Now the Halloumi crisis

[Badgers]

When will it all end

Britain may be on the brink of a halloumi shortage

That is any vegetarian going to a BBQ fucked then!

 

[a_chap]

Runs off to stock up on halloumi...

 

[Sue]

When will it all end

Britain may be on the brink of a halloumi shortage

That is any vegetarian going to a BBQ fucked then!

Halloumi, crisps, beer. Might as well shoot me now.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Oh well, eat something else eh? It's not like the shops aren't groaning with food.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh well, eat something else eh? It's not like the shops aren't groaning with food.

But, if this carries on, they could be empty by the end of August.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Halloumi, crisps, beer. Might as well shoot me now.

I've heard that crumpets are also in short supply

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I've heard that crumpets are also in short supply

Particulalry bad news if you like halloumi on your crumpets.

 

[Badgers]

Halloumi, crisps, beer. Might as well shoot me now.

A bleak dystopian landscape

Andy Murray not playing at Wimbledon and if England go out the World we are on the brink of something terrifying

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Particulalry bad news if you like halloumi on your crumpets.

Indeed Mrs Miggins
Indeed...

 

[Mrs Miggins]

A bleak dystopian landscape

Andy Murray not playing at Wimbledon and if England go out the World we are on the brink of something terrifying

Surely England winning would upset the natural order a lot more....?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh well, eat something else eh? It's not like the shops aren't groaning with food.

First, they came for the halloumi...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Particulalry bad news if you like halloumi on your crumpets.

... with a side dish of crisps & a cold beer.

It's the end of the world as we know it.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

What's happening with the crisps??

 

[Baronage-Phase]

What's happening with the crisps??

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/crisp-shortage-on-the-horizon-in-england.359598/

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Meh - I've already survived the (threatened) Great Christmas Crisp shortage in NZ last year (which didn't happen).

 

[cupid_stunt]

I've already survived the (threatened) Great Christmas Crisp shortage in NZ last year (which didn't happen).

No, you brought the shortage back here.

And, I am blaming you for this too - End times for bananas

 

[Mrs Miggins]

No, you brought the shortage back here.

And, I am blaming you for this too - End times for bananas

I'm not taking that one. That's a step too far

 

[Thimble Queen]

I've heard that crumpets are also in short supply

That's cos I keep buying them all up and bringing them back to Hamburg

 

[Baronage-Phase]

That's cos I keep buying them all up and bringing them back to Hamburg

Mystery solved ha ha

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm not taking that one. That's a step too far

Then they came for the bananas, and there was no-one left to speak out...

 

[PaoloSanchez]

I don't even know wtf halloumi is, I'll have to go look it up. Sounds a bit Moroccan or Lebanese.
Perhaps I should go out and buy some before it becomes extinct.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Sounds a bit Moroccan or Lebanese.

But, it's not hash.

 

[marty21]

When will it all end

Britain may be on the brink of a halloumi shortage

That is any vegetarian going to a BBQ fucked then!

This is bleak news sir!

 

[Badgers]

Peas too

UK pea growers are warning of shortages in supplies following the recent hot weather.

 

[Pickman's model]

Peas too

They're taking the peas

 

[Pickman's model]

Name the halloumi crisis. That is the thread Badgers should have posted

 

[a_chap]

They're taking the peas

 

[cupid_stunt]

Peas too

UK pea growers are warning of shortages in supplies following the recent hot weather.

Mrs Miggins has a lot to explain.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

i suspect a conspiracy

i think it's the work of the hallouminati...

 

[cupid_stunt]

i suspect a conspiracy

i think it's the work of the hallouminati...

Very good!