Orlando Bloom and other navel gazing celebs

[souljacker]

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How much golf can you play in 30 mins?

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

* well, it’s not entirely nonsense, but the way it’s presented and understood is largely bollocks.

It’s pretty straightforward.

 

[trashpony]

What a life.
He basically has nothing to do all day.

I think that's unfair. He has a punishing Lego schedule for a start

 

[rekil]

Erik Satie spoofed this kind of nonsense 100+ years ago.

The Musician’s Day

Erik Satie, the composer and pianist, was born on this day 150 years ago. “There are many kinds of eccentric,” Nick Richardson wrote in the London Review of Books last year, “and Satie was most of them.” The musician’s description of his diet, comprising all-white foods, many of them inedible...

www.theparisreview.org

 

[spitfire]

Another life, no almonds activated here.

 

[trashpony]

This is the one I read before How Hollywood's Favorite Juice Bar Owner Eats Every Day where this woman's pantry staples are umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. I think that's funnier because of her surname.

I googled hollywood nutritionist and a lot of them were disappointing - eating things like bread and fruit.

 

[killer b]

Another life, no almonds activated here.

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this is brilliant. Fair play.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

This is the one I read before How Hollywood's Favorite Juice Bar Owner Eats Every Day where this woman's pantry staples are umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. I think that's funnier because of her surname.

“I had an early, pre-yoga dinner at Shima on Abbot Kinney, which is my 3-year-old's favorite restaurant.”

Pretty sure they’d prefer Pizza Hut

 

[SheilaNaGig]

It’s pretty straightforward.

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Once again, you’ve misunderstood me.

This is like someone saying to you “It’s either loud or not loud, all that stuff you do on the board is just imade up”.


If you’re really interested in this please start a thread about it. A chatty thread about a Hollywood poppet isn’t the place to get into this.

 

[nogojones]

“I sometimes look at a cow and think, that’s the most beautiful thing ever.”

Other times I think the team will fry it up for me

 

[killer b]

Jersey cows are pretty lovely looking tbf.

 

[Orang Utan]

Cor!

 

[hegley]

 

[Orang Utan]

Can we have a beautiful livestock thread?

 

[strung out]

Can we have a beautiful livestock thread?

Yes

 

[Orang Utan]

Yes

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Absolute unit

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[hitmouse]

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That cow looks well fucked up.

 

[klang]

 

[RubyToogood]

This is the one I read before How Hollywood's Favorite Juice Bar Owner Eats Every Day where this woman's pantry staples are umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. I think that's funnier because of her surname.

I googled hollywood nutritionist and a lot of them were disappointing - eating things like bread and fruit.

She's missed out the bit where she goes to a dirty fried chicken shop at 3am because she hasn't actually eaten anything significant all day.

 

[Sue]

I will cook at times but 'otherwise there's a team of people'. I bet he doesn't know their names

I am so bloody sick of cooking. One person to cook for me would be absolutely fine...

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

What are actors meant to do between parts?

Apart from man telesales or hand out leaflets.

 

[Orang Utan]

What are actors meant to do between parts?

Apart from man telesales or hand out leaflets.

Cameo

 

[xenon]

This is the one I read before How Hollywood's Favorite Juice Bar Owner Eats Every Day where this woman's pantry staples are umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. I think that's funnier because of her surname.

I googled hollywood nutritionist and a lot of them were disappointing - eating things like bread and fruit.

it is amazing, from the opening line onwards.
"I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes."

 

[Orang Utan]

This is the one I read before How Hollywood's Favorite Juice Bar Owner Eats Every Day where this woman's pantry staples are umeboshi paste, avocado, cultured sea vegetables, and pea sprouts. I think that's funnier because of her surname.

I think maybe her name’s just Amanda Chantal , but she can’t help blurting out ‘bacon’ when she introduces herself. She misses it so.

 

[killer b]

it is amazing, from the opening line onwards.
"I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath set—along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea—before my son Rohan wakes."

I like a cup of silver needle tbf, it's lush.

 

[xenon]

I like a cup of silver needle tbf, it's lush.
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never heard of it TBH. Turmeric and cashew nuts I think Were the only things I recognise as food in that. I have some relatively strange breakfasts at times, mainly out of laziness.

 

[purenarcotic]

This is incredible. What a wanker

 

[killer b]

never heard of it TBH. Turmeric and cashew nuts I think Were the only things I recognise as food in that. I have some relatively strange breakfasts at times, mainly out of laziness.

it's just Chinese white tea.

 

[Orang Utan]