Pizza

[Orang Utan]

it's hard to get too excited about fancy cheese on toast

 

[Orang Utan]

I hate pizzas that look like this:

Who orders Margarita pizzas anyway? The same people that drink water I suppose. Weirdos. You get a whole range of various stuff you can pile on your pizza in a multitude of combinations and with it you can have coke, beer, squash, pressed pomegranate juice with tequila and lime with the rim dipped in sugar, ANYTHING YOU LIKE!!!

But no I'll have a Margarita with a glass of water.........

...GET OUT!!

i often prefer to have a margarita - keep it simple

 

[kabbes]

it's hard to get too excited about fancy cheese on toast

There's not really a food out there that can't be dismissed by reducing it to its key ingredients and tacking the word "fancy" on the front.

 

[Orang Utan]

indeed
pate is just fancy mince

 

[spacemonkey]

My favourite food.

 

[Yetman]

i often prefer to have a margarita - keep it simple

Oh come on even cheese on toast is improved with a dash of Worcestershire sauce, are you saying that a pizza is not significantly improved with the addition of some sliced onions, a few peppers? Bit of chicken or beef there? BBQ sauce? Come on! I'll let you off with just pepperoni, but thats a favour ok? Speak not of margaritas on this thread again

 

[Orang Utan]

the best pizza i ever had was a margarita

 

[kabbes]

Ballotine of Anjou Pigeon is just fancy KFC

 

[EastEnder]

I hate pizzas that look like this:

Who orders Margarita pizzas anyway? The same people that drink water I suppose. Weirdos. You get a whole range of various stuff you can pile on your pizza in a multitude of combinations and with it you can have coke, beer, squash, pressed pomegranate juice with tequila and lime with the rim dipped in sugar, ANYTHING YOU LIKE!!!

But no I'll have a Margarita with a glass of water.........

...GET OUT!!

I would have a Margarita & a pint of lager.

I might ask them to add a few pineapple chucks.

 

[Orang Utan]

BBQ sauce has no place on a pizza though. it's on a long list, along with pineapple, of ingredients that should never be found on a pizza

 

[machine cat]

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Must be thin crust. Deep pan pizzas are an abomination.

 

[Pip]

I hate pizzas that look like this:

Who orders Margarita pizzas anyway? The same people that drink water I suppose. Weirdos. You get a whole range of various stuff you can pile on your pizza in a multitude of combinations and with it you can have coke, beer, squash, pressed pomegranate juice with tequila and lime with the rim dipped in sugar, ANYTHING YOU LIKE!!!

But no I'll have a Margarita with a glass of water.........

...GET OUT!!

Luv u Yetman

I do like pineapple on pizza though.

 

[Orang Utan]

to the tower!

 

[tarannau]

I think I'd rather have one of the worryingly popular looking kebab pizzas than suffer the indignity of pineapple.

 

[machine cat]

I do like pineapple on pizza though.

 

[Pip]

Nasty vegetarian hot with pineapple, mmmmmm

 

[Orang Utan]

I think I'd rather have one of the worryingly popular looking kebab pizzas than suffer the indignity of pineapple.

you should see the pizzas you can get here in leeds

 

[Maggot]

I'm not that all keen on pizza as it goes.

Why are you going to Pizza Express then?

 

[Pip]

you should see the pizzas you can get here in leeds

Is that where you get that weird chicken escalope smothered in something chip shop, erm, delicacy?

 

[Yetman]

I'm not sure if the world is going mad or I am. Can we get some proper pizza people on here please? Those who understand PROPER PIZZA and not these water drinking vanillafolk that seem to have flocked to what could have been a Mighty Meat Feast of a thread but is quickly turning into a piece of toast with ketchup and a processed cheese slice on it.

 

[machine cat]

you should see the pizzas you can get here in leeds

like what?

 

[Maggot]

BBQ sauce has no place on a pizza though. it's on a long list, along with pineapple, of ingredients that should never be found on a pizza

Sweetcorn should be on that list too.

 

[kabbes]

Tuna, onion and marinated anchovy. With oregano sprinkled on top.

Is a good pizza.

 

[rutabowa]

That looks fucking great. Thin sliced, crispy, not too much cheese. WANT.

it looks like it was cooked in a microwave.

 

[Pip]

I'm not sure if the world is going mad or I am. Can we get some proper pizza people on here please? Those who understand PROPER PIZZA and not these water drinking vanillafolk that seem to have flocked to what could have been a Mighty Meat Feast of a thread but is quickly turning into a piece of toast with ketchup and a processed cheese slice on it.

Listen bud I know a good pizza when I see one yeah? Stop coming after me and my pineapple chunks when the fucking degenerates who like anchovies are the ones begging for persecution.

 

[Orang Utan]

like what?

balti pizza
kebabylon pizza
pie n mash pizza
that sort of thing

 

[Yetman]

Nasty vegetarian hot with pineapple, mmmmmm

Finally! Talk to me baby yeah!!

I can now come out of the pineapple closet as I have a bit of back up, fuck it! fuck it! I'm going to tell my parents later but you lot are the first to know.....I LIKE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA! Yes, thats right, and I dont care who thinks what of me any more because I am proud and that is just WHO I AM! SO DEAL WITH IT!

*massive weight off shoulders*

 

[Orang Utan]

Is that where you get that weird chicken escalope smothered in something chip shop, erm, delicacy?

sort of

 

[kabbes]

pie n mash pizza

Woah.

The end times are upon us, fo' sho.