Orlando Bloom and other navel gazing celebs

[Little Piranha]

This cunt?
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"Alkalised water with apple cider vinegar"- so alkalised and then neutralised with acid?!

 

[gentlegreen]

I once bought a bottle of spring water with a declared PH of 8.1 (IIRC) - it tasted disgusting - the whole point of bottled water is to not be worse than what comes out of the tap.

 

[oryx]

I'm curious to know what 'brain octane oil' is!

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm curious to know what 'brain octane oil' is!

coconut oil relabelled and marked up

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm curious to know what 'brain octane oil' is!

The next big sales opportunity

 

[oryx]

coconut oil relabelled and marked up

The next big sales opportunity

Both appear to be correct!

 

[girasol]

Even the DM is poking fun at Orlando Orlando Bloom is giving America a lesson in English eccentricity

 

[Kaka Tim]

it is amazing, from the opening line onwards.
"I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes."

I dont believe a word of it. I bet its "wake up. Drink tea and roll a tab. Have a shit for 20 minutes whilst zombie scrolling the phone. Shout at kids to get fucking dressed and get to school."

 

[T & P]

At the end of all of this, every single one of these twats will still die younger than Keith Richards. I know whose diet & lifestyle I'd rather imitate (to some degree, anyway)...

 

[trashpony]

 

[May Kasahara]

I will cook at times but 'otherwise there's a team of people'. I bet he doesn't know their names

I will also cook at times, otherwise there's a team of people. They're usually milling around me asking what's for dinner and then pulling faces when I tell them

I'm curious to know what 'brain octane oil' is!

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