north korean lols

[Onket]

Hardly a fast one.

 

[strung out]

from the news conference with the north korean coach earlier

2.15pm: The coach is asked about trying to sneak in an extra striker as the third goalkeeper in the squad. "He began as a goalkeeper, so you don't know our system," he tells journalists. "Basically he was a striker but he is very fast and for this World Cup he decided he wanted to be a goalkeeper again." Amazingly there are no laughs in the auditorium

 

[Lord Camomile]

According to Wikipedia, he's goal-scoring record is 98 goals in 112 appearances in his domestic league - surely he's not the one register as a 'keeper?! Surely the one you register as a 'keeper is your version of Sven's Theo

 

[strung out]

nope, he has definitely always been a keeper who just thought he'd have a go up front for the lols

 

[RaverDrew]

Fifa should introduce the "monkey rush" rule anyway to liven up this dour tournament.

 

[strung out]

According to Wikipedia, he's goal-scoring record is 98 goals in 112 appearances in his domestic league - surely he's not the one register as a 'keeper?! Surely the one you register as a 'keeper is your version of Sven's Theo

tbf, given the paucity of reliable information that comes out of north korea, i wouldn't necessarily take that as a decent source!

 

[Pie 1]

4 missing apparently
http://www.goal.com/en/news/1863/wo...o-information-on-missing-north-korean-players

 

[Teaboy]

Yup apparently they've defected. lulz.

 

[strung out]

their manager has been expelled from the party and sent to work on a building site as punishment for north korea's display at the world cup, after kim jong il allowed the 7-0 thrashing of portugal to be shown on state telly after the promising performance against brazil! http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2890...bjected-to-severe-world-cup-2010-post-mortem-

 

[Onket]

 

[The Octagon]

their manager has been expelled from the party and sent to work on a building site as punishment for north korea's display at the world cup, after kim jong il allowed the 7-0 thrashing of portugal to be shown on state telly after the promising performance against brazil! http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2890...bjected-to-severe-world-cup-2010-post-mortem-

Lols (not at the punishment meted out to the coach / players, just imagining Jong Il's face after he realised what he'd done half-way through the Portugal game)

 

[frogwoman]

their manager has been expelled from the party and sent to work on a building site as punishment for north korea's display at the world cup, after kim jong il allowed the 7-0 thrashing of portugal to be shown on state telly after the promising performance against brazil! http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2890...bjected-to-severe-world-cup-2010-post-mortem-

Cunts.