sensible suggestions
only please.”

Or words to that effect.

There has been
an empty chocolate bar wrapper
in there for at least 6 months now
which illustrates how often they think
of us
and how little
we think of
them.
 
the future is yesterday m8
get the fuck off my plate
you really dont wanna feel my hate

not here at least
number of the beast
let these words be like the feeling you get when a loved one is decesed

fire and brimstone
to hell you must go
now we got bad science
church news is yesterday yo

when was the last time you heard of a satanist pedo?
the christians do it like its fuckin something like legal!
and fuck the regal
8 quid for 20
im nuts and evil
and freindly and ready
beat you to death or cuddle like teddy
ready?

do you see what i mean?
catch up
match up
light the match flashed up
scratched up spiders under ya skin
i got milions under mine and ive only just begin

wen i say clean you say clean one time!
when i say anything you better watch your line
when they so do i say poo
when they say poo... i throw up on you
..
(maybe a scratch? little chika-duvat break?
fuck the chorus verse 2 lets go str8)
..

i mean clean from booze
other drugs arnt really that bad news
unless you run out
without a doubt
one step at a time
im fuckin fine
no beer or wine
i'll finsih with rhyme

peace!
..

lol im sorry peeps i just got rollin.. chillll

big love and all that chaos.

FUCK i gotta big dick (i havant really)
 
I woke up with a un recalled
pill under my tounge
I guess my throat was a little
dry.
like dead people in the past
with coin for the next world.

It worried me a little
wouldnt it you?

chocking hazard
 
CHOKING HAZZERD
......................

chocking hazzard im a choking hazzerd
choke you to death coz im wired, twisted and hap-hazerd
bladded
butterd and off my plate
god dammit allready just pause and wait

theres that god dam word again
god dammit im crap absurd again

just one more word
will i be heard
or will i do the hearding
like a sheepy dog
breaking bricks with her teeth
and hearding everything from flies to frogs

bread with out butter is like me without drugs
nothing to it really just tastes of how it does
i deffinataly can belive its not butter, simply coz it aint
where as a big tin of paint is a fuckin big tin of paint

if it aint then i cant belive it,
but i dont need to worry about that due to whats in it
coz pain is paint
until it aint
and when it aint then it aint
but untill it aint then its definataly paint

im gonna put some on my bread coz at least i will know
that its real paint not fake butter like i cant belive it yo

godammit man wheres the god damn beat
tapping along these keys and tapping my feat
tapping yea im tapped in the head
wanna be a female and take a lesbian to bed
doctors wondering why i aint dead
and why i go on about wanting to end my life dead
preferably with a bullet to head

OD's dont work
im too beserk
woke up from all 7 that were sure to work
kill at least 10 people
but not me
coz im special fucked and weird
with full blown HPPD

im supernatural like string theory
handsome but freaky and weirdy
bangin on again to my very own thread
the leader of this crew i'll battle anyone till they dead
lyrically challanged due to lack of skoool
but look how i make easy work of some poor fools

im talking outside of the site so you wouldnt see it
and like fake butter... do you really belive it?
......................................

peace!
 
MORE!

how about another one
i mean come on son
its getting dark there work to be done
i shit myself and stain my trousers
hose them down out the back with the flowers
the neighbours laugh at my incontinant states
untill i knock on there door and break there face
or maybe just a shot of mase

some CS-gas to have them screaming for a mask
or a nice baseball bat to go at there fuckin backs

if i was you and you were me
you would commit suicide and ide OD
if you were you and i was me
then nothings changed quite litterally

talking shit like i just thrown up some
this is too easy i want money and cheesy
i heard on the grape vine that she's lookin fine
a fine looker who is maybe too fond of wine

i better nip to a differant topic
before i loose the fuckin plot
did i pick it up or drop it?
out my mind without a care
dont step on my ingrown toes dont dare
and for that matter dont fuckin stare

everything i write is the fuckin nuts
like the scars on my arm from fukcin cuts

hit me
........

peace!
 
me me me me lab is what butchers called me

me me me me lab
is in the house and about to squalch
everything i can think of in mass amounts

choking up them poets like asphictiation
strangling my own self masterbating
i allready said that on another post
they aint even my lyrics i just nick 'em and post

belive that you belive anything
in for the win and the win is in me
this is why a cut it so effortlessly

pissed off with my dyslexia
wont stop me writing tripe to help me vent
my brains gone heywire and fuckin bent
if you go on a bender are you bent?
if you have a fender bender do you got insurance ment
to cover the costs and str8ten it up m8
everything i do i do it great
apart from everything i do its a rubish bad state

that one was crap wernt it
but i tapped it coz i deserve it
the freedom to shoot my fuckin rhymes
stop me going out at night commiting crimes
i never broke bad i just broke evil
took broken evil to the devil to swap for a speed pill
and whilst i was down there made sense to say
get off my throne bitch hell is my night and day
............................................................

poor.. but from the hip of course
 
more of a statement then poem
look you gone 'n got me off and goin
for this one is for you i be showin
that there is no stopping or let going
catch a plane to where your goin
but dont think your enemys wont be knowin
but i'll meet you on the landing pad and still be flowin
coz you had to go and get me goin

yea! what did i just say
i said yea! lets make that word of the day
and when ya plane comes crashing down
grab ya bags before we drown
and its off on holiday
fuckin thailand all the way!

kickin
....

peace
 
USED TO IT (part 1)
..................
never mind clean hair what about clean air?
everytime i go back to cardiff or 'port its there
as soon as i step off the train the pollution hits me like a cocktail of drugs
the pollution is abit like a couple of thugz

powers that be they blame it all on smoking
but there a bunch of ways to have bad lungs
people never smoke a cig in there life...
but still get the cancer greif and strife
too young

you get used to it
nobody enjoyed there first cigarette
on that shit i would put alot on that bet
ejoy it or not,
unless they wanting and ready to stop?
take away there smokes and what do you got?
insane junkys like with crack-cocaine
take away somebodys nicoteine and the rusults are give or take the same

and when i say same i mean the crack addicted crack head
take away
a 60 a day
smoker of smokes
now without any smokes
the smoker would act
exactly the same as the crack head on a 'no joy' day ide say thats a fact

A craNk addicted bastard swilling back vodka all the time
i remembr *knowing* that without tobacco, there would be no fun at all this time
i'll just finish off this half assed rhyme
with the word rhyme
coz im very stoned and look at the time
time to roll another one all mine
dime
fine
kick me in the nuts and break my fuckin spine
im not to fond of all that grime

but without a ciggarate i cant even make a joint
without a fuckin joint what is the fuckin point?

but i know i can manage without weed
but cigs? jesus thats a fuckin challange indeed!
............................
 
LETS GO, YEP YEP YEP NO
..................................
if i could put everything into all i write
instead of a pulse rate that could kill me twice
some times i just wanna fuck it off
end my life whilst in the backround is s14n and her smokers cough
the E-Smokes cost alot
and i aint got alot
and certianly between me and my partner
we aint got enough for much fun and laughter
i just had to turn down a mate
who askin over the odds for serious bate
and now i dunno what to do
if ive offended him im gonna be gutted to
but a line needs drawing so lets draw it now
i aint gonna be no push over cow
that moo's all day
no life to say
a room full of drugs is how i play
BUT there's this thing called money
and if i had it i would have allready bought it sonny
but i aint got shit
except for maybe being surrounded by a wall of bricks
and sometimes get followed by a bunch of pricks
if i get re-incarnated ide wanna come back as a bitch
so i could stay at home all day and feel my tits
yep no yep yep yep no oh no im going solo
and its all your god damn fault
i was just going to bed but now im off
and when i say off i mean im fuckin off up on one
freestyle rhymes for me are such fun
they kinda like real butter to go on your bun
instead of that healthy ass shit thats no fun
the stuff i take what differance it make?
roll another joint and get baked
and just like ice it sets me off some
now i need amphetamine to focus on them
either that or some fuckin opium
walk around dopey eyed on dopeium
smoke me some
im out for now yea thats me done
i'll end this shit with... a loaded gun
and when i say gun i mean shoot from the hip
one hundred and 80 seven bullets kill ya quick
and when i say bullets i really mean words
i dont need to fuckin hit you i'll just starting rhyming words
when i take a shit im shitting out turds
and them turds are tellin me to use my words
and i couldant give a fuck if anyone concours
..............
from the hip. 3 - 4 mins...and 10mins for the fuckin edit :mad: fuckin dyslexia
peace
 
MISERY
...........
im not happy
feel like those feelings are comming again
those feelings when there aint nothing in ya way except a train
yea i want out
i wish somebody would help me out
come shoot my dead
put a million fuckin bullets in my head
or just run me over
coz im fucked over
everything i do i do it drunk or buzzed coz i cant get sober

i see my women and she looks weatherd from all the shit ive put her through
i feel like a cunt and i cant stop destroying this cunt coz i dont really wanna be a cunt

but facts are facts unfortunatly
and the good nice human in me
the one with morals and nice'ness and all that be
getting destroyed
coz every time im annoyed
i savegerly destroy
any of that fuckin decency in me

i hate my fuckin self
and aslong as i hate my self
i will continue to destroy all that i am
poison myself to my death
whilst smashing my own head
with my own fist untill i run out of puff and just collapse

head is always in my hands
my head is always lookin at the floor
my prime years have gone ive fucked it all
and when oppertunity comes sometimes we forget karma comes
and when karma comes dont we just fuckin know it does

8 years of my life
have been a complete load of fuckin shite
not just for me but the partner i feel have used
not intentianaly but it just seems to me that she would be happy with someone else

and for the shit that i have done i just cannot let it run
i gotta fuckin make myself pay in fuckin spades
i'll murder myself destroy myself and my wealth
and to be honest right now anyone else

i like to think i have good morals
hold the door open for grippers
please and thank you all the fuckin time
but what does it do except nothing at all
i spend most my time in hell like a baby and just cry

im a motha fuckin nice guy
and it dont pay to be motha fuckin nice guy
get ya self fucked up by a bad guy
damn right you finish last if you a nice guy
cant stand it no more i wanna die guy
bash my head against the wall for being nice guy

and i see them all those fuckin badass fuckin pricks
that get away with every fuckin thing they want
seems the more evil you are
the easier life is by far
got nothing left yada yada bladdy blah.,..

i gotta get myself happy
im not happy
if im not happy
whats the point in life if you cant be happy?

maybe i should turn into a blood suckin cunt
a right little cunt of a runt
that fucks people over like easy work
but i dont think i got it in me
i dont belive im that bad really
but dont change the fact this aint wat i really want

but tommorw 'll have changed my fuckin mind coz it keeps changing
my heads like one fuckin great ball of shit
i know nothing at all
except how to hammer them all
those drugs and there receptors im long time bored

fuck knows anymore
just got that feeling knocking at my door
i hate my fuckin life
its fuckin shite
and i want out tonight
but i aint got the balls

so i'll just keep on using to pretend that this is working but the fact is there's only one reason we are broke
and i dont need to make a half assed rhyme for you all to figure out that reason,
you allready know the fuckin reason its a sad joke
.............................................................................

please somebody kill me.
dont let me know about just come and cut my fuckin head off PLEASE!

I had 250 quid this morning..now i have 5 quid and its not even 7pm

fuckin tick this and tick that
tickin up chemicals so i can feel like that
i just wanna feel decent and maybe have some freinds
to have a laugh with instead of this never ending thought cycle about wanting to die
and if i cant die then i'll deffinataly settle for getting high
but i cant be high perminantly coz i dont have that kinda cash so i stop and try my best i really try
i now know that my best is fuckin useless at best
i cant even do a week so why bother why?
and this load of shit just to get off my chest is making me wanna crawl up and die

ta fuck with the edit i aint in the mood nobody reads this crap anyway
 
CRY AWAY, TIME TO PAY
...............................

just wanna fly away..
aint nothing left to say so i just wanna fly away
only thing in my way is a fuckin train so i'll fly away

and spend the next 8 years crying 24/7
for taking advantage i deserve hell not heaven
i never in my heart of hearts knew that this was how it was gonna be
but then again i was never thinking i was using like the most insane of insane junkys

but now there's nothing left to say so i may aswell fly away...
only i cant fly so i'll just fall off the top
make a bloody splash of human waste when i hit the concreate block
from the highest building i can find and jump off the top.

nothing in my way so i gotta just fly away
i love this women too much to fuck her life up and stay
if i could only turn the clock back to those erly days
the best days i ever had in my life
those days i crave for every night
i wanna go back to when it was first allright
and not fuck it up but its too late for that now tonight

i got the feeling that my poetry is fuckin shite
i also got a feeling that its actually allright
what does it matter its just a way to vent
and everybody likes to have a complament

but i dont think my work is quite up to spec
im just waiting till i can next get wrecked.

coz there's nothing else to do so i might aswell drink and boo hoo
i'll be crying for the next 8 years 24/7 for what i gone done and do
nobody understands it even the ones that do
and there's only one of them and she's had a gutsfull to

s14n is THE BEST human ive ever met.
so what the fuck is she doing with a fuckin junky toe-rag cry baby cunt headed pig headed prick dickhead wanker cunt fuckin ass hole bastard twat like me???? She deserves MUCH MUCH MORE!

i cant give it to her so i guess i gotta go
keep on crying untill one day a suicide attempt might actually work and i will happy go
to the grave i hate this life
its nothing but a ball of shite
yes i know i cannot write
bet your ass that i can write
i just contradicted me
not sure if it was willing or unwilingly
i just get going
i when im up and off and goin
i just cannot stop myself fuckin flowin
jesus H i wanna stop
but i cant coz its like i just had a hit of rock
but i aint so what the fuck is goin on?
i'll end this with sorry and log off and be gone
...........................................................

peace
 
This is more rap than poetry really. :D

rap is poetry..rap is harder than poetry. although they are the same thing..just people who cant rap come up with pathetic words that dont even mean anything and no entertainment value.

jump up on a stage and try and freestyle rap..its HARD! MUCH harder than just bangin on like that prick on the mcdolands advert a year or so ago (i had to mute it it was so crap)

peace
 
GOTTA BE MORE HAPPY
..............................

positive then
life is great
i think i gone met my soul m8
look to the futer coz the futers great
learn to become a man instead of a waste

i think i just had a fuckin hallucination
of me in control of my inebriation
think possitive and dont damn stop
the pathways will work regardless if your life is good or not

everyday is an oppertunity
to keep going and become a new me
but fuck its hard
harder than me
i need to show this life who i be
beter and more pos-ity

self loathing and guilt
has been built
gonna smash it down
its gonna get me killed
so ill man up and hopefully s14n be thrilled

get half a chance and grab it... then re-build
......................

peace
 
(eminem)
Its friday
and its my day
gonna party
all the way to sunday
maybe monday
i dont know what day
every day's just a holiday!
................................

(Meth Lab Me)
............................

Dont ya just love it
when the weekend comes round
time to buzz it
buzzin it hard
higher than a fighter plane flyin at fuck knows miles an hour past my yard

i live near an airport
and they often do manuvous
falcons, F2's and harriers
and the occasional air ballon-ers

and of course the copper chopper
in search of a car robber
search lights on that bitch he knows he's fucked

so puts his foot to the floor
his mate dont wanna play anymore
so the cunt headed thief throws his mate out the fuckin door
so now we got a problem
coz he knows the choppers on him
and nobody really gets away from that

meanwhile though
there aint no stopping him go
an you can bet its an innocent that gets run down mowed.

Car theifs
i gotta tell ya i hate them car theifs
honest to god they piss me off they got no morals
often end up mowing down some innocent peep's its just such sorrow
so im glad when they get caught and go to court tommorow
buy your own fuckin car,
peoples cars aint for you theifs to fuckin borrow
cunt headed wankers got no morals
i know i allready said morals
but really they got shit in the way of morals
but happy run someone out there way with cars that they have borrowed

bang 'em up they dont deserve the liberty
and the same goes for racers
they insured and shit maybe yea
but dont stop 'em hitting 100 miles an hour on a 30 road
2 boyracers goin at it i knew one guy that did it what a toad
hitting 90 and 120 MPH on a 30 road and no control on the passanger side
and they crashed for being ass holes and of course the passanger died. :(

death by dangerous driving he got banged up for 18months
but that aint gonna bring that girl back to life
seriously i have no fuckin idea
of how he manages to get any sleep at night
........................................................

fuckin theiving bastards buy your own damn car insure it pass ya test and drive safely ffs we got ps3's for giving it 120 in the 30 zone.

R.I.P The Passanger
 
sorry bout that, not really nice tail but yea.. i knew both of them actually and the one fella he was fine in every way untill he got behid the wheel, after that he just couldant resist it.. always had to be around the 90mph mark. the other guy involved was a right prick he didnt even care..just let the passanger die. didnt even try and help.

fucked up

too negative this.
 
all this time this been here and LeChat aint seen it... damn.

might actually have some competition if he has a go :p

bump garf bump!
you great big lump
you fuckin blind or what?
i thought you was online... not livin in a squat

lets see what ya got
coz if im ready or not
stealin cars from a parkin spot
on topic that is not

BUT
ive found a way to vent
although get little encouragment
due to a minor few
who just know that what they do
is bollox compared to mine
so lets go homie lets write some ryhmes
..............................................

peace!
 
I don't really rhyme any more mate.
sorry but your timings late,
apostate, I frustrate,
never initiate, I wait,
not to bait, it was just fate,
you see,
for me,
it's too easy,
but fails to put food on the plate.
 
There exists a guy called Pete
Repeat Pete Pete

Hello speaking
Yeah I got a kawasaki z1000

It aint rocket science
I said it aint rocket science

Are you with me

Here this'll make you laugh heh heh

I was in this van
With a Northerner

He was like 'you're a southern softy'
I'm here to sort you out
More like you ran out of firms in Doncaster
Your missus kicked you out

Get out of my fucking van
Shut the fuck up and drive

Like all aggressive
Are you with me

You're a conman
A painter and decorator

With your lottery syndicate
And your new boots
Cos you just pocket the loot

I could easily retire
Sign on the dole
Go down the park

Here you know I like my girlfriend to piss on me
Don't knock it til you try it
Are you with me

Get out of my van
Fuck you more like
You Northern drunk cunt
With your ipa cans

Get out of my fucking vehicle NOW
Just drive the fucking thing
Or I'll knock you out

See these boots 40 squids
Got them down the market
Dewalt apprentice

You're a conman
One coat Kenny
Gloss and go
Gloss and go

It's all he does
No prep are you with me
A yamaha R3 or a kawasaki z1000
A fucking 210 bus and an out of date sandwich

An apartment in Altinkum
A wasteland in Dubai
A tenner for a cleaner
A bird with a moustache

Get out of my fucking vehicle NOW
You fucking doughnut .. you southern fucking doughnut
It aint rocket science
You're a liability .. a repetitive waste of space

Shut the fuck up and drive
Can you get that
No speak english more like !

Gloss and go
 
I don't really rhyme any more mate.
sorry but your timings late,
apostate, I frustrate,
never initiate, I wait,
not to bait, it was just fate,
you see,
for me,
it's too easy,
but fails to put food on the plate.

timmings late?
allow me to bait
i got no vocab coz school i hate

i dont even know what apostate means
maybe it will come to me in my dreams

fate?
for you?
what giving it up?
you better come tell me to shut the fuck up
i dont either get no money or food
be i can still rhyme for fun and be god damn rude

now before i bother your rep
allow me to step it up
and you be the step
for me
you see
is also easy
so maybe hit me back
with some of ya crap

here's an idea
maybe go out and sling some crack
youde make alot more money than you do from rap
for me
you see
is easy to
although i will admit to nickin a line or two
if i absolutaly have to
at the moment im just trying to get you to rap dude
so let me know if you wanna challange my flow
can ya do it? its a simple yes or no

if you dont i'll just consider myself the one that won
and then be done
.....................................................................

for the sport only homie

PEACE!
 
nice to see rory involved :) what up geeZa

LeChat visited us when we was in cardiff..and rapped circles round me fair play lol.

he alot better on an actual microphone no doubt
 
U-75'S GOAT
................

heavely sorried on a monday
but im feeling like i gotta
i fuckin hate mondays and tuesdays,
and tuesdays tommora
feel my liyrical horror
or dont no fucka has a go at me
coz they know they gonna get fucked up quite badly

all this bait i put out yet no-one takes it
they dont say fuck all at all
was it good or crap?
that last one that i tapped
i got no reaction so i know it aint crap

s** to scared to even put any of her fuckin bull shit up
thats why im like percent at least 80
completaly incharge of my compititions thread bait me
or i'll bait you
for the sport ive decided this is what the fuck i do
and ya'll know allready if i do something i do it well
that fuckin big headed MethLab knows more then any docter, pharamsist, key-worker or GP its a long list
i even take the piss outta my fuckin psychiatrist

if i put my energys into something
then that somethings gonna be well done kid
and ive been putting my energys to this
aint nobody gonna fucking dare to diss

i just read this thread from page one
im even better than i thought!
and i allready thought i was onto one
but didnt realise how little i needed to be tought
coz i aint learned none
it just blasts out from my brain
i belive i have a gift i was to insane to see

and now its kinda pised me off some
coz im only being real when i say that im a little bit to old for rap

but dont think im gonna stop 'em
its so fuckin easy here i am im off on one!

i think im urbans goat
this rap shit really floats my boat
and when i say goat i mean Greatist Of All Time and on urban i consider that accolade to be mine
coz you know that I know
that I know that you know
that you know that I know
and I know that you know...im a goat


and for all y'all that dont know what a goat is its the Greatest Of All Time
and on urban-75 i consider that accolade to be mine

yea mutha fuckas yea mofo's
i knows that you knows
that i knows that you knows
i allready said this so god knows
but every fucka knows

my potatoes baked
my boat be floating
and i know that on this thread
im the urbanite goat, doing my goat thing

im Urbans goat.
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FUCK that took along time to edit.

Peace!
 
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